Article 8, Part 1 of 3 (Introduction). MAKING AN APPLE PIE AND A MAGNET FROM SCRATCH: The Atom Recipe From Frank’s Kitchen Counter Home Physics Thought Laboratory
ARTICLE 8, PART 1. INTRODUCTION
PREFACE
In the immortal words of Elizabeth Zott (“Lessons in Chemistry” https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=549072441268687): This is revolting.
I’m talking about A REVOLUTION, in other words—in Tracy Chapman’s words on the record turn-table https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv8FBjo1Y8I—which may or may not sound like a whisper, I suppose that’s going to depend-on the identity of the listener, but one thing’s for certain: It’s not going to sound like Big Daddy Kane’s same-old broken records.
Here’s THE REVOLUTION I’m talking about:
If I use the Theory of Everything Without Commercials ft. the Tax-Paying Turtle Particle Theory of Physics (TPTPTP) with the Ready Set GO! Moving Process (aka Newton’s First, Second and Third Laws of Motion) to MAKE A MAGNET from scratch—a “mental magnet” that works exactly like a physical magnet—then that is going to be conclusive evidence, right? (Yes!)
Magnets—meaning all the strange things that happen with electromagnetism—are soooo tricky to explain WITH ONE CONSISTENT THEORY that IT HAS NEVER BEEN DONE and it is impossible to do it *by accident*.
“I tripped and fell on a mental magnet” said nobody ever.
THAT IS WHY I AM GOING TO MAKE A MENTAL MAGNET ENTIRELY FROM SCRATCH, ONE THOUGHT-PROJECT “TRIP” AT A TIME, WITHOUT LEAVING ONE STRAY ELECTROMAGNETIC (EM) PHENOMENON UNEXPLAINABLE—INCLUDING LEVITATION, SO HELLO ORBITING! AND HELLO GRAVITY!—WITH THE SAME THEORY I USED TO BUILD THE MENTAL MAGNET.
And guess what?
When I get THE ATOM RECIPE—the FIRST ATOM SET-UP AND MOVING—then IT’S ALREADY DONE.
Then it’s all icing on the apple pie, it’s all downhill skiing on a beautiful mountain—it’s downwind sailing with the current, it’s surfing an endless wave—from “there” to our finished mental magnet.
And we’re going to get “there” in this post.
At the end of this post, OUR THOUGHTS will be figuratively ON TOP OF THE WORLD (literally with the atoms at the surface of the earth)—so this means that WE WILL BE ON TOP OF ALL THE DRUGS IN THE WORLD, no drugs will be on top of us—and we will be riding the roller coaster of our dreams at-will yet totally out of control of every dip and turn and climb and loop and drop and thrill.
In a word, we’ll be MIND-GASMING the rest of the way to the mental magnet and our thoughts will be EVOLVING our physical beings in harmony with Reality.
So stay with me, if you dare, to witness the forest come into view and to see that all of the trees are friends to meet not obstacles to lay to waste.
But building the first atom is our Glacier Gulch, which we must navigate in this post.
After that we’ve got a clear path to the North Pole of our mental magnet.
And I know, I know, some of y’all might still be thinking thoughts like:
“Fountain of Youth? Great. I am going to suspend disbelief then find-out that I wasted my time when somebody else comes-along and proves that this woman is as nutty as peanut butter—AS BI-POLAR AS A MENTAL MAGNET—exactly like she sounds!”
Earth: [to Neil deGrasse Tyson] My dude, WHO IS THE “GIANT KILLING MACHINE” in that ONE-MAN video?
SPOILER ALERT, if you haven’t yet watched that YouTube video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPTG8ytx3mA : Books were opened and read-from by Neil deGrasse Tyson. More accurately, one book by Neil deGrasse Tyson was opened and read-from by Neil deGrasse Tyson. The book told everybody on earth—and the earth itself, which the book calls a “giant killing machine”—to eat sh*t and die.
