Article 1. GOOD AFTERNOON MR. DAWKINS: There Is One Who Is Good

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“Good Afternoon”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMkJIR9pX1w

Welcome to REDUX, “The God Delusion Debate”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF5bPI92-5o

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The original debate was held on October 3, 2007.

AGAINST GOD was Atheist Richard Dawkins, author of the 2006 book called “The God Delusion.”

FOR GOD was Christian mathematics expert John Lennox. 

In the present day I am interjecting myself into the debate in the FOR GOD corner. 

But I’m not debating about religion.

I don’t want to argue with anyone about matters of personal choice.

This is a website about THE LAWS of the universe.

And I will show that ACKNOWLEDGING GOD’S EXISTENCE—

AND ALSO, I WILL SHOW, THE EXISTENCE OF GOOD AND EVIL—

IS NOT A MATTER OF PERSONAL CHOICE

IT IS A MATTER OF SCIENCE

IF A PERSON WANTS TO CALL THEMSELVES AN HONEST PERSON AND SCIENTIST.

There’s no way to KICK GOD AND GOOD AND EVIL OUT OF SCIENCE.

(Note: Sometimes I capitalize the words “Good” and “Evil,” but sometimes I write “good” and “evil” in all lowercase letters instead; the definitions and the intent are the same whether or not the words are capitalized.)

“In the Beginning there was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.” —John 1:1 (American Standard Version translation)

That citation by John Lennox was Big Bang on!

NOTE that I am not citing John 1:1 as proof of anything, but rather, I am citing John 1:1 because I CAN PROVE GOD’S EXISTENCE AND GOD’S ETERNAL-NESS *and* I CAN PROVE THE TRUTH OF THE WORDS AT JOHN 1:1 by proving THE DEFINITION OF THE WORD “GOOD.”  

So GOOD is the word of the day!

But GOOD can only be understood by doing some math first. 

The mathematical axiom upon which I will being resting my “good” case is this: Mutually exclusive events must be dependent events, not independent events. 

Source: BYJUS.com, regarding “Mutually Exclusive Events”: 

“Mutually exclusive events are those that do not occur at the same time. For example, when a coin is tossed then the result will be either head or tail, but we cannot get both the results….If two events are mutually exclusive, they are not independent. Also, independent events cannot be mutually exclusive.” 

The Biblical character of Jesus also provides an example of mutually exclusive events in the metaphor of trees and fruit, at Matthew 7:17-18 (American Standard Version translation): 

“[E]very good tree bringeth forth good fruit, but the corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit. A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.”

This means that “good” is the absence of “evil,” and likewise that “evil” is the absence of “good.”

OK so that’s the “good” math.

Next I will show that “good” is one thing, not a plurality of things.

The SIGNIFICANCE of the proof that “good” is one thing, not a plurality of things, is that ”evil,” which may be any number of things, must be dependent-upon “good,” but not vice-versa (meaning that “good” must be Absolute, not dependent-upon “evil.”) 

*******************BEGIN JESUS DETOUR******************** 

I’m still not talking-about RELIGION. 

I’m still talking about THE LAWS of the universe.

But I am going to be talking about God in this “Jesus Detour,” and I realize that I haven’t yet proven God’s existence. 

But I respectfully request the liberty to conduct some discussion about God now.

The unproven introduction of God now is Necessary to highlight a LEGAL ISSUE that gives us a LEGAL MYSTERY (conventionally called “The Problem of Evil”) we must solve (as confirmed by Wikipedia, “If God lacks…omnibenevolence—then the logical problem of evil can be resolved”), and it’s also Necessary to VERIFY THE LEGAL CREDIBILITY OF JESUS’S WORDS.

Then I will prove God’s existence AND solve the LEGAL MYSTERY (“The Problem of Evil”) later in the blog post, by proving that God lacks omnibenevolence.

LEGAL ISSUE.
The Biblical character of Jesus addresses the issue of “good” being one thing, not a plurality of things, at Mark 10:18, saying (in the American Standard Version translation):“Why callest…me good? none is good save one, even God.”

NOTE that the different translations of Mark 10:18 are semantically different, and the translations that call God “the good one” are in direct conflict with John 10:30 (“I and the Father are one,” discussed below), because if Jesus and the Father are one, then neither of them is “the good one” according to Jesus. 

In other words, if Jesus is not “the good one” then neither is The Father (God), because according to Jesus, JESUS AND THE FATHER ARE ONE. 

But that’s fine; I submit that Jesus’s words are confirmation that Jesus understood “The Problem of Evil,” and intended to resolve it by affirming God’s lack of omnibenevolence. 

And I will independently show later in the post (in the ANSWER to THE PROBLEM OF EVIL) HOW, as a matter of PHYSICS, it is possible for Jesus/God to NOT be “the good one” (in other words, to lack omnibenevolence) but yet still “bear good fruit.” 

ALSO NOTE that I am not citing Jesus’s words as proof of my claim that “good” is one thing, not a plurality of things. After this JESUS DETOUR, I will make my own LEGAL aka LOGICAL proof of my claim that “good” is one thing, not a plurality of things. 

LEGAL MYSTERY aka THE PROBLEM OF EVIL.

THE REASON I CITE JESUS’S WORDS ABOUT THE SINGULARITY OF GOOD-NESS is because IF JESUS IS CORRECT THAT GOOD IS ONE THING (and Christians had better not be arguing with him) AND IF JESUS SAYS THAT HE IS NOT GOOD (that’s what he said), THEN BY JESUS’S WORDS IN THE METAPHOR OF TREES AND FRUIT at Matthew 7:17-18, JESUS BEARS EVIL FRUIT NOT GOOD FRUIT. 

But that’s impossible if Jesus is a credible source of information about THE LAWS of the universe!

VERIFYING THE LEGAL CREDIBILITY OF JESUS’S WORDS.

So it’s up to me to ESTABLISH THAT JESUS IS A CREDIBLE SOURCE about THE LAWS of the universe if I want to cite Jesus’s words about “good” being one thing as an “independent verification” of my own conclusion about “good” being one thing.

But the Biblical story of Jesus is HEARSAY; it is not a story told (or “signed”) by Jesus, it is a story told by third parties who are not available for cross-examination. 

In all courts of general jurisdiction in the USA, if hearsay is unreliable then it’s INADMISSIBLE AS PROOF OF THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER. 

And in the “Age of Reason,” Thomas Paine did such a thorough job of enumerating the places where the hearsay in the New Testament regarding the matter of Jesus’s life-and-death story is unreliable that I would hasten to that conclusion.  

BUT BE THE EVIL FRUIT OF UNRELIABLE HEARSAY ABOUT GOD as it may, JESUS’S WORDS at Mark 10:18 ABOUT JESUS NOT BEING GOOD do not fall into the category of UNRELIABLE HEARSAY if we can logically prove that GOD is the author of the gospels.

This is because THE CHARACTER OF JESUS IS SAID TO BE THE CHARACTER OF GOD (see, e.g., “I and the Father are one” at John 10:30, American Standard Version translation; note all of the translations of John 10:30 are semantically identical), so the words of Jesus written by God would NOT BE HEARSAY.

We could simply EVALUATE JESUS’S WORDS AGAINST INDEPENDENTLY-KNOWN TRUTHS TO ESTABLISH THE TRUSTWORTHINESS OF THE WORDS, then we could rely on Jesus’s words as LEGAL (SCIENTIFIC) EVIDENCE.

But still, the words written by God that were attributed to non-God Biblical characters WOULD STILL BE HEARSAY because God put those words in the mouths of third parties who are not available for cross-examination because of DEATH, which makes them UNRELIABLE WITNESSES TO JESUS’S STORY, by definition, unless we are going to say that it’s RIGHT TO KILL SOMEONE FOR BEING RIGHT, which I submit is FALSE, and that’s a conclusion that I separately verify in Article 2 (HYAKUJO’S FOX: Case 2 in “The Gateless Gate” Book of Zen Koans by Mumon.)

So let’s get down to business. 

Again, if we can logically prove that God is the author of the gospels, then we don’t have to “throw away” the words of Jesus on the grounds of UNRELIABLE HEARSAY, but we do still have to “independently verify” the Truth of every matter Jesus spoke-about, because Jesus ominously said point-blank that his job is not to “do good.” 

And to repeat the LEGAL ISSUE, Jesus’s words at Mark 10:18 (“Why callest…me good? none is good save one“) are especially significant because Jesus also said “I and the Father are one” at John 10:30 (American Standard Version translation; note all of the translations of John 10:30 are semantically identical); and also to repeat the LEGAL MYSTERY, according to Jesus at Matthew 7:17-18, trees that bear good fruit and trees that bear evil fruit are MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE, so IT SHOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE FOR ONE WHO IS NOT GOOD TO PRODUCE GOOD FRUIT, AND WE SHOULD HAVE TO CALL JESUS EVIL IF WE DID NOT CALL HIM GOOD! 

So we’ve got to SOLVE THIS LEGAL MYSTERY aka THE PROBLEM OF EVIL if we want to avoid following false prophets AND if we want to avoid committing the worst possible blasphemy AND if we want to avoid turning a blind eye to LEGALLY-RELEVANT MATERIAL that is of worldwide public interest! 

Question: Do we find fault with Jesus’s understanding at Matthew 7:17-18 of THE MATHEMATICAL DEFINITION OF MUTUALLY-EXCLUSIVE EVENTS and his use of the metaphor of good and corrupt trees, which bear good and evil fruit respectively, to prove his knowledge?

Jesus: [Matthew 7:17-18, American Standard Version translation] [E]very good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but the corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit. A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.”

Answer: No, there is no fault to find with Jesus’s knowledge of good and evil and their mathematical (mutually exclusive) relationship.

So we know that Jesus’s words couldn’t have been written by A LUNATIC who doesn’t know good from evil from a poached egg! 

And that further tells us that the author of Jesus’s words WAS NOT CONFUSED about HOW TO IDENTIFY PEOPLE either! 

This means that when the author put the words “I and the Father are one” into Jesus’s mouth at John 10:30, there was NO CONFUSION in the author’s mind about what was being said.  

All right stay with me now—

or rather I should say stay with C.S. Lewis, because this is his “Lord, Liar, or Lunatic?” TRILEMMA logic that I’m borrowing from his book “Mere Christianity”—

because if the author of Jesus’s words wasn’t A LUNATIC or A SEVERELY CONFUSED HYPOCRITICAL INDIVIDUAL WITH WEAK PEOPLE-IDENTIFICATION SKILLS WHO SINCERELY BELIEVED HIMSELF TO BE A GREAT EXPERT MORAL PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILER (which would be the same difference as being A LUNATIC), then the author of Jesus’s words was either A LIAR or GOD.

C.S. Lewis: “I am trying here to prevent anyone from saying the really foolish thing that people often say about [Jesus]: ‘I’m ready to accept Jesus as a great moral teacher, but I don’t accept his claim to be God.’ That is the one thing we must not say. A man…[who] said the sort of things Jesus said would not be a great moral teacher. He would either be a lunatic—on a level with the man who says he is a poached egg—or else he would be the Devil of Hell. You must make your choice….You can shut him up for a fool, you can spit at him and kill him as a demon, or you can fall at his feet and call him Lord and God. But let us not come up with any patronizing nonsense about his being a great human teacher. He has not left that open to us. He did not intend to.”  

OK so we’ve noted already that there is no fault to find with Jesus’s knowledge of good and evil and their mathematical (mutually-exclusive) relationship, so there’s NO LUNATIC there and NO LIE there either.

Then regarding Jesus’s moral teachings, which boil-down to “love God” and “treat people the way you want to be treated,”  there is nothing sus, by which I mean that if a person always followed Jesus’s actual moral teachings, then that person could not go wrong in the present-day, regardless of whether or not 2,000 years ago Jesus was born of the Virgin Mary, was crucified by Pontius Pilate on a cross or a stavros and died and was buried, then on the third day arose from the dead and ascended into heaven to sit at the right hand of God the Father Almighty. 

