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“If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.” —Carl Sagan. Someday, I think that it might be fun—in theory, not in the oven!—to make an apple pie from atoms. But that requires an understanding of how to make apples (reproduction from seeds), which can’t be done before figuring-out the fundamentals of the Theory of Everything Without Commercials (TOEWC.) And to fundamentally enable the TOEWC, it is necessary to make a mental magnet—a magnet in theory, not in the oven—from atoms, since we know that particle mass is electromagnetic (EM) wave-energy, so EM phenomena are fundamental to all inter-particle interactions. But the problem is that we could look forever and never find a 3-d sub-atomic particle in Nature, because there is no thing in 3-d naturally! This means that we can’t contemplate inter-particle interactions until we reverse-engineer ourselves a single functional 3-d SUB-ATOMIC PARTICLE—a SybiLL having a 4-d tax-paying turtle particle LL under a 3-d PP SheLL—that can take a COLLISION in synchronized-swimming fashion, demonstrating two-way remote-controlled steering. So we get cracking PP SheLLs in Part 1 of Article 8, and we cause some COLLISIONS between “empty” SybiLLs—EMPTY SybiLLs have massless PP SheLLs and move by the power of the LL below—with our UNLICENSED DRIVING skills. By the end of the article, we will have documented “The Rules for Auditing the Motions of Empty SybiLLs Using the Tax-Paying Turtle Particle Theory of Physics with the Ready Set GO! MOVING PROCESS (aka Newton’s First, Second and Third Laws of Motion).” Then we will be poised to move-on to using our UNLICENSED DRIVING skills PLUS our newly-annotated tax-form-style MOVING PROCESS analysis tool to organize empty SybiLLs into atoms that we know won’t fold like a house-of-cards under any amount or direction of external pressure.

“The most creative act you will ever undertake is the act of creating yourself.” —Deepak Chopra Prepare to meet your Eternal soul LL (“SouLL”), which has a God-given pair of Life- and Death-enablement programs (a Personal O/S helper and a Free Will Program), but has NO MAKER save-for the outputs of a Decision-Making Module that your SouLL uses to sort fact from fiction and to direct its physical force, controlling the acts of its particle proxy (“PP”) inside of the universe (subject to the condition of Justice for all.) Our thoughts are in post-Big Bang times with lone Lumeynes—which we’re calling Loose Lumeynes, or LLs—out of their parking spots in Snowmen of God and in-gear moving at the speed of light while their heads tilt in 3-d directions. And we’re trying to figure-out what to make of that situation, since we know that it would be physically-impossible for an Eternal LL to leave the 4th dimension or to be in two dimensions simultaneously! So before we can even attempt to explain our own existence, we have to solve the problem of finding a 4-d turtle particle LL’s pop-up PP (envisioned as a 3-d SheLL) inside of the universe, which remotely expresses and influences the LL’s experiences. One 4-d LL and one 3-d PP together form an artificial sub-atomic particle that we’re calling a “SybiLL.” Displaying dauntless bravery, we make haste to arm our heads—we put-on our totally on-paper virtual reality helmets (old-fashioned thinking caps)—and we take a series of TEST-DRIVES with the lonely LLs to figure-out the “rules of the road,” crudely reverse-engineering our own SybiLLs as we go. By the end of Article 7, we will be poised to enter the SybiLLs of our SouLLs and our vehicles into the Universal Demolition Derby and use our UNLICENSED DRIVING skills to cause collisions.

According to the Tax-Paying Turtle Particle Theory of Physics (TPTPTP), particles are like turtles that must pay 100% tax in the form of wave-energy on two receivables: (1) the internal physical force of Fmass expressed as wave-particle duality, which hauls mass in an “idling,” aka “inertial,” state by spinning the particle right round or left round like a Tippe Top, and (2) moving services, aka external physical forces, received from other turtle-particles that help the particle “get into gear” and haul mass in the same direction in which the other turtle-particles are heading; the TPTPTP also explains the WAKING THE SLEEPING GIANT Big Bang event, at which time the universe was created out of something BIGGER THAN THE UNIVERSE that went from one state (“particles in bed”) to another state (“particles out of bed”) because of a decision made by Father Time in the 6th-dimension to do some 3-d Mindful Stretching that tipped-over previously upside-down Timeynes, thereby causing the 4th-dimension Lumeyne particles in the same Snowmen of God to tip-over, too, so that instead of getting nowhere in “Backward gear,” the Lumeynes “woke-up” and began to move in “Forward gear” AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT.

“The Time is NOW” standard of Absolute Time in combination with the inherent dual wave-particle Nature of the physical substance of each part of the three-part multi-dimensional entity called God enables the Ready Set GO! Moving Process (aka Newton’s First, Second and Third Laws of Motion) to pass the tests of Zeno’s Paradoxes because motion is Eternal like God, with every particle having a constant mandate to “haul mass” via the expression of the particle’s Natural wave-particle duality, which I call the force of mass, or “Fmass.”

Einstein’s Relativity, Newtonian Mechanics and Quantum Mechanics are proven by Zeno’s Paradoxes to be non-starting theories because following those theories makes motion impossible.

You can move either Backward or Forward.

Is the enlightened person subject to the law of causation (karma)?

This is the proof of God’s existence.