Although it seems unlikely, maybe it’s yet possible for Mr. deGrasse Tyson to change his mind about being a sycophantic fan of the Gravediggaz 1-800-Suicide video?
🎵“You don’t wanna live no more, guess you’re really ready for the graveyard tour”🎵
IDK what Neil deGrasse Tyson is thinking dissing LIFE like that—it sounds a lot like he’s got Satan’s “God is a sadist” bee in his bonnet, which causes Satan to yell “hypocrite” every time it rains on his parade, as every raindrop that falls is like hearing Jesus announce “thou art unfit for any place but hell,” with the mad man forgetting or perhaps never considering (1) that an Evil cause and a Just cause have naught in common, and (2) choice cannot reverse the latter’s necessary legal effect, yet (3) the former’s obscene corrupt effect can and must be rendered moot by the same will that gave it purchase via a skeezy selection of an imaginary option in a false bargain, and this volitional reversal of unreal fortune is by no means a burden because there is no shame in coming clean, and IN FACT, refusing to budge from that irrational assumed position is no different than sitting at a Blackjack table and “staying” on a pair of fives, and it’s A PROVEN “PAIR OF FIVES,” because everyone knows that God exists and God trumps Evil every.time., yet FOR SOME REASON, every.time. Satan calls to get the “stay” or “hit me” decision, gamblers at Satan’s Blackjack table are “staying,” instead of PULLING A TYLER DURDEN and saying: “HIT ME as hard as you can,” ‘cuz it can’t hurt and it will help and as a BONUS it will get Satan’s GOAT when every drop of blood he draws is hurled back in his face like he’s “Lou” in “Fight Club” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96h5SfUOke8 when Lou realizes that the blood on his hands is Tyler Durden’s badge of honor UNLESS he accepts Tyler Durden’s invitation to join “Fight Club,” and THAT’S A TABLE-TURNING WIN-WIN that 100 replaces the LOSE-LOSE that no *sane* gambler would choose—but I’ll tell you what:
You won’t have to keep asking yourself questions about *my* mental health IF you *see for yourself* how to build a magnet from scratch using the bits and bobs—the construction laws—that make the mental magnet we’re going to build work exactly like a physical magnet does.
Then you will REALIZE all at once that #1, you could not do that *by accident*, and #2, YOUR MIND DID IT, NOT MINE, and #3, you know more than all of modern science.
You will never worry about “what they think” again, because “they” are telling you—with nary a wink-wink or a nod-nod—that their compass is pointing at the North Pole of the earth!
But more to the point, I’m not “teaching” anything, everybody’s mind is working independently from mine, I’m just DAY TRIPPING in my kitchen and writing-up my TRIP REPORTS, like a TRAVEL GUIDE.
And I’m also a consumer of other people’s TRAVEL GUIDES, which help me to decide what TRIPS to take next and prepare me for what to expect.
In fact, sometimes I can just consume other people’s TRAVEL GUIDES and go along for the ride—because some of the TRAVEL GUIDES are like magic, e.g., following C.S. Lewis’s Lucy Pevensie through the wardrobe into Narnia, I mean what else is there to do except take that *exact* trip? It’s a mental fix!—and then all I have to do is a “short form” TRIP REPORT to document the experience.
But these days I AVOID FICTION more often than not, because I’M TOO ADDICTED TO GETTING REALITY-GASMS with every new discovery to go back to suffering lies as a way of life.
This is NOT “When Harry Met Sally.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNEX0fbGePg
This is When Fiction Met Reality ft. a happy ending in the House of Israel, aka the Waffle House, if you believe Moses’s trip reports.
WHERE WERE WE?
Before now, we traveled quite a distance away from Conventional Wisdom.
So let’s file a brief TRIP REPORT, to which we can refer-back throughout Article 8 and beyond, as we continue our trek into uncharted territory and leave even more conventional pearls of wisdom behind, curious as a Cheshire Cat—knowing, not concerned or cynical—about the fact that the pearls are no doubt being CLUTCHED ever-tighter in royal societies, because all the formal gowns and crowns would look naked without them.