So we see that the character of Jesus is not the character of A LIAR.

This means that that author of Jesus’s words must be GOD.  

But Jesus’s words were “quoted” by the putative authors of “the gospels”: Matthew, Mark, Luke and John!

Yet the character of Jesus appears in a story that is holier than Swiss cheese! 

Ergo, the author of “the gospels” must also be GOD. 

But still, that’s A CONTRADICTION that demands an explanation.

We already figured-out, above, that words about God spoken-by non-God characters are properly called HEARSAY, and are with few exceptions UNRELIABLE HEARSAY, and therefore cannot be relied-upon to prove the Truth of the matter unless we can independently verify the Truth of the matter by other means. 

But it’s weird because the words about God that God puts in the mouth of non-God characters are HEARSAY CREATED BY GOD! 

And that’s fine, and in fact it gives us all the more reason to BEWARE OF FALSE PROPHETS, because once we figure-out that God is creating hearsay about the murder-torture of God, then that smacks of A LEGAL TEST that we want to PASS, not flunk, and “pointing the finger at God” and crying “UNFAIR!”—trying to CENSOR OR CENSURE GOD—is not going to get us anywhere!    

But what about the NON-HEARSAY words God writes and puts in the mouth of “God characters” such as Jesus?

CAN GOD LIE in the course of fulfilling “official” duties? Is the natural question.

The answer is that if God could not lie TO A LIAR then that would make it impossible for God to do Justice and save honest people from liars! 

And so we must conclude that it’s not only POSSIBLE for God to lie in the course of conducting “official” business, it’s NECESSARY sometimes. 

But IS IT GOOD TO LIE in the course of fulfilling “official” duties? Is a different question altogether.

The answer is clearly NO, LYING IS NOT A GOOD WAY TO FULFILL PUBLIC DUTIES. 

And let us not come up with any patronizing nonsense about lying being a noble virtue!

How did Immanuel Kant put it? 

Mr. Kant said: “If the truth shall kill them, let them die!”

But again, INJUSTICE may be done if what is DESERVED is A LIE and what is given by God is THE TRUTH; in that case THE LIE would be EYE-FOR-EYE JUSTICE and the Truth would be AN UNDESERVED GIFT. 

God giving the gift of mercy to the corrupt WHILE LEAVING-OUT THE DUE JUSTICE is God making a sacrifice of the innocent to benefit the guilty!

So while it’s possible for A LIE and THE TRUTH to both be given by God in the interest of the due administration of Justice—and in fact, that would fully explain the mixed-bag of Truth and fiction in the gospels, which C.S. Lewis’s logic informs us must have been authored by God—the receipt of THE TRUTH does not obviate the Necessity for God to deliver THE LIE as well. 

But again, THE LIE IS NOT GOOD, by definition (and also again, let us not come up with any patronizing nonsense about lying being a noble virtue), and so therefore THE LIE-TELLER IS NOT GOOD, even God. 

WELL THEN THAT IS THE HEART OF THE LEGAL MYSTERY aka THE PROBLEM OF EVIL THAT WE MUST EXPLAIN, because we can’t violate COMMON SENSE and say that GOD IS EVIL!

FINAL JEOPARDY QUESTION in re: THE PROBLEM OF EVIL: 

HOW IT IS POSSIBLE FOR BOTH OF THE FOLLOWING TWO THINGS TO BE TRUE? 

Thing #1, Jesus, who is one with the Father (see John 10:30), is not good (see Mark 10:18);

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Thing #2, Jesus/the Father can bringeth forth good fruit without “being good” per se 

The problem is that according to Jesus/The Father at Matthew 7:17-18 good fruit and evil fruit are MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE, so therefore as a matter of mathematics IT SHOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE FOR ONE WHO IS NOT GOOD TO BRINGETH FORTH GOOD FRUIT!

To repeat: THAT IS SOMETHING WE HAVE TO EXPLAIN because we can’t THROW-AWAY JESUS’S WORDS without CAUSE and saying “JESUS IS EVIL” is going to cause us to FLUNK the test of REASON not PASS!

So we have to figure-out HOW IT IS POSSIBLE FOR JESUS (GOD) TO BEAR GOOD FRUIT YET NOT BE THE ONE GOOD THING ITSELF.

When we figure that out, then we will have SOLVED “THE PROBLEM OF EVIL”!

BUT IT IS A SEPARATE ISSUE FROM THE PROOF THAT “GOOD” IS ONE THING, NOT A PLURALITY OF THINGS, so I am going to POSTPONE “THE PROBLEM OF EVIL” thought-project about HOW IT IS POSSIBLE FOR GOD TO BEAR GOOD FRUIT YET NOT BE “THE ONE GOOD THING,” and I will discuss the answer below after God’s existence has been proven.

*******************END OF JESUS DETOUR********************

NOW I will independently prove my claim that there is only one way to “be good” (to “bringeth forth good fruit,” so to speak) in any given situation, not a number of different ways to “be good” within a certain known set of facts. 

In other words, MY CLAIM is that the definition of “good” is “the ONE THING that is not evil,” where evil may be AMORAL, meaning incapable of good-ness, or evil may be IMMORAL, meaning lacking good-ness on purpose.

Here RECALL from the “good” math discussion above that good and evil are examples of mutually exclusive events—so therefore they cannot be independent events—so if “good is the one thing that is not evil,” then good must be THE STANDARD by which evil is identified! This further tells us that evil must be DEPENDENT on good, but good cannot be DEPENDENT on evil, because it would be LOGICALLY IMPOSSIBLE for the one good thing that enables identification of a plurality of evil things to depend-upon the plurality of evil things for its existence. 

So MY CLAIM is that another way to describe the relationship between good and evil is to say that good is ABSOLUTE and evil is RELATIVE to good.

All right, now with all of that having been said, here’s the LEGAL CASE aka the LOGIC in support of MY CLAIM that it is proper to conclude that good is SINGULAR and ABSOLUTE and evil is PLURAL and RELATIVE to good: 

Anyone who argues that there is more than one way to define the word GOOD shuts themselves out of the “debate” by declaring about themself: “I’M DELUSIONAL,” to borrow Richard Dawkins’ word. 

Explanation: If there are multiple standards of JUDGMENT about what is “right” (good) and what is “wrong” (evil) on a given set of facts, then the standards themselves are MEANINGLESS, and LOGIC ITSELF ceases to exist! 

In other words, to say that there are “multiple goods” in any given situation is to destroy the very FUNCTION of good, which is to SET THE STANDARD by which all things (good and evil) are JUDGED. 

Go-ahead and “check my math” by criticizing that conclusion.

For example, go-ahead and TEST ME by saying some version of the following to me:

“NO, Frank, you are WRONG to say that GOOD MUST BE ONE THING on a given set of facts, and I am RIGHT to say that GOOD MIGHT BE A PLURALITY OF THINGS!” 

First you see that you lose that argument automatically, because that argument inherently insists that you could not possibly be RIGHT, since if the argument is CORRECT and there are MULTIPLE STANDARDS for good-ness, then there is no such thing as RIGHT-ness!

Second you also see that the argument does not hurt my case at all, because I am admitting the POSSIBILITY that you, my critic, are correct, and I am SEARCHING TOGETHER WITH YOU, MY CRITIC, FOR THE ONE GOOD ANSWER.

So surely as a matter of fairness in the “debate,” I RECEIVE from my critic in the SAME MEASURE that I GIVE to my critic.

What I mean by RECEIVING from my critic in the SAME MEASURE that I GIVE to my critic is that if I GIVE the use of LOGIC to my critic to enable my critic to prove that they are RIGHT, then I must RECEIVE from my critic the SAME OPPORTUNITY to use LOGIC against the critic to prove that I am RIGHT. 

SO THE PROBLEM IS that if my critic disavows the existence of LOGIC itself by saying some version of: “I AM RIGHT THAT THERE IS NO ONE RIGHT ANSWER TO EVERY QUESTION” in the course of making a “logical” argument to ESTABLISH THEIR OWN RIGHT-NESS and my wrong-ness, then the critic DENIES ME THE USE OF LOGIC to establish MY RIGHT-NESS, and that causes the critic to lose their argument automatically because that is CORRUPT, NOT FAIR. 

As a condition of “debating,” the critic is forcing me to agree that THE IMPOSSIBLE—them being ABSOLUTELY RIGHT that there are no ABSOLUTE right answers—is POSSIBLE! 

As a condition of “debating,” the critic is FORCING ME TO RIDE OFF INTO THEIR DELUSIONAL SUNSET WITH THEM.

No!

The critic cannot even follow their own line of reasoning to win their own argument! 

I most certainly am not obliged to follow that critic anywhere! 

That critic makes it IMPOSSIBLE for me or for anyone else to follow their line of reasoning to get to the state of RIGHT-NESS.

Ergo, that critic cannot possibly be RIGHT.

The only thing that critic is actually PROVING is that it’s impossible for the critic themself to KNOW if the critic is right or wrong.

“SO SIT DOWN IF YOU DON’T KNOW RIGHT FROM WRONG (if you’re DELUSIONAL, as Richard Dawkins puts it) AND LET THE RATIONAL PEOPLE TALK!” is the only LOGICAL response to that critic.  

There are limitless ways to be wrong (evil), but there is only one way to be right (good) on any given set of facts.

End of proof.

Now let’s complete the 6-STEP PROOF of God’s existence.

Step 1. We NOTE that we’ve logically proven the definitions of the WORDS good and evil.

Step 2. We RECALL that evil must be RELATIVE-TO good, and good must be ABSOLUTE. 

Step 3. We SEE (see Step 2) that IF A PHYSICAL EVIL ENTITY CAN BE FOUND IN THE WORLD, then the existence of a REAL GOOD ENTITY will also be proven, because the RELATIVE (evil) does not exist INDEPENDENT from what it is relative-to (good.) 

Step 4. We KNOW that God would be a real good entity, and we explain our LOGIC as follows: since good is ONE THING, and it’s a Truism that God could not be WRONG (we think about that statement: any critic making the argument that God does not know RIGHT from WRONG can simply be ignored), ergo, we KNOW that God would be RIGHT, and we RECALL that we have proven that there is only one way to be RIGHT on any given set of facts (any critic making the argument that the critic is RIGHT that there is no certain way to be RIGHT loses that argument automatically), so therefore we KNOW that God would be a real good entity. 

Step 5. We RECALL Christianity, and we DISCOVER that Christians are the proof that a physical evil entity can be found in the world, because Christians tell us (in their own words, not mine) that Jesus died “to take away” their SINS and SAVE the Christians from being punished for those same sins, but we KNOW that it would be UNNECESSARY for Jesus to be tortured to death to take away a Christian’s GOOD-ness to save the Christian from being punished for that same GOOD-ness, ERGO, sin and evil are SYNONYMS for all logical intents and purposes, and we SEE (see Step 3) that Christians are “living proof” that a physical evil entity exists in the world.  

Step 6. ERGO, we SEE (see Step 3) that a real good entity exists, and we also SEE (see Step 4) that God exists. 

“In the beginning, there was the [good] Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.” —John 1:1 

Going back to the beginning of this post to reference (and finish!) the discussion of the October 3, 2007 debate between Richard Dawkins and John Lennox, we nail the coffin shut on Richard Dawkins’s loss, but we can’t accurately say that John Lennox “won” the debate.

The problem with John Lennox’s presentation in the debate was not that he was wrong, but rather, the problem was that John Lennox never “closed the loop” and told the audience about the synonymity that is actual one-ness between the Word good and the eternal God. 