TRIP REPORT
Trip Report Entry 1.
In Article 1, we proved God’s multi-dimensional existence. We discovered that God’s existence, in turn, proves that different dimensions must be MUTUALLY-EXCLUSIVE, which means that lower-dimensions are RELATIVE-TO (meaning DEPENDENT-ON) higher-dimensions, but not vice-versa.
Let’s do a quick 4-point Q&A to get a better feel for the RELEVANCE of the mutual exclusivity of different dimensions.
Q1: What 4-d, 5-d or 6-d POSITIONS or DIRECTIONS are in 3-d?
A1: Empty set. Lower-dimensions must be RELATIVE-TO higher-dimensions, but not vice-versa. Ergo, 3-d must be devoid of 4-d, 5-d and 6-d POSITIONS and DIRECTIONS.
Q2: What 3-d POSITIONS or DIRECTIONS are in 4-d, 5-d or 6-d?
A2: Empty set. Dimensions are MUTUALLY-EXCLUSIVE, so each dimension must be devoid of POSITIONS and DIRECTIONS in the other dimensions.
Q3: From what POSITIONS or DIRECTIONS in 3-d can the POSITIONS or DIRECTIONS in 4-d, 5-d, or 6-d be “reached”?
A3: Empty set. From the POV of the 3rd dimension, a higher-dimension CANNOT EVEN BE SEEN, let alone “reached,” because the higher-dimension is ABSOLUTE and the 3rd dimension is RELATIVE-TO the higher-dimension.
Q4: From what POSITIONS or DIRECTIONS in 4-d, 5-d and 6-d can the POSITIONS or DIRECTIONS in 3-d be “reached”?
A4: *All* POSITIONS and DIRECTIONS in 4-d, 5-d and 6-d can “reach” *all* POSITIONS and DIRECTIONS in 3-d. This is because the 3rd-dimension is RELATIVE-TO the 4th dimension, the 5th dimension and the 6th dimension.
In fact, it takes ZERO TIME for a higher-dimension “reach” any POSITION or DIRECTION in 3-d because (see Article 6, STEP 4E) there is a 4-d COM Tongue, a 5-d COM Tongue and a 6-d COM Tongue at the particle bottom of every LL—a COM Tongue wound-around an LL’s bottom is like a Demogorgon—guaranteeing that there is ZERO DISTANCE to travel (which means ZERO TRAVEL TIME) between the higher-dimensions BELOW the LL and any 3-d POSITION or DIRECTION of the LL in the universe ABOVE.
As discussed in Article 6, STEP 4E:
But we also know that it’s actually the 6-d COM Tongue that is IN CONTROL of an LL, because recall that the 4-d COM Tongue is part-and-parcel of the LL, and the 5-d COM Tongue only has ONE JOB, which never varies.
And of course every 6-d COM Tongue is controlled by THE MIND of the Jesus/God the Father part of God (aka Father Time), in the 6th dimension.
So in terms of “Stranger Things,” the Jesus/God the Father part of God is like THE MIND FLAYER, who controls the Demogorgons.
And again, the 6-d COM Tongues are the Demogorgans, with one 6-d COM Tongue being UNDER each LL in the universe ABOVE, permanently wound-around the particle bottom.
This makes THE MIND FLAYER physically OMNIPRESENT in the universe.
That is why not one particle in the universe ever has or ever will make an “unapproved” move.
Trip Report Entry 2.
In Article 2, we bid DEATH adieu.
In the immortal words of Emily Dickinson https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/47652/because-i-could-not-stop-for-death-479 :
“Because I could not stop for Death — He kindly stopped for me —The Carriage held but just Ourselves — And Immortality.