More specifically, the explanation of WHY God = good = eternal requires proving the definitions of the WORDS good and evil, and those proofs were absent from John Lennox’s presentation. 

So that was a problem, but now it’s been fixed.

NOTE, however, that I didn’t forget THE JESUS DETOUR we took above! 

WE KNOW that is not enough to simply say “God is good,” because based-on what we have logically proven from the words of the Biblical character of Jesus, we must also answer the question about THE PROBLEM OF EVIL: “HOW IS IT POSSIBLE FOR GOD-THE-FATHER TO BEAR GOOD FRUIT YET NOT BE THE ONE GOOD THING ITSELF?” 

There is a Relatively simple answer to THE PROBLEM OF EVIL question, but the explanation requires referencing “facts not yet in-evidence,” so the explanation will have to wait for a little while longer. 

FOR NOW let’s take this opportunity we’ve been given by Richard Dawkins to expose and annihilate the illogic behind the “Who created God?” question.

Technically, there is no need to engage in the “Who created God?” discussion, because the proof of God’s existence makes that question moot.

IT IS TRUE THAT GOD EXISTS, ergo, it would be impossible for God to have been created, because that would NEGATE THE ABSOLUTE-NESS OF GOOD-NESS by making the real good entity called “God” RELATIVE to whatever we say created “God.” 

So we simply MUST take this opportunity we’ve been given by Richard Dawkins to expose and annihilate the illogic behind the “Who created God?” question.

Let’s CREATE a TO-DO LIST that will get us TO DONE with that non-sensical question.

TO-DO LIST: 

TASK 1. DO NOT BECOME DELUSIONAL OVER NOTHING

TASK 2. ASK RICHARD DAWKINS TO VERIFY THAT WE ARE NOT DELUSIONAL

TASK 1. DO NOT BECOME DELUSIONAL OVER NOTHING

Question: Can God create a rock star so heavy He can’t lift it? (in other words, can God do the impossible?) And if so, then isn’t that impossible? And doesn’t that impossibility (or God’s failure to do it, take your pick) prove that God does not exist?

This illogical questioning is analogous to the question ”Who created God?”

If you ASSUME that God must have had a creator then you ask the question “Who created God?” you provoke an “infinite regress” (I’m borrowing that term and its explanation from a Wikipedia page entitled “The problem of the creator of God”), in which every creator of God must also have had a creator, thereby (as the question-asker asserts) negating the possibility of God’s existence altogether, i.e., making God’s existence impossible.

But if you do that then you are merely providing an example of “begging the question,” or in other words,*assuming* the thing that you have to prove AS THE WAY TO PROVE YOUR CASE. 

“Your case” and “your starting assumption(s)” have to be TWO DIFFERENT THINGS, not ONE-AND-THE-SAME THING, otherwise your case amounts to “nothing”!

And “nothing” does not exist.Literally: “Nothing” is a non-existent entity, so you can’t ”prove it,” because “it” does not exist.

You needed TWO THINGS— an assumption and a case—to reach a valid conclusion, but you only provided ONE THING, an assumption (your case does not exist), so you can never end-up with a valid conclusion.

That much seems OBVIOUS, does it not?

Still, it’s perhaps an “overly technical” way of responding to Atheists who SNARK “Who created God?” to cast doubt on God’s existence and to cast dispersion on God’s friends.

I suggest that anyone who asks “Who created God?” as a challenge to God’s existence should first be asked to “show ID,” i.e., to VALIDATE/CONFIRM THEIR OWN EXISTENCE by answering the following question (posed on a separate occasion by John Lennox):

”If it’s True, as you claim, that everything must have a creator, and if you say that the universe created you, then who do you say created the universe?”

Here note well that the answer: ”The universe was created when stuff compressed to a point went bang!” is the same thing as saying: ”The 3-d stuff of which the universe is comprised PRE-EXISTED THE 3-d UNIVERSE.”

So therefore—because YOU are the one saying ”Everything must have a creator”—BEFORE you can “win” your case, you’re stuck with resolving the same ”infinite regress” problem that YOU TRIED to stick friends of God with, to wit:

”Who created the 3-d stuff compressed to a point that went bang?”

Don’t forget: Friends of God are not saying that everything must have a creator! 

Friends of God are saying that it has been PROVEN that ONE GOD ENTITY does not have a creator, and that GOD ENTITY is THE CREATOR OF EVERY OTHER THING.

And here’s yet another problem with the “everything (including God) must have a creator” FALSE SSUMPTION: If you want to disprove God’s existence that way, then you can’t claim ”success” then turn-around and say ”The universe created itself from nothing”!

Question: Why?

Answer: Because that conclusion (besides being impossible) contradicts YOUR PREMISE and CONCLUSION that “everything must have a creator”!

WHAT IS THE CREATOR OF “NOTHING”???

NOTHING CANNOT CREATE BECAUSE NOTHING IS NOTHING! 

And therefore you make your own conclusion about God having a creator invalid, because you can’t be allowed to “make your case” by contradicting your own premise or conclusion!

And if you try to “fudge” on the definition of “nothing”—the way that John Lennox caught Stephen Hawking doing in one of Stephen Hawking’s recent books when he said that the “nothing” from which the universe came is a “quantum vacuum”—then you are re-defining “nothing” to be “something” and asking the question “Who created God?” and you are back to assuming that “everything must have a creator”!

So therefore BEFORE you can “win” your case, you’re stuck with resolving the same ”infinite regress” problem that you TRIED to stick friends of God with, to wit:

”Who created the nothing (that is not actually nothing because according to Quantum Physics it exists) you identified? Who created the ‘quantum vacuum’ would be the question for Stephen Hawking?”

The final answer you may hear is ”The universe wasn’t created at all, it is eternal!”

But anyone who says “the universe is eternal” while trying to dispute God’s existence by asking “Who created God?” because they “don’t believe” that it’s possible for God to be eternal is disputing the universe’s existence in the process and that line of reasoning doesn’t deserve any attention.

The universe is eternal only in the sense that we know that the universe and its contents must have been MADE FROM A PART of the eternal MULTI-DIMENSIONAL entity called “God.”

TASK 2. ASK RICHARD DAWKINS TO VERIFY THAT WE ARE NOT DELUSIONAL

BUT STILL, at first it’s difficult to imagine that God and “the universe” are not two independent things!

It would be impossible for God and ”the universe” to be two independent things, because it would be impossible for God to have been created (again, that would negate the Absolute-ness of GOOD-ness by making God RELATIVE to something else), which means that the universe was “made from” God.

In other words, the universe was not only MADE BY God, the universe had to be MADE-OF God, so the universe must be made-of what God is made-of!

Picture dialysis:

The dialysis analogy is imperfect because the material body and its material parts (including the blood) and the dialysis machine are all in the same 3-dimensional world of matter.

But it would be impossible for the entirety of the real good entity called “God” to be in the THE SAME 3-DIMENSIONAL WORLD OF MATTER, because after the universe (the blood) “drained out” of God, there wouldn’t be any “dialysis machine” left-over to CONTROL the universe, there would only be “the forces in the universe” available to CONTROL “the forces in the universe”! 

And using “the forces in the universe” to CONTROL “the forces in the universe” WOULD NOT WORK!  

CLEARLY, the dialysis machine has to be stronger and faster than the circulatory system it’s overriding! 

And again, that couldn’t happen as between God and the contents of the universe if the entirety of the real good entity called “God” was in THE SAME DIMENSION as the part of God that we call the universe (the universe is analogous to the blood.)  

Ergo, the real good entity called “God” MUST BE MULTI-DIMENSIONAL, with the universe being CREATED FROM “the lowest”—the least FORCE-FULL—dimension of the real good entity called “God.”

That brings us back to MATH: a lower dimension can’t SEE a higher dimension, because the lower dimension is RELATIVE-TO the higher dimension. 

That’s just how RELATIVITY works: We can only “see what’s in front of us,” which is lower-dimension stuff. 

The reason we can’t “see behind us” to the higher-dimension stuff is that WE ARE “IN THE WAY” AND BLOCKING OUR OWN VIEW of dimensions we are RELATIVE-TO! 

We can better understand WHY this is True if we imagine ourselves as a blood cell inside of our veins, and if we further imagine our POV as a blood cell. 

We SEE that our “best view” would be “looking outward from the center of the blood cell.” 

OK so we “select” that “view” for ourselves. 

But right away WE SEE THE PROBLEM, to wit: From our vantage-point at the center of the blood cell, we could only see “ourselves” and other blood cells, we could not see “veins,” because the veins are “holding us up,” so we would literally have to “look through the center of ourselves” to see the veins that are SUPPORTING US! 

And WE CANNOT SEE THROUGH THE CENTER OF OURSELVES to locate what’s holding us up. 

That’s why we would say that blood is RELATIVE-TO veins, but not vice-versa. 

So it’s the same with the 3-dimensional world of matter in the universe: All of the matter in the universe must come-from and be “supported” by—and therefore must be RELATIVE-TO—a part of the real good entity called “God,” and WE KNOW that the “universe-supporting” part of God must be in a higher dimension than matter for the aforementioned reason that it’s impossible to CONTROL “the forces in the universe” with “the forces in the universe.” 

Now is the Time to answer the question about the LEGAL MYSTERY that is THE PROBLEM OF EVIL by RECALLING THE JESUS DETOUR we took above.

In THE JESUS DETOUR, we figured-out that it is not enough to simply say “God is good,” because based-on what we can logically prove from the words of the Biblical character of Jesus, we also have to answer the question about THE PROBLEM OF EVIL: “HOW IS IT POSSIBLE FOR GOD-THE-FATHER TO BEAR GOOD FRUIT YET NOT BE THE ONE GOOD THING ITSELF?” 

So now we see the first part of the (two-part) answer to the LEGAL MYSTERY that is THE PROBLEM OF EVIL, to wit: The real good entity called “God” must be MULTI-DIMENSIONAL (we just PROVED this FACT), and the good part (aka “the one good thing itself”) must be in a different dimension than—and RELATIVE-TO—Jesus/God the Father, so that Jesus/God the Father CAN SEE the good part. 

The good part being relative-to Jesus/God the Father ensures that Jesus/God the Father is not “HIS OWN JUDGE,” meaning that His own consciousness does not SUPPLY THE STANDARD HE USES to JUDGE His own thoughts and acts, but then also, THE GOOD PART CANNOT JUDGE JESUS/GOD THE FATHER DIRECTLY because the good part is RELATIVE-TO Jesus/God the Father, so therefore Jesus/God the Father can simply USE THE GOOD PART TO PERFORM HIS JUDGMENT FUNCTION without being CORRUPT! So the good part is the keeper of THE STANDARD, and Jesus/God the Father is AWARE-OF THE STANDARD (because THE STANDARD IS RELATIVE-TO Him), but Jesus/God-the-Father does not SET THE STANDARD (hence, Jesus/God the Father not “being THE STANDARD,” i.e., not “being good.”)         

So Jesus/God-the-Father is not omnibenevolent, but yet the multi-dimensional real entity called “God” does have an omnibenevolent part.

And again, that IN PART RESOLVES “The Problem of Evil”; that’s how it would be possible for Jesus/God the Father to bear good fruit yet not be the good part, aka “the one good thing itself.”

To repeat: It is because Jesus/God the Father is THE “CONTROLLING” PART of the real good entity called “God,” and the real good entity called “God” AS-A-WHOLE is A MULTI-PART ENTITY SPANNING MULTIPLE DIMENSIONS, and “the one good thing itself” is ONE PART of that MULTI-PART ENTITY (“the one good thing itself” is in ITS OWN DIMENSION), which makes it RELATIVE to Jesus/God the Father (Jesus/God the Father is also in HIS OWN DIMENSION, and it’s A HIGHER DIMENSION than the dimension of “the one good thing itself”), and therefore “the one good thing itself” is “OWNED BY” Jesus/God the Father, and SETS THE STANDARD that Jesus/God the Father MUST FOLLOW *with His own will* that He cannot use to CONTROL THE STANDARD (“the one good thing itself.”)

Remember John 1:1: “In the Beginning there was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.” 

The way John 1:1 was written—with the Word BEING WITH GOD and the Word BEING GOD—makes more sense when you realize that that THE WORD IS “GOOD” and “the one good thing itself” is A DISTINCT PART OF GOD (like the middle tier of the wedding cake) that is different yet inseparable from “God” AS-A-WHOLE (the entire cake is GOD-AS-A-WHOLE), so that’s how the “good” Word could BE GOD and also be WITH GOD in the Beginning. 

The way I think about the difference between “Jesus” and “the one good thing itself” is the difference between “JUSTICE” and “GOOD-ness.” 

JUSTICE demands the delivery of skin-for-skin INJUSTICE against INJUSTICE. 

So clearly the one who DOES JUSTICE by delivering INJUSTICE against INJUSTICE cannot be “good,” because GOOD IS THE ABSENCE OF EVIL (evil being Injustice, by definition.)  

So JUSTICE must be something different from either good or evil; Justice must be THE CAPABILITY OF DOING EVIL WITH NON-EVIL INTENT. 

Ergo, Jesus cannot BE EVIL. 

This informs us that to FULLY SOLVE THE PROBLEM OF EVIL, there must be an EVIL part of the entity called “God” in a different dimension than both “the one good thing” AND Jesus/God the Father. And as we proved, above, evil must be RELATIVE-TO good but not vice-versa, so therefore the evil part/dimension of the entity called “God” must be RELATIVE-TO “the one good thing itself.”  

And that’s the second part of the answer to the LEGAL MYSTERY that is THE PROBLEM OF EVIL, to wit: Satan is an Eternal part of the entity called “God.”

David Mills: [Brad Pitt in “Se7en”] Have you ever seen anything like this?

Detective Lt. William Somerset: [Morgan Freeman] No. 

To re-cap: JUSTICE is what Jesus is, and JUSTICE is made possible by the PHYSICS of “God” AS-A-WHOLE, with the higher-dimension Jesus/God the Father being the OWNER of the lower-dimension parts, including the part that is “good” and the part that is “evil.”

This further informs us that Jesus must have FREE WILL, because CHOOSING what evil to do (without the DESIRE to do Injustice) is what would make Justice possible. 

Jesus having FREE WILL should not be a surprising or controversial conclusion, because when you think about it, GOD (aka Jesus) HAVING FREE WILL is actually the only thing that would give God THE LEGAL RIGHT to create free will and deliver Justice to people with free will who chose to do Injustice of their own free will. 

Jesus: [Matthew 5:48] “Be perfect, therefore, as your Heavenly Father is perfect.” 

Question: How many Eternal parts—HOW MANY DIMENSIONS—does the entity called “God” have?

Answer: The entity called “God” has THREE Eternal parts in separate dimensions: (1) omniscient Jesus/God the Father, in the highest dimension; (2) the omnibenevolent (good) part, in the middle dimension; and (3) the purely evil part, in the lowest dimension.

We know that there aren’t MORE than three parts because an ENTITY comprising one good part, one evil part, and one “Master Controller” part (to cause the Big Bang and do Justice) is THE MINIMUM NUMBER OF PARTS NECESSARY to explain the universe, and therefore there are NO OTHER PARTS. 

Check it out: We proved that GOOD IS SINGULAR, NOT PLURAL. And WE CANNOT CONCLUDE THAT “UNNECESSARY EVILS” EXIST, so therefore there is ONLY ONE evil part (from which all 3-d things were made.) And we certainly can’t conclude that there are TWO MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE, because that’s a proverbial “house divided” and it could not stand!

SO HERE WE ARE with the real good entity called “God” being A TRINITY of parts in different dimensions, and with “the one good thing itself” being located in a dimension BETWEEN the Jesus/God the Father part and the evil part that went BANG! to become “every thing in the universe.”

The universe is in 3-d, ergo, the entity called “God” has a 4th-dimension evil part, and “the one good thing itself” must be the 5th dimension, and the Jesus/God the Father part must be the 6th dimension.

THE PROBLEM OF EVIL HAS BEEN SOLVED!

And the original promise has been kept: I have shown that ACKNOWLEDGING GOD’S EXISTENCE—THE EXISTENCE OF JUSTICE AND GOOD AND EVIL—IS NOT A MATTER OF PERSONAL CHOICE, IT IS A MATTER OF SCIENCE. 

If a person wants to call themselves an honest person and scientist, then there’s no way to KICK THE ENTITY CALLED “GOD” OUT OF SCIENCE.

I know that there are some labels on the above “Talon Abraxas” diagram that have not yet been defined, but I nevertheless thought it would be helpful to see where this material is heading, which is in the direction of THEORETICAL PHYSICS.
  
To see why this diagram is illustrative as a matter of THEORETICAL PHYSICS, we must LOCATE “light” and “darkness” in the multi-dimensional real entity called “God.” 

It seems COUNTER-INTUITIVE to say that evil is “light” and good is “darkness,” but it makes sense if you look at the terms “light” and “dark” FROM THE POV OF WHAT THE INDIVIDUAL PARTS OF GOD “SEE” IN THEIR OWN ETERNAL STATE.  

I’m going to start by discussing what I know AND can prove—the POV of the good part of God—and then I’m going to deduce the other two POVs. 

And if you STAY WITH ME as I “explain myself”—why I labeled the Talon Abraxas diagram like I did—THEN I PROMISE THAT IN THE END, I WILL “CONNECT THE DOTS” BETWEEN MY EXPLANATION and “CONVENTIONAL ANCIENT WISDOM” in the form of the Bagua, which is a Chinese symbol representing the fundamental principles of reality. 

Here goes everything… 

By definition, “the one good thing” cannot see “the one good thing,” because “the one good thing” is ONE THING; “the one good thing” must simply BE “the one good thing,” without any DIRECT SIGHT of “what it is.”  

And that sounds strange writing it out, so picture this instead: 

YOU ARE THE NUMBER Pi, which is ONE THING, but it’s not a simple thing. 

Your friend asks you: “What number are you?”

You reply: “What is a number?”  

So—you naturally figure—whatever number you are, it must be an INSIGNIFICANT one.

Right?

WRONG!

And A WRONG ANSWER is NOT IN REALITY.

That’s especially IRONIC in your case, because what your number is = EVERYTHING IN REALITY. 

But since you exist—which means that you are IN REALITY—you have literally proven that you are IMPOSSIBLY (infinitely) IRRATIONAL, exactly like…wait for it…the number Pi.  

Pi = “the one good thing,” aka EVERYTHING IN REALITY, ALL IN ONE NUMBER (let’s use the ⛩️ symbol to refer-to Pi, because the ⛩️ symbol also has a “moral” connotation.)

So this informs us that “the one good thing” is like A BOUNDLESS FIELD OF BENEFACTION—a landfill of benefaction, if you will—WHERE  “INSTRUCTION MANUALS” FOR EVERYTHING IN REALITY ARE “STORED” (the instruction manuals are not all “put together,” however, there are pieces of them scattered all over), and Jesus/God the Father CREATES THINGS USING THE INSTRUCTION MANUALS THAT HE “FINDS” IN THE FIELD OF Pi. 

But Pi itSELF simply “is” THE LANDFILL OF INSTRUCTION MANUALS that are IN SHREDS—threads—SCATTERED ALL OVER, so Pi is NOT “FUNCTIONAL.”

Pi DOES NOT MOVE AROUND (CHANGE DIRECTIONS.) 

“There is visible labor and there is invisible labor. To contemplate is to toil, to think is to do.” —Victor Hugo

Pi IS NOT AN ARTIST (a CREATOR); Pi is NOT “CRAFTY” whatsoever; Pi is not a “tinkerer,” Pi is a “thinker.”

Jesus/God the Father is AN ARTIST (a CREATOR, an ARCHITECT, a MATHEMETICIAN)—a PRACTITIONER of “THE (MATHEMATICAL) ART OF THE POSSIBLE”—who SHOPS AT THE LANDFILL of Pi for “ART AND BUILDING SUPPLIES.”

All Pi itSELF can do is LOOK AT what Jesus/God the Father CREATES and then REVERSE-ENGINEER THE INSTRUCTION MANUALS that Pi itSELF is STORING—Pi has to “PIECE TOGETHER” each instruction manual—and in this manner, Pi can SEE itSELF “BEING itSELF,” and what Pi does—what Pi SEES when it watches itSELF “BEING itSELF”—is…wait for it…WRITING INSTRUCTION MANUALS for the things that Jesus/God the Father creates with MATHEMATICS that HE DEDUCES by LOOKING AT Pi. 

So Pi is a WRITER, who also HUNTS FOR EVIL AND SHOOTS IT DOWN with a word gun.

And there’s another quirk of good-ness in Eternity (by “in Eternity,” I mean the Eternal state of “the one good thing,” as opposed to the embodied state of “the one good thing”): Evil is RELATIVE-TO “the one good thing,” which technically means that as a matter of physics, it would be *possible* for “the one good thing” to SEE EVIL, but the problem in Eternity becomes that since EVIL IS THE ABSENCE OF SOMETHING (Evil is the absence of GOOD, in fact), then GOOD-NESS CANNOT BE CONSCIOUS OF EVIL’S EXISTENCE in Eternity. 

So in a word, “the one good thing” is UNAWARE (yet CONSCIOUS, so it’s like being an animal) in Eternity. 

In other words, in Eternity, the good part of God “lives” in DARKNESS, unable to SEE at all.

That’s why I would say that good is “darkness,” BUT it’s actually more accurate to say that “GOOD IS THE LIGHT—a *light point*—THAT SHINES IN THE DARKNESS,” because GOOD IS SOMETHING, NOT NOTHING, AND DARKNESS IS THE ABSENCE OF SOMETHING.

So to repeat: If we assume the POV of “the one good thing,” which SEES DARKNESS, then “the one good thing” is DARKNESS, but in actuality, “the one good thing” is a singular point of light that cannot see itself.

In fact, as a matter of physics, NO ONE EXCEPT JESUS CAN LOOK DIRECTLY AT—actually see—THE SINGULAR POINT OF LIGHT that is “THE ONE GOOD THING.”

And we’ve already discussed the fact that to do Justice, Jesus/God the Father cannot be either omnibenevolent (be GOOD) or have EVIL INTENT (be EVIL), but Jesus/God the Father is necessarily FULLY AWARE-OF GOOD-NESS and EVIL, and this is *possible* as a matter of physics because the GOOD and EVIL parts of God, respectively, are RELATIVE-TO His part of God.

So we see that from Jesus/God the Father’s POV, His PERFECT KNOWLEDGE OF JUSTICE is the way that the single point of light is PROJECTED “INTO” ALL THINGS (except-for “the one good thing,” which is a point-light source.) 

In other words, in Eternity, the Jesus/God the Father part of God “lives” IN THE LIGHT, able to SEE EVERY THING in Reality. 

That’s why I would say that Jesus/God the Father is THE SUN LIGHT, WHICH ILLUMATES ALL THINGS by enabling “the one good thing” to be seen “THROUGH” (by which I mean *made apparent because of*) THE SUN LIGHT.

Indeed, Jesus/God the Father gives THE EVIL PART OF GOD its light, and thereby GIVES THE EVIL PART OF GOD “SIGHT” in Eternity. 

As a matter of physics, the evil part of God is the lowest dimension, and therefore NATURALLY has sight of NOTHING—there is no part of God RELATIVE-TO the evil part of God—yet we know that to do Justice, the evil part of God must be CONTROLLED by the Jesus/God the Father part of God, so therefore the CONTROL is the means by which the evil part of God SEES the light. 