We slowly drove — He knew no haste And I had put away My labor and my leisure too, For His Civility —
We passed the School, where Children strove At Recess — in the Ring — We passed the Fields of Gazing Grain — We passed the Setting Sun —
Or rather — He passed Us —The Dews drew quivering and Chill — For only Gossamer, my Gown — My Tippet — Only Tulle —
We paused before a House that seemed A swelling of the Ground —The Roof was scarcely visible —The Cornice — in the Ground —
Since then — ‘tis Centuries — and yet Feels shorter than the Day I first surmised the Horses’ Heads Were toward Eternity”
Trip Report Entry 3.
In Article 3, we watched a few minutes of a silent movie made in 1923, then we followed the movie’s advice, imagining ourselves captaining ships on opposite poles of the earth, raising and lowering the ships’ flags to get a feel for the way direction works.
But looking-at the flags and having the proof of God (see Trip Report Entry 1), we suddenly saw that ALBERT EINSTEIN WAS WRONG about there being no “up” or “down” out in space!
So we documented our findings about direction, then we applied our findings to explain a few things about matter, which we had not one clue how to make, but yet could not deny that there wasn’t any other way for matter to *behave* in light of what we had figured-out about “up” and “down” being ABSOLUTE, NOT RELATIVE, out in space.
Trip Report Entry 4.
In Article 4, we began our quest to get the Theory of Everything Without Commercials MOVING in the right direction.
WITH ZENO, author of the famed “Zeno’s Paradoxes,” as our guide, we figuratively stepped into “Bill and Ted’s” shoes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3fx6TugN7g , taking a most excellent adventure through the annals of history, meeting famous theoretical physicists of old, and putting their theories of motion to the Zeno’s Paradox “Tortoise and Hare” test.
Zeno’s Paradox “Tortoise and Hare” test reveals that it’s impossible to *start moving* to *a destination* by thinking—doing math—because a *travel distance* can always be *divided* into smaller increments.
So quiet as it’s kept, ZENO PROVED that a theory of motion must state A PHYSICAL CAUSE for motion’s *beginning*, or else the theory FLUNKS ZENO’S PARADOX “Tortoise and Hare” TEST, and is therefore AN INVALID THEORY.
Finally, with Zeno’s help, we showed that in all of world history, there has never been even one VALID theory of motion!
But we also noticed that Newton’s First, Second and Third Laws of Motion COULD BECOME VALID with some TLC…‘cause we don’t want No Scrubs like the other guys.
Don’t go chasing waterfalls, Jefferson Fisher. It’s still water even if it’s moving.
Trip Report Entry 5.
In Article 5, we deduced that the Eternality of God is the one-and-only fact that enables a theory of motion to bust Zeno’s Paradox and pass the “Tortoise and Hare” test.
This is because God’s Eternality reveals that *motion itself is Eternal*, with every particle of God having a constant mandate to “haul mass” via the expression of the particle’s Natural force of mass (or “Fmass” for short), which is expressed as wave-particle duality (meaning equal amounts of wave-energy, aka mass, and physical force in opposite directions) along the same line.
Then we also noticed that there is one line, which we called the Absolute Direction Line, or “ADL” for short, connecting each “center of mass” (or “COM” for short), of each of the three different dimensions of God.
This means that one particle in each dimension of God will always be lined-up along the same line.
We kept calling those individual lines “ADLs,” noting that the individual ADLs must all be RELATIVE-TO the COM of the 6th and highest dimension of God, as if the individual ADLs are BACKBONES OF MARSHMALLOW SNOWMEN MADE-OF THREE PARTICLES INSTEAD OF THREE MARSHMALLOWS.
And so we named the particles in each dimension (Lumeynes are in the 4th dimension, Gravitynes are in the 5th dimension and Timeynes are in the 6th dimension), and we began to call one set of three particles lined-up along the same ADL a “Snowman of God.”
Then we re-envisioned God as being made-of Snowmen of God all lined-up next to each other in A SPHERICAL ARRANGEMENT.