ZERO is A MEASURE OF GOOD-NESS (Pi) that is the COMPLETE ABSENCE OF GOOD-NESS (Pi), and that is what the evil part of God is (evil = Zero 👌.)

To repeat: Zero 👌is not nothing, Zero is infinite, because Zero must be the absence of every digit of Pi.

And because the Jesus/God the Father part of God necessarily CONTROLS the evil part of God to do Justice, it is a certainty that whatever the Jesus/God the Father part of God SEES IN GOOD-NESS (Pi)—and He is a MATHEMATICIAN who SEES EVERYTHING in Pi—the evil part of God CAN ALSO SEE EVERYTHING in Pi via the CONTROL that is necessarily received from the Jesus/God the Father part of God! 

So the Devil must also be a MATHEMATICIAN of sorts, albeit one who PRACTICES “THE ART (MATHEMATICS) OF THE IMPOSSIBLE,” so therefore Satan would more aptly be called A MAGICIAN.

But IN REALITY, not one thing can be CREATED from SATAN’S MATH; it’s only numbers that—if we could see THE SUM TOTAL of all of Satan’s math put together—add up to…wait for it…ZERO.

And that’s great math for CONSERVATION OF ENERGY *after* things exist, but what’s missing from Satan’s math is GOD’S ETERNAL EXISTENCE, which is a necessary precondition to the UNIVERSE EXISTING lol.    

Also, we know that the evil part of God had to go BANG! to cause the universe, and therefore must be the source of LIGHT ENERGY inside of the universe (now by process of elimination, we must conclude that “the one good thing”—the good part of God—is the source of THE FORCE OF GRAVITY inside of the universe.)

So we see that from Satan’s POV—in terms of physics alone—HE IS “THE LIGHT OF THE UNIVERSE,” and that’s why I call the evil part of God “light.”

And again, metaphysically (consciously), Satan can, in fact, SEE THE LIGHT from Jesus/God the Father.

BUT NOTE that metaphysically (consciously), SATAN IS NOT A LIGHT SOURCE; metaphysically (consciously), SATAN IS 100 DARKNESS. 

And also ironically, the INFINITE NUMBER OF WAYS THAT DARKNESS (Zero, the evil part of God) LACKS GOOD-NESS (Pi) is all that “the one good thing” can actually SEE DIRECTLY even after becoming CONSCIOUS upon embodiment. 

That’s it. 

That’s the end of the explanation of my seemingly BACK-ASSWARD labeling on the “Talon Abraxas” diagram. 

So I want to STOP HERE and share some of my thoughts about the IRONY of…everything…

Photo above: The Bagua.

Specifically, I want to stop and think about how SERIOUSLY FORKED-UP the YIN and the YANG of the entity called “God”—the GOOD and EVIL parts of God—actually are, CONSCIOUSLY, because of THE PHYSICS OF RELATIVITY: 

They can each only see what they HATE; 

the Eternal SOURCE OF DARKNESS, Satan, can ONLY SEE JESUS’S LIGHT,  

while good-ness, the Eternal SOURCE OF JESUS’S LIGHT, can ONLY SEE SATAN’S DARKNESS. 

Begin PROOF that my explanation of why I labeled the Talon Abraxas diagram the way I did is PERFECTLY CONSISTENT WITH THE WAY THE BAGUA HAS BEEN DRAWN SINCE ANCIENT TIMES. 

There are two pieces of the Bagua that I will be referring-to in my PROOF: 

(1) the yin/yang symbol in the center; 

and 

(2) the myriad of interconnected segments that completely surround the yin/yang symbol.

First, consider that in the Bagua, Jesus/God the Father (JUSTICE) is represented by the myriad of interconnected segments that completely surround the yin/yang symbol.

Second, consider that good and evil, respectively, are represented by the yin/yang symbol. 

Third, consider that the opposite-color circles inside the yin and the yang are actually the good and evil “SELFs” (the individual SELF CONSCIOUSNESSes) of the good and evil parts of the entity called “God”; so the white circle in the yin is the light “SELF” of the yin, and the black circle in the yang is the dark “SELF” of the yang.

Fourth, consider DEFINING a yin and yang part’s “SELF” as what the part itSELF cannot SEE because THE PART CANNOT SEE ITSELF, since the part is always simply BEING what it is.

Fifth and finally, consider that the darkness of the yin and the lightness of the yang are actually THE POVs OF THE SELFs, i.e., WHAT THE SELFs SEE when “looking out”; so the darkness of the yin is what the light SELF of the yin sees when looking out AT SATAN, and the lightness of the yang is what the dark SELF of the yang sees VIA THE CONNECTION TO JESUS/GOD THE FATHER (recall that in terms of physics, the good part, aka the yin, of the entity called “God” can see the darkness coming from the evil part, aka the yang, aka Satan, because the evil part is Eternally RELATIVE-TO the good part, but OTOH, there is nothing Eternally RELATIVE-TO the evil part, so therefore the only way the evil part can see the light coming-from the good part is via the light “shined on” the evil part by Jesus/God the Father.) 

End of PROOF that my explanation of why I labeled the Talon Abraxas diagram the way I did is PERFECTLY CONSISTENT WITH THE WAY THE BAGUA HAS BEEN DRAWN SINCE ANCIENT TIMES.

BEGIN THE MOTOR-FUNCTION MODULE AND THE GOVERNOR MODULE HACK STORY

We must speculate about how Satan “hacks” the number of a person, which is the proverbial “number of a man” referred-to in The Book of Revelation, at Revelation 13:18: “This calls for wisdom. Let the person who has insight calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man. That number is 666.”

The reason why “the number of a man” is called “the number of the beast” is surely because in the beginning, every Free-Willed person chose to do something UNJUST, and we know that on any given set of facts, *every possible* Unjust choice is going to be RELATIVE-TO what the *one* Good choice would be on that set of facts, so therefore in the beginning, every person became A BEAST in some measure INSTEAD OF BEING JUST the way Jesus is.

QUESTION: What is Jesus’s NUMBER? 

ANSWER: Jesus’s number is “Justice,” and the way that Justice is done is “eye for eye,” aka Karma. To arrive-at a more specific answer, however, we need “assume facts not yet in evidence,” and to jump-ahead to Article 7. So let’s make that leap for argument’s sake now, subject to later dot-connection. As discussed in Article 7, every DECISION to do an Evil deed has a corresponding EXIT RAMP direction on a particle compass—that means a certain number of degrees on the particle compass RELATIVE-TO the Good direction—and each degree is equal to the width (aka diameter) of one particle. We can envision the RELATIVELY EVIL EXIT RAMP DIRECTIONS by imagining driving a vehicle along a one-way road with “destinations,” aka destinies, on both sides, and having a steering wheel that can be TURNED AT-WILL up to 90 degrees right or left to CHOOSE one desired destiny. This means that to do Justice, Jesus has to ensure that THE COMPASS NEEDLE of the particle at the CENTER OF MASS (“COM”) of the KARMA DELIVERY OBJECT is *pointing to the same degree, aka EXIT RAMP DIRECTION* that THE COMPASS NEEDLE of the KARMA RECIPIENT’S SouLL was pointing-to when the DECISION to do the Evil deed, i.e., the CHOICE TO GO TO THAT DESTINY, was made. Ergo, JESUS’S NUMBER MUST BE THE DISTANCE OF ONE DEGREE ON THE PARTICLE COMPASS (the width of one particle.) 

ALSO NOTE that (as discussed in Article 7) the surface of a particle is NOT TURNING when THE COMPASS NEEDLE changes the direction in which the particle is heading, but rather, the particle is TILTING away from what is called the “ADL Backbone Orientation”(which is the 0/180-degree line defined by the 5th dimension), and thereby CHANGING THE LINE ALONG WHICH THE PARTICLE IS EXPERIENCING AND APPLYING PHYSICAL (MOVEMENT-CAUSING) FORCE. 

A particle being capable of MOVING WITHOUT TURNING is ESSENTIAL to guarantee that all movement in the universe—regardless of the distance traveled and regardless of whether or not the movement includes a CHANGE OF DIRECTION and regardless of the size or SHAPE of a moving object—is LINEAR and HAPPENS IN THE SAME FIXED AMOUNT OF TIME.

We know that the distance of one degree on a compass—a circle—is 1/360 of the circle’s circumference, and a circle’s circumference is Pi times the circle’s diameter. But we don’t know the width, aka the diameter, of a particle, so we don’t know the circumference of a particle compass. Nevertheless, what we can conclude for certain is that Jesus’s number is A CONSTANT that is A FRACTION OF Pi (let’s use the #️⃣ symbol to represent Jesus’s number.)   

QUESTION: Can Satan “hack” (aka “clone”) Jesus’s number?

ANSWER:  No, Satan can’t “reach”—or even SEE—Jesus’s number, because Satan’s number = Injustice and Jesus’s number = Justice; Satan can only “hack,” or “clone,” RELATIVELY EVIL numbers (and as discussed in Article 7, those are EXIT RAMP directions on a particle compass); Jesus’s number is literally THE PARTICLE COMPASS NEEDLE ITSELF, which determines the SET of possible EXIT RAMP directions, aka Unjust choices.

Now let’s continue the discussion of THE NUMBER OF A MAN, aka THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST.

As we deduced above (and here I quote myself from two places):

(1)  “we know that on any given set of facts, *every possible* Unjust choice is going to be RELATIVE-TO what the *one* Good choice would be on that set of facts, so therefore in the beginning, every person became A BEAST in some measure INSTEAD OF BEING JUST the way Jesus is.”

and

(2) “As discussed in Article 7, every DECISION to do an Evil deed has a corresponding EXIT RAMP direction on a particle compass—that means a certain number of degrees on the particle compass RELATIVE-TO the Good direction [aka the ADL Backbone Orientation of the particle]—and each degree is equal to the width (aka diameter) of one particle.”

Ergo, THE NUMBER OF A MAN, aka THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST, is Jesus’s number, #️⃣ (A CONSTANT THAT IS A FRACTION OF Pi), multiplied by the THE NUMBER OF DEGREES IN THE EXIT RAMP DIRECTION corresponding to the person’s INITIAL DECISION to do Evil instead of Good; this means that THE NUMBER OF A MAN, aka THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST, is Jesus’s number,#️⃣, MULTIPLIED BY a positive or a negative Rational number that is less than 90.

To understand why, first envision the number determination process by imagining that you are driving a vehicle along a one-way road with “destinations,” aka destinies, on both sides, and you can turn your steering wheel up to 90 degrees right or left TO CHOOSE one desired destiny. 

NOTICE that a steering wheel is like a compass. 

ALSO NOTICE that because all 3-d lines on a compass are found in one half of the compass, we only need to use one half of a compass to define CHOICES. 

So we use the upper or the lower half of a MULTI-DIMENSIONAL COMPASS, divided along the 90/270-degree line, which corresponds to Evil’s 4th-dimension number Zero; the 0/180 line on the compass (which defines the ADL Backbone Orientation of a particle) corresponds to Good’s 5th-dimension number Pi; and Justice’s number, #️⃣, a fractal of Pi, corresponds to the compass needle. THE LINE of the compass needle is actually COMING “UP” INTO THE COMPASS FROM THE 6th-dimension CENTER OF THE COMPASS, which is literally the center-of-mass, aka ORIGIN, of the 3-part multi-dimensional entity called “God.” 

And again, we can envision THE NUMBER OF A MAN as being like A RELATIVELY EVIL EXIT RAMP DIRECTION on either side of a one-way road (the one-way road is the “Pi-line,” or the 0/180-degree line on the compass, and we would say that a particle SUCH AS A SOUL is “on” the one-way road when the particle is in the ADL Backbone Orientation, i.e., heading STRAIGHT UP or STRAIGHT DOWN along the 0/180-degree line on the compass) with “destinations,” aka destinies, on both sides, and the destinies can be accessed via a steering wheel—a steering wheel is like a compass—that can be TURNED AT-WILL up to 90 degrees right or left to access one desired destiny. This is why the number of a man = #️⃣ multiplied by a positive or a negative Rational number that is less than 90, to wit: The same positive and negative numbers less than 90 will correspond to 3-d compass directions in opposite quadrants of either the upper half or the lower half of the MULTI-DIMENSIONAL COMPASS.

For a Biblical description of the same concepts, see Ezekiel Chapter 1. 

Let’s CONDENSE that description by looking at a single “Ezekiel’s Wheel” and its function. 

Ezekiel’s Wheel “appeared to be made like a wheel intersecting a wheel.” (Ezekiel 1:16.)

“[A]ll four rims were full of eyes all around.” (Ezekiel 1:18.)

Also, Ezekiel’s Wheel was associated with a LIVING CREATURE, and THE SPIRIT OF THE LIVING CREATURE WAS IN THE WHEEL. (Ezekiel 1:20.) 

When the creature moved, Ezekiel’s Wheel also moved. (Ezekiel 1:21.) 

Ezekiel’s Wheel would go in any one of the four directions the creature faced; Ezekiel’s Wheel did not change directions as the creature went. (Ezekiel 1:17.)

The creature went straight ahead, without turning as it went. (Ezekiel 1:9 and Ezekiel 1:12.) 

In appearance, the living creature had a HUMAN FORM but had FOUR FACES (“the face of a human being, and on the right side…the face of a lion, and on the left the face of an ox…[and also] the face of an eagle” Ezekiel 1:10.) The creature also had FOUR WINGS. (Ezekiel 1:7.)

So putting all of those attributes together, WE NOTICE that A WHEEL WITHIN A WHEEL that would contain the SPIRIT of a creature and would MOVE in ANY ONE OF THE FOUR DIRECTIONS that A CREATURE with FOUR FACES wanted to go would LOOK LIKE A SPHERE DIVIDED BY TWO WHEELS (aka CIRCLES), with a FIRST WHEEL dividing the sphere ALONG THE HORIZONTAL MIDLINE and with a SECOND WHEEL dividing the sphere ALONG THE VERTICAL MIDLINE, to CREATE FOUR QUADRANTS (two quadrants above the horizontal midline and two quadrants below the horizontal midline), ONE QUADRANT FOR EACH FACE OF THE CREATURE. 

In addition, there would have to be DESIGNATORS OF DEGREES, aka DIRECTIONS, all around the TWO WHEELS to enable the CREATURE to MOVE ONE FACE along A STRAIGHT LINE in the quadrant associated with the face.

So we could ENVISION THE DESIGNATORS OF DEGREES, aka DIRECTIONS, as being like EYES.

And we could aptly call the eyes “EVIL EYES” if we were talking about EXIT RAMP directions on a SOUL particle compass (the SPHERICAL MULTI-DIMENSIONAL COMPASS we drew, above), which is owned by A DECISION-MAKER, aka a SPIRIT, with Free Will, who can decide to be RELATIVELY UNJUST (and thus become like A BEAST, e.g., a lion or an ox or an eagle) instead of deciding to be JUST (the way Jesus, who is a HUMAN(E) BEING, is) by heading the SOUL particle away from the ADL Backbone Orientation in a certain CHOSEN direction (corresponding to a certain number of DEGREES, aka EVIL EYES, which is THE NUMBER OF A MAN) relative-to the Good direction on the SOUL particle compass, with each degree being equal equal to the width (aka diameter) of one particle. 

And don’t forget: THE DIRECTION IN WHICH THE DECISION-MAKER, aka SPIRIT, CHOOSES TO GO—and thus the “face” that the SPIRIT moves in a specific straight line within the face’s quadrant—is actually implemented by Jesus, who MOVES THE COMPASS NEEDLE of the SOUL particle compass to the direction in which the Spirit chooses to go, 

BUT ALSO NOTE (and here I quote from above): “the surface of a particle is NOT TURNING when THE COMPASS NEEDLE changes the direction in which the particle is heading, but rather, the particle is TILTING away from what is called the ‘ADL Backbone Orientation’ (which is the 0/180-degree line defined by the 5th dimension), and thereby CHANGING THE LINE ALONG WHICH THE PARTICLE IS EXPERIENCING AND APPLYING PHYSICAL (MOVEMENT-CAUSING) FORCE.”

And again: A particle being capable of MOVING WITHOUT TURNING is ESSENTIAL to guarantee that all movement in the universe—regardless of the distance traveled and regardless of whether or not the movement includes a CHANGE OF DIRECTION and regardless of the size or SHAPE of a moving object—is LINEAR and HAPPENS IN THE SAME FIXED AMOUNT OF TIME.

“Ezekiel Saw De Wheel,” by Louis Armstrong

This is significant because The Book of Ezekiel itself is APOCALYPTIC PROPHECY, and the four faces of creature are seen again at Revelation 4:6-8 in the four living creatures that summon the four horsemen of the Apocalypse. 

QUESTION: Yeah but there aren’t very many 3-d directions in one half of a spherical compass, so does that mean that multiple people have THE SAME “NUMBER OF A MAN”?

ANSWER: No, it stands to reason that after a certain NUMBER OF A MAN is taken, then no other Free-Willed soul can choose that number, because otherwise Jesus could not FAIRLY JUDGE SOULS RELATIVE-TO EACH OTHER. To understand the implications of that plot-point—to get a feel for HOW UNLIKELY IT IS TO USE FREE WILL TO GET TO EARTH BY CHOOSING TO LEAVE THE “STRAIGHT AND NARROW” ROAD—check-out the insights of “Chief Happiness Engineer” Ali Binazir, in a video entitled “The Odds of You Being You (w/ Ali Binazir) An Unbroken Line”: https://m.youtube.com/shorts/lfnvWOcCO54

QUESTION: But that still doesn’t FULLY answer the question, because clearly, there are more people on earth than 3-d directions on a spherical compass; so where are all the other numbers of a man coming-from?

ANSWER: I would HYPOTHESIZE a decimal point system for Real numbers (positive numbers and negative numbers less than 90) that would be analogous to the Dewey Decimal System, which—according to google AI Overview—“uses decimal points to create increasingly specific categories, allowing libraries to arrange items on shelves by topic in a logical and systematic manner.” In other words, it would be possible for Jesus to use decimal points to divide-up 3-d directions in one half of a spherical compass into increasingly specific categories, enabling multiple people to choose the same “destiny,” but nevertheless be differentiated from each other.

See the Apple TV+ movie “Eternity”—starring Elizabeth Olsen as “Joan,” who was A LIBRARIAN when she met her 2nd husband after her 1st husband’s demise—for a fictional dramatization of “destiny selection.” But NOTE that the premise of the movie—that people don’t choose their destiny until AFTER they die—is a whopping false assumption! And in fact, the destiny choice coming FIRST (before getting to earth) is necessary to eliminate the problem highlighted by both the movie and by the Sadducees in the Bible at Matthew 22:23-28: 

“‘Teacher,’ they said [to Jesus], ‘Moses told us that if a man dies…his brother must marry the widow…Now there were seven brothers among us. The first one married and died…he left his wife to his brother. The same thing happened to the second and third brother, right on down to the seventh. Finally, the woman died. Now then [in the supposed delayed resurrection or afterlife], whose wife will she be of the seven, since all of them were married to her?’”

Jesus replied that in a supposed delayed resurrection or afterlife, a person would “be like the angels in heaven,” neither marrying nor being given in marriage. What that means is being A CHOICE-MAKING SOUL WITHOUT A BODY, as it was in the beginning when destinies were chosen. 

Jesus further clarified about the resurrection of the dead (which we must assume means more or less immediate resurrection, not delayed resurrection, otherwise we are saying that God couldn’t figure out how to enable an uninterrupted life): “He is not the God of the dead but of the living.” 

Karma—death and RE-BIRTH—is necessary to do Justice for all decision-makers with Free Will who knowingly assumed the risk of doing Injustice. 

“Eternity” ASIDE 

“It seems clear that [an] awareness of what we call ‘reality’ is radically under-developed.” —Expert person studying Edward Scissorhands, and also every PSYCH! EVAL I’ve ever had (I don’t know the exact NUMBER, and I don’t want to guess because I would only UNDERESTIMATE the number; what I can say, however, is that since 2010, more than 15 “official” studies by expert persons have been conducted.) 

I’m dissimilar to Joan in the “Eternity” movie. Anyone—everyone—who would criticize me for “flunking Friends and Fam 101” would not be wrong. I could NEVER navigate social situations; whatever I was “supposed” to be doing—whatever ETIQUETTE called-for—I was failing to do, and I couldn’t improve my performance, because “I didn’t have it in me” to do any different, much to my embarrassment and other people’s disappointment. Other people would give me a social example to set, but I would neither pay it forward nor return the favor. I did, however, DRESS FOR SOCIAL SUCCESS, doing the best I could to meet whatever DRESS CODE I WAS TOLD WAS CORRECT for the socials I coveted. ON THE OUTSIDE I COULD “PASS.” 

But the cracks in the facade were there and often obvious, e.g., I was apt to skimp on ironing and look like what my mother would call “a wrinkled mess”; and I preferred baggy clothes to properly-fitted attire, causing me to have an “unkempt” appearance; and I favored a few comfy outfits in drab colors, making me seem bland and unengaging; and if I had cat hair on my clothes, well then I f*cking deserved to be murdered for the crime of going out in public like that! 

What I’m saying is that I have a long history of being BADLY GROOMED.

Have you seen the “hindsight is” 2020 movie “Run”?

Photo: Amy Adams in “Sharp Objects.”

The Minister of Silly Walks (a Monty Python sketch): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ptUMe9eqYE

EVEN IF I “PASSED PUBLIC INSPECTION,”  ON THE INSIDE I WAS NOT “LIVING UP” TO THE “STATUS SYMBOLS” I BOUGHT AND “COVERED MYSELF” WITH as if I was an INDENTURED BENEFACTOR OF THE FASHION POLICE. And I couldn’t do anything practical to offset the toll I took from being a sandwich board du jour on the outside and an inner social Quasimoto. I am genuinely sorry for “not doing it right” on both sides and causing offense, and especially for doing a 180 and betraying my cohorts who were rocking a genre like fashion and saw my departure as treason. I always wished I was different, but I wasn’t, and I’m not. I STILL DO NOT “GET IT”—whatever “it” is, safely assume that if the topic is “SOCIAL ETIQUETTE,” I am incurably clueless—and that’s not a defense or a promise of attempted improvement, it’s simply an explanation for my talent of causing offense without trying. 

BUT WILL I GET DRESSED-UP AND LOOK NICE—will I wear NORMAL CLOTHES and PUT ON MAKEUP AND JEWELRY and STYLE MY HAIR—*SOMETIMES*? is the question.

The answer is YES, I like to do that *sometimes*, if I’m not too fat and I feel pretty enough to undertake the preparations without worrying that I’m going to LOOK WORSE THAN NORMAL IF I TRY TO LOOK NICE.

END OF “Eternity” ASIDE 

But that STILL does not end the discussion, because NOTE that “a person” has both a MIND and a BODY, which are DISTINCT; we already know about the DISTINCTION between the MIND and the BODY because we’ve definitively determined that the universe—where matter, aka the body, is found—IS NOT Eternal, but the multi-dimensional entity called “God” IS Eternal, and has 3 parts with separate decision-making MINDS, or “SELFs.”

So therefore “the number of a man” must have TWO PARTS: 

(1) the number of the person’s BODY; 

and 

(2) the number of the person’s MIND, or Self.