We know this must be correct because the spherical shape would guarantee EQUALITY of distance and physical structure between every particle in the same dimension of God and the 6th dimension COM at the center of the sphere.
But we can’t “see inside” of a multi-dimensional sphere, we can only see THE SURFACE, which is the 3-d UNIVERSE.
And in fact, we can actually only see the ATOMIC MATTER part of atoms in the universe, since we know (see Article 3) that the COM part of every atom must be BEHIND the Atomic Matter part of the atom.
And so from our POV of “being Atomic Matter” looking toward the COM of an atom, it always appears to us as if the COM part of an atom is INSIDE of the Atomic Mass part.
So WE HAD TO IMPROVISE, imagining that we could cut the sphere of Snowmen of God—with the UNIVERSE at the sphere’s surface—into two pieces diagonally, from top-to-bottom, and peer “down into” the sphere.
We got a ”half decent” view!
Trip Report Entry 6.
In Article 6, we discovered that particles are like tax-paying turtles living in God’s Country, which is a Totalitarian state with a 100% tax rate, with tax payable in wave-energy (mass) upon-receipt of two receivables.
Receivable (i) is the internal force of mass, Fmass, which hauls mass in an “idling,” or “inertial,” state by spinning the particle right round or left round like a Tippe Top.
So the tax paid on Receivable (i) is the EM wave-energy emission that Naturally occurs out of the particle bottom as the particle expresses wave-particle duality along the ADL.
And it is actually the EM wave-energy being THRUST out of the particle bottom that CAUSES the top, or head, of the particle to *apply physical force* in the opposite direction along the ADL—and more specifically, to rotate around the ADL in a fixed direction—which is how the particle “idles.”
Receivable (ii) is external *applied physical force*, which is like a “moving service” received from another turtle particle—a moving service provider—that helps the particle to which the external physical force is applied “get into gear” and haul mass in the same direction in which the moving service provider is heading.
So the tax paid on Receivable (ii) is the equal-and-opposite EM wave-energy emission that is generated to satisfy Newton’s Third Law of Motion in *reaction* to experiencing a physical force *action*.
And it is actually the EM wave-energy being THRUST out of the particle that CAUSES the top, or head, of the particle to *apply physical force* in the opposite direction, which is why the particle “gets into gear” and hauls mass in the same direction as the moving service provider.
We coined the term “Tax-Paying Turtle Particle Theory of Physics,” or “TPTPTP” for short, to refer-to the nuts-and-bolts of the Theory of Everything Without Commercials.
The TPTPTP is like THE ENGINE of a vehicle, which can, in theory, TAKE US EVERYWHERE WE WANT TO GO IN THE UNIVERSE AND INSIDE OF GOD!
The first place we went was the “control room” (the COM) of the 6th dimension Father Time part of God.
Recalling the movie “Lucy,” we emulated Lucy in her swivel chair—the Tippe Top chair, in fact, we now know—“turning around” and causing the world to “rewind” to the NOW of her choosing https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LWG3aFFhg8k&pp=ygUMI2x1Y3l0cmF2ZWxz
OUR PURPOSE for hacking-into Father Time’s “control room” was to WAKE THE SLEEPING GIANT, or in other words, to show how the TPTPTP explains the Big Bang as being the result of particles in the 4th-dimension going from one state (“in bed” in THE SLEEPING GIANT) to another state (“out of bed” at THE BIG BANG) because of a decision made by Father Time to do some 3-d Mindful Stretching of some 6-d COM Segments, which tipped-over previously upside-down Timeynes, thereby causing the Lumeynes in the same Snowmen of God to tip-over, too, and begin moving in “Forward gear” at the speed of light.
We examined THE SLEEPING GIANT diagram in Article 6, STEP 10:
We considered THE BIG BANG diagram in Article 6, STEP 18:
NOTE that in both diagrams, SPACE is a reference to the EM wave-energy that is Eternally being dumped by a Lumeyne through the open door in the infinite 4-d Forward direction, NOT a reference to the 3-d universe.