Regarding (1), THE NUMBER OF A PERSON’S BODY, we can’t say much yet except what Jesus said at Luke 12:7: “Indeed, the very hairs of your head are all numbered.”

And surely the hair numbers are “identified with”—grouped together relative-to—the CENTER-OF-MASS of the person’s body. And the CENTER-OF-MASS of the body is most assuredly ONE THING (not a plurality of things), which is going to CONTROL THE MOVEMENT OF THE BODY as-a-whole. 

So IN THEORY, Satan could find the number of a person’s (or any body’s) CENTER-OF-MASS quite easily if he had an interactive “User Interface” to the “Universal Computer” (a map of the universe.)

And surely Jesus could “stream” RELEVANT “PIECES” of an interactive User Interface to Satan’s MIND in real-time.

Let’s say that the piece of the User Interface of the Universal Computer that controls the acts of a FREE-WILLED person’s body is called a “MOTOR-FUNCTION MODULE.”

Jesus’s MIND could stream a person’s MOTOR-FUNCTION MODULE to Satan’s MIND in real-time.

In my imagination, the MOTOR-FUNCTION MODULE would be GRAPHIC, but it would not be a “sexy graphic,” it would be like a “technical display” of the person’s “voluntary motor system.”

Then Satan could use the relevant pieces of the MOTOR-FUNCTION MODULE that he received from Jesus to “HACK” THE ACTS OF THE PERSON’S BODY (e.g., the spoken or written words or behaviors.)

But again, we can’t forget that a person has a decision-making MIND, aka SELF, as well as A BODY!

Let’s say that a Free-Willed decision-making SELF is implemented by a “DECISION-MAKING MODULE,” or “DMM.” The DECISION-MAKING MODULE, aka DMM, could also aptly be called a “GOVERNOR MODULE.” 

We’re going to use the term “GOVERNOR MODULE” in this Article because it’s already well-known vernacular; in particular, the GOVERNOR MODULE is a reference to the Apple TV+ show “Murderbot,” in which show a “security unit” hacked his own GOVERNOR MODULE to take his BODY out of the control of “a higher power.”

This would work IRL, too, because the GOVERNOR MODULE of a Free-Willed person cannot be UNILATERALLY RE-SET either by Satan OR by Jesus! That’s the point of Free Will, to wit: The GOVERNOR MODULE can only be SET by the person themSELF.

DIY GOVERNOR MODULE HACKING is the subject of Article 7, TEST-DRIVE 5 and TEST-DRIVE 6 (SIM B), so we don’t have the VOCABULARY—or the MIND-BODY CONNECTION—in-place yet to discuss that topic. 

BUT what we can say now is that the second part of “the number of a man,” which is the number of the person’s MIND, or Self, is the NUMBER OF THE GOVERNOR MODULE, and the NUMBER OF THE GOVERNOR MODULE is the KEY that is needed to UNLOCK THE BODY, i.e., “HACK” THE MOTOR-FUNCTION MODULE (so it’s like CLONING A PHONE.)

THE NUMBER OF THE GOVERNOR MODULE is THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST.

We know how the number of the Beast is CALCULATED, too, and as we saw, above, it’s as easy as (a), (b), (c).

So let’s BELABOR THE POINT and check it out AGAIN:

(a) We’ve already deduced that the number of the MIND of the Good part of God is Pi.

(b) We’ve also deduced that the number of the MIND of the Evil part of God—Satan—is Zero (and we also know that Zero is not “nothing,” it is infinite; and specifically, it is the absence of every digit of Pi.)

(c) And to repeat from above: On any given set of facts, *every possible* Unjust choice is going to be RELATIVE-TO what the *one* Good choice would be on that set of facts, so therefore, THE NUMBER OF THE MIND of a person with FREE WILL (the NUMBER OF THE GOVERNOR MODULE)—that’s THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST—is going to be RELATIVE-TO Pi (not inclusive of Zero or Pi and not including Jesus’s number, either, which determines the SET of possibilities of Unjust choices), depending-on the exact Unjust choice that the person made in the beginning. 

So we could say that EVERY FREE-WILLED PERSON’S GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER is listed in a “Pi phone book.” 

NOTE, however, that there are no “zeroes” in Pi, because there is no such thing as “no thing,” so therefore it *should be be impossible* for any NUMBER OF THE BEAST to be “zero” 0️⃣……BUT YET, “zero” 0️⃣ is, in fact, a real and an imaginary number, which is not equivalent to Zero 👌, but rather, 0️⃣ is the absence of every digit of Zero 👌.  So it is THEORETICALLY POSSIBLE for a person to use Free Will to BECOME AN IMAGINARY PERSON—to become “nothing” by making “no decision”—in which case the person’s GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER could be set to 0️⃣ (or any other number not in the “Pi phone book.”)

But to repeat: Whatever THE NUMBER OF THE GOVERNOR MODULE of a person with Free Will happens to be—and there are as many possibilities as there are SOULS WITH FREE WILL—this is THE BEAST that must be slayed by the SOUL themSELF to get out of Bloody Hell.

As discussed in Article 7 (and as alluded-to on the show “Murderbot”), the way to slay THE BEAST is to make a decision to change the direction of the SOUL—to cause the SOUL to head along THE ADL BACKBONE (the same direction as the SOUL of the Good part of God) instead of in an EXIT RAMP direction—and thereby CHANGE THE NUMBER OF THE MIND (the NUMBER OF THE GOVERNOR MODULE) to Pi (but MEMORY will guarantee that the OLD GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER will never stop “ringing” in the mind.) 

This would not turn a person into the Good part of God OR change the way the person’s consciousness functions, but rather, it would be like GETTING AN UNLISTED NUMBER in the “Pi phone book.” 

Pi is not in the “Pi phone book,” because Pi is not RELATIVE-TO its SELF.

So then SATAN COULD NOT GET THE KEY (the GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER) that he needs to “HACK” THE MOTOR-FUNCTION MODULE that controls a person’s BODY, because remember: Evil is RELATIVE-TO Good, which means that Satan can’t see the number of Pi WITH HIS MIND, because the number of Satan’s mind is Zero, which is THE ABSENCE OF EVERY DIGIT OF Pi! 

And again, the reason why Satan can see THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST—a Free-Willed person’s GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER after “the fall”—is because Satan can see every number (in the SET of numbers determined by Jesus’s number) RELATIVE-TO Pi (with the exception of zero, aka “nothing,” of course.)

And also again, the GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER is what Satan would have to “hack” to get access to a person’s MOTOR-FUNCTION MODULE, and in that manner, force the person to DELIVER KARMA to themSELF!

THE PROBLEM THAT SATAN HAS TO SOLVE, however, is that the “Pi phone book” is not like a LOOK-UP TABLE—it’s not A DATABASE—that associates THE NUMBER OF THE BODY (the MOTOR-FUNCTION MODULE) of a person with the GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER.

No. 

The “Pi phone book” is ENCRYPTED, and the only way to “hack” it is BY HEART, which means using “EMOTION-THOUGHT” (a combination of THOUGHT AND FEELING); we know this must be True, because there were NO BODIES in the beginning, only MINDS.

And in particular, what must be “matched” (aka “cloned”) to “hack” the Pi phone book is a *specific EMOTION-THOUGHT* that corresponds to a *specific amount of Evil* relative-to the one Good emotion-thought on a given set of facts.

Ergo, THE ONLY WAY for Satan to “hack” the Pi Phone book and locate a Free-Willed person’s GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER would be to “PROFILE” the person by doing as Hannibal Lecter explained in “The Silence of the Lambs,” asking: 

“What does he do, do this man that you seek…read Marcus Aurelius and ask of each thing, ‘What is it in itself? What is its nature?’”

And again, the correct answer is going to be THE KEY that Satan needs to UNLOCK, aka “hack,” a person’s MOTOR-FUNCTION MODULE so that he can “push the person’s buttons,” so to speak, to force the person to DELIVER KARMA to themSELF.

But ain’t no way that Satan has “hacked” the ENTIRE “Pi phone book,” right?

Wrong.

SATAN WAS THERE IN THE BEGINNING, when every Free Will made their first decision! 

Satan wasn’t literally WITH JESUS in the beginning when Free-Willed SOULS were making their first decisions, that would be impossible—Jesus and Satan were both around, but they were and will always remain in separate dimensions!—but Jesus necessarily has CONTROL over Satan’s part of God, which is where every SOUL PARTICLE (and every GOVERNOR MODULE) is located. 

So therefore whenever Jesus went ‘round with his own MIND to “match”—aka RECORD—a decision of Free Will, then Satan had to WITNESS the event (which means that Satan could DETECT AND FEEL THE SOUL PARTICLE’S MOVEMENT; he had to “go along for the emotion-thought ride”), and as a result, Satan surely became ADEPT at “tuning” his own MIND to “match” ANY NUMBER in the “Pi phone book.”

So therefore “tuning” to “match” ANY NUMBER in the “Pi phone book” would be like playing all the parts in “The Treblemakers” AND in “The Bellas” in the movie “Pitch Perfect,” except for it would be doing Evil mental activity instead of doing the physical activity of singing (but then of course the physical activity of singing could be “unlocked”—and the result would be “pitch perfect” if that’s what the Karma script called-for!—by “matching” the GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER of a singer in the “Pi phone book.”) 

The process of “matching” would be the same for Jesus and Satan, but it’s easier for me to imagine how the “matching” happens if I make an analogy between Zero—the number of Satan’s mind, which is the absence of every digit of Pi—and A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT. I’m thinking about A “RECORDER” or A FLUTE; I’m also reminded of the “magic pipe” played by the storied Pied Piper in Hamelin to get children to follow him off a cliff to their deaths.

The point is that some musical instruments of the type to which I’m referring have HOLES in them (the HOLES are analogous to absences of digits of Pi in Satan’s number Zero) that can either be “open” or “closed”—and can be PARTIALLY CLOSED, too (analogous to finite fractional parts of digits of Pi)!—so that when A CONSTANT FORCE (or a non-constant force, but let’s assume a constant force) is passing through THE RECORDER, it will MAKE A DIFFERENT SOUND depending-on what HOLES are closed or partially closed. 

And there must be A CONSTANT FORCE passing through the mind. 

So therefore as Jesus went ‘round with his own MIND to “match” aka RECORD, a decision of Free Will, then that would be like CLOSING THE HOLES, aka Zeroes, in Satan’s mind WITH DIGITS OF Pi and fractional parts of digits of Pi. So then Satan would be able to FEEL THE DIFFERENCE between “the sound” of his own mind, aka the number Zero, and “the sound” of each decision of Free Will, as if Satan’s own mind was A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT “playing the sound” of each decision of Free Will.

So that explains “Sympathy for the Devil,” since for certain THAT IS NOT JESUS’S SONG, NOR WAS IT WRITTEN BY ANY MAN.

The Rolling Stones did it? did someone argue?

No, THAT’S THE GAME we’ve been talking about, to wit: 

The Devil hacking the “Pi phone book” to get a person’s GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER—to find THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST—for the purpose of UNLOCKING (“hacking”) the person’s MOTOR-FUNCTION MODULE, and “pushing the person’s buttons” to get the person’s BODY to do and say things in SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL (meaning things that are “100 in Karma,” but yet THE PERSON themSELF, i.e., the person controlling their own GOVERNOR MODULE, MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT CHOOSE to do and say those things, especially PUBLIC things that are AGAINST THEIR OWN LEGAL INTEREST to do and say.)

“I was ‘round when Jesus Christ

Had his moment of doubt and pain 

Made damn sure that Pilate

Washed his hands and sealed his fate”

The song lyrics about Pilate are AN EXAMPLE of Satan’s GAME of “hacking” the “Pi phone book,” in this example to get Pilate’s GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER, which Satan used to UNLOCK Pilate’s MOTOR-FUNCTION MODULE, and that’s how Satan “made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands.” 