Trip Report Entry 7. In Article 7, we used the TPTPTP engine to get ourselves a one-way ticket out of “heaven.”
We saw that after a Big Bang event, which causes a Lumeyne to break loose from its “parking spot” in THE SLEEPING GIANT diagram—becoming a Loose Lumeyne, or “LL,” with a “Loose ADL,” or “LADL,” forever tilting in 3-d directions after the LL “moved sideways” once, and thereafter lost the ability to re-align the LADL with the ADL—there’s no going back to the Snowman of God.
And sitting there in Father Time’s “Fast Car” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIOAlaACuv4, imagining a 6-d arm wrapped around our shoulder, felt nice, as THE PERSONAL SUPER-COMPUTER PART OF EVERY SOUL IN THE 6th DIMENSION listened-to our thoughts and oh-so-delicately suggested course-corrections.
So the series of SEVEN TEST-DRIVES we were taking seemed easy, like playing Tetris, as we followed the paths of lone LLs in-gear moving at the speed of light inside of the universe to figure-out “the rules of the road” that we need to understand to build atoms out of LLs.
The End of the TRIP REPORT!
NOW HERE WE ARE, IN ARTICLE 8, Part 1 (Introduction).
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
“If you wish to make an apple pie [or a mental magnet] from scratch, you must first invent the universe.” —Carl Sagan.
In THOUGHT-PROJECT I of II—UP AND ATOM—which is in Article 8, Part 2, we deduce THE ATOM RECIPE.
We see how different atoms can be made from only ONE INGREDIENT: Loose Lumeynes (LLs) moving at the speed of light in the post-Big-Bang universe and COLLIDING with each other.
We notice that atoms become like Willy Wonka’s Everlasting Gobstoppers, which can never get any smaller or larger in all of forever after the manufacturing process is over.
Then in THOUGHT-PROJECT II of II—SYBILL GETS THE FIRST GIFT OF CHRISTMAS IN 3-D—which is in Article 8, Part 3, we see how atoms get their mass.
SybiLL’s gift is a massive Impossible Wopr—a tax-free gift of EM wave-energy from SybiLL’s own 4-d dumps of SPACE into an infinite toilet in the Snowman Life (see Trip Report Entry 6)—delivered into SybiLL’s 3-d SHELL by the 6-d COM Tongue of “Door Dash Driver” Father Time through the open chimney on SybiLL’s PARTICLE COMPASS via an automated bio feed-back process that we’re going to call “Shell We Play a Game? The Universal Mass Laundering Scheme.”
That’s how we meet an LL named SybiLL—an exemplary tax-paying turtle particle in the TPTPTP leading a double-life—and we start to look-at the universe from SybiLL’s bifurcated POV.
SybiLL has a STABLE, ETERNAL 4-d Snowman Life as part of a Snowman of God, which isn’t going to get SybiLL any cohorts inside of the universe.
SybiLL also has a VARIABLE 3-d Life as part of an atom, which can take SybiLL many places in the universe, giving SybiLL cohorts.
We deduce the plot of the story that enables LLs like SybiLL to MOVE TOGETHER AS PART OF THE SAME ATOM and to INTERACT WITH THE LLs IN OTHER ATOMS.
And we clarify why and how the ELECTROMAGNETIC (EM) SPECTRUM is QUANTIZED INTO DIFFERENT 3-d FREQUENCIES.
This makes apparent the PHYSICAL CONNECTION between the EM spectrum and the Ready Set GO! Moving Process (aka Newton’s First, Second and Third Laws of Motion), which we will see that all atoms follow IN SYNC—during TIME INTERVALS OF FIXED-LENGTH—as they go to and fro and BYE BYE BYE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo-KmOd3i7s .
The story is “a little full, lotta sap,” but it’s in the True Spirit of the Griswold Family Christmas.
The End of Article 8, Part 1!
In joy,
Frank