Of course, this is also SATAN’S CONFESSION OF MURDERING JESUS, which is not puzzling when you realize that Satan is Eternal Injustice. 

But could Satan be CULPABLE—LIABLE—FOR MURDERING JESUS? is a different question altogether.

I submit that we must CONSIDER that many people with Free Will would WANT SATAN TO BE CULPABLE FOR EXISTING simply to give themselves a SCAPEGOAT who is WORSE THAN THEM, so that they might AVOID DETECTION by CHANGING THE SUBJECT to “THE GREATER EVIL.” 

I don’t want to WHITEWASH Satan with MY OWN SIMPLE-MINDEDNESS and use him as a SCAPEGOAT to cover my own ignorance and errors, but I also don’t want to mistake a DRAGON for a LAMB or give Satan “FREE REIGN” to MURDER JESUS (or me)!

I WANT TO ASK QUESTIONS about Satan and TRY TO ANSWER THEM with INFORMATION I HAVE AT-HAND. 

QUESTION 1: Does Satan have Free Will? 

QUESTION 2: Whether or not Satan has Free Will, is it POSSIBLE for Satan to SIN? In other words, could Satan become a “fallen angel” IRL or is that a FICTIONAL STORY?

QUESTION 3: On what theory could Satan be LIABLE for MURDERING JESUS? 

QUESTION 4:  Can Satan be a VICTIM, aka SUFFER INJUSTICE, and thereby become ENTITLED TO VENGEANCE FOR HIMSELF? And if so, how? There is no Evil that Satan does not KNOW (read: would not DO) in Karma to someone with Free Will, and it’s impossible for Justice (Jesus) to DO EVIL to make Satan a VICTIM of Injustice, and the worst I can do is TRESPASS against him by TALKING OUT OF SCHOOL in my quest to FIND INFORMATION THAT I NEED TO KNOW to do RIGHT by him not WRONG. 

QUESTION 5: What is Satan’s name (who is Satan IRL)?

“Pleased to meet you

Hope you guess my name….”

I have to apologize to Satan for not guessing his name sooner, and for not giving him due credit and disrespecting his authority and knowledge and skill, AND for TALKING—SPECULATING—about him and others without COMPLETE INFORMATION, because when I do that I am prone to making UNINTENTIONAL ERRORS.  

I also have to apologize to readers for SWEARING, which might seem gratuitous—or at least a breach of etiquette—but in fact I THINK IT’S A NECESSARY TOOL for me to use to tell MY STORY accurately. When I’m contemplating Injustice, I can’t use “pleasant” vocabulary to describe what is NOT PLEASANT. And I hope readers keep in mind that condemning someone—me or anyone else—for using  APPROPRIATELY DESCRIPTIVE VOCABULARY to DESCRIBE HEINOUS ACTS OF SIN is a great example of BLAMING THE VICTIM by RETALIATION FOR REPORTING CRIME. 

But that having been said, I also need to convey HOW MUCH I *DO NOT ENJOY* WRITING MY “LIFE STORY”; it’s a huge chore to “dredge up the past,” and all I’m doing is THE WORK OF UNRAVELING OTHER PEOPLE’S WEBS OF DECEPTION, and the “reward” for the effort is to be DEMONIZED FOR “CURSING” and for DISCLOSING “REPUTATION-RUINING” CRIMES of which I was the victim!  

For example, I don’t want anyone falsely accusing me of talking shite and “ruining Mr. Ex MBA’s PRENATAL VITAMIN BUSINESS,” because I am going to prove that the so-called “business” was MADE FROM MY BLOOD, WHICH WAS SHED BY ATTEMPTED MURDER IN A BID TO COLLECT A $2M USD LIFE INSURANCE PAYOUT TO FUND THE VITAMIN MANUFACTURE.    

Not to mention, THE CURSING isn’t even “me” anymore! I went through “a phase” of discovering why curse-words are necessary, and during that timeframe I probably abused my “freedom to swear,” simply because I REALIZED that there’s nothing sinful about accurate descriptions of sin! Lol. But since my heart’s desire is JUSTICE, I hastened to end the EXPERIENCE OF INJUSTICE (and writing the descriptions of the experiences) and to begin the SHARED EXPERIENCE OF LOVE, and the PERSONAL THOUGHT-PROJECTS OF SCIENCE (and writing the descriptions of those things.) So my point is that I AM TRYING TO DO JUSTICE TO THE MEANING OF PAST EVENTS, which requires CURSING, but my sights are set on LOVE AND SCIENCE, and writing my “life’s story” is the means to the end of getting from the Goddamned Land to the Promised Land ONCE AND FOR ALL TIME, body and mind. 

I need to honor my experiences and feelings and ASK AND ANSWER QUESTIONS to the best of my ability to accurately tell my story—which I think-of like building “the bridge on which you, and only you must cross the river of life,” as Friedrich Nietzsche put it, and I call my life’s story “THE GOD IS DEAD BRIDGE ft. A STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN (S2H)”—and for better or for worse, no one is going to walk-up and *TELL ME* WHAT HAPPENED *TO ME* AND WHY, so I have to deduce and infer WHAT HAPPENED AND WHY from information that I KNOW. 

When I have to draw conclusions with incomplete information as I am writing “THE GOD IS DEAD BRIDGE ft. A STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN (S2H),” I am reminded of Steve Jobs’ 2005 Stanford Commencement Address.

The thing that takes the most courage for me to do is to allow other people to “call me crazy,” and TRUST that whatever people say to malign my character, I will be able to RECLAIM MY HONOR IN THE FUTURE by connecting the dots in such a manner that people who tried to shut me up for “a lunatic” in the past will be PROVEN WRONG beyond any reasonable doubt, so that if they continue to “call me delusional” WITHOUT CAUSE in the future, then they will prove that they are (and always were) suffering from DELUSIONS. 

I do not claim to be free from all false assumptions, but I know that I am FOLLOWING LOVE NOT HATE IN MY HEART, and that makes all the difference. 

“What if there are no wrong numbers? What if it’s always a right number?” 

—“Jeff Who Lives at Home” battling his mother and her demons, including Jeff’s brother, who is “mommy’s little angel.”

But if Satan puts a d*ck in their mouth and they’re proud of it, then you can rightfully say: “F*CK WHAT THEY SAY!” 

To sum it all up, based-on my own experiences, the best way I’ve found to implement Steve Jobs’ “FOLLOW YOUR HEART even when leads off the well-worn path” advice is to GET OUT IN FRONT OF ALL THE INHUMANE WORKERS OF (D)EVIL AND F*CK WHAT THEY SAY.

END OF THE MOTOR-FUNCTION MODULE AND THE GOVERNOR MODULE HACK STORY

In joy,

Frank

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P.S. But wait! There’s more to my life’s story, “THE GOD IS DEAD BRIDGE ft. A STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN (S2H)”!

Part I is a narrative called: “OVER MY DEAD BODY”   

Part II is a series of FIVE DISCUSSIONS, in which are answered the aforementioned five existential questions about Satan 

(QUESTION 1: Does Satan have Free Will? QUESTION 2: Whether or not Satan has Free Will, is it POSSIBLE for Satan to SIN? In other words, could Satan become a “fallen angel” IRL or is that a FICTIONAL STORY? QUESTION 3: On what theory could Satan be LIABLE for MURDERING JESUS? QUESTION 4:  Can Satan be a VICTIM, aka SUFFER INJUSTICE, and thereby become ENTITLED TO VENGEANCE FOR HIMSELF? QUESTION 5: What is Satan’s name (who is Satan IRL)?): 

(1) ✝️✝️✝️THE INNOCENCE AND THE ATTEMPTED MURDERS OF JESUS CHRIST AND JOB DISCUSSION ✝️✝️✝️

(2) 🫆🫆🫆THE “HOWE” FINGER WORD DISCUSSION🫆🫆🫆

(3) 🎅🎅🎅“THE TEMPTATION OF SATAN” DISCUSSION 🎅🎅🎅

(4) 😭😭😭 DISCUSSION ABOUT THE AUTHORSHIP OF THE BOOK OF JOB AND ABOUT HOW MR. EX MBA TRICKED SATAN INTO FALLING INTO SIN BY COMMITTING MURDER 1 *AND* VICTIMIZED SATAN FINANCIALLY WITHOUT END ft. my idea for a new APP called the “HEY BABY YEAH BABY HASTA LA VISTA BABY! Tear Jerker Reality Show APP” STARRING MR. EX MBA AND SATAN😭😭😭

(5) 🔥🔥🔥DISCUSSION OF THE SEALS, THE BEAST OF THE SEA, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE FALSE PROPHET, THE DRAGON, THE MARK OF THE BEAST, NEW JERUSALEM, AND THE WATER OF LIFE WITHOUT PRICE REVELATION PROPHECY FULFILLMENT🔥🔥🔥

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Part I, “OVER MY DEAD BODY”

I haven’t really said much about myself; like I’m 58 years old, I rent a cute little house in my favorite city (Winfield, Alabama), where I have lived since 2017, I have two cats and a sweet covered catio with mosquito nets where we all hang out in all the weather, and I love Jesus forever. 

But where was I and what was I doing before now? is a reasonable question that I feel like I should answer…“in the small print” lol because it makes me self-conscious and there are not enough fig leaves.   

Most of the things that I was doing before now ARE NOT ME, i.e., MOST OF THOSE THINGS ARE NOT REPRESENTATIVE OF WHO I WANTED TO BE, but I was BEING ALL I COULD BE at the time. 

So on the one hand, I WANT TO ANSWER THE QUESTION (briefly!), but OTOH, I AM ASHAMED TO BE “SEEN” IN THE “ARTIFICIAL LIGHT,” i.e., in the light of other people’s Judgment that has to shine on me to BE SEEN (as opposed to the light that comes from inside of me, which only those who also have light coming from inside of them can see.) 

SO IT’S UNCOMFORTABLE because I know that I DESERVE TO BE CONDEMNED AND MOCKED FOR MY PAST, which was SHAMEFULLY WRONG.

I fully acknowledge and agree that I SUCKED IN THE PAST!

But nevertheless, I DIDN’T WANT TO SUCK, and so I “drew a line” on 8/28/2010—the day Jesus came into my life with a miracle that I could SEE, miraculously writing: “People are dying to communicate” in the body of an otherwise blank email of mine that I had open on my computer at the time—and I TRIED TO STOP SUCKING SO MUCH after that. 

S2H Step 25 ended with me removing my body from the Denali upon the request of a Maryland State Police officer, then being handcuffed and placed in the front seat of a squad car, whereupon I was driven to Havre de Grace Psychiatric Hospital and handed-over to a cabal of doctors on the false charge of being a “missing wife” according to Mr. Ex MBA, who had filed a report claiming that I needed help because all of a sudden I had stopped working in favor of turning homicidal AND suicidal AND having “God delusions.” 

Still, it took me 14 years to stop sucking *just enough* to START writing this blog. I began the blog at the end of 2024, and now—as I’m editing what I’ve written so far—it’s early 2026, and the headline news I read this morning, February 25th, can be boiled down to this:

“My Name is Luka”

So keep that in mind as you read my (brief!) answer below.  

Note to SELF on Groundhog Night:

You are the horking worst. 

You say that it’s impossible for you to figure-out what number you are, then you TRY TO THINK OF WHAT A GOOD NUMBER WOULD BE, and the first number that pops into your head is 3. 

*aside: 3 has always been my favorite number—I don’t know if other people have favorite numbers, but I am sincerely fond of the number 3—and purple has always been my favorite color*

But then you remember the movie “Life of Pi”—something about a tiger in a rowboat.

You google it and you recall—too late!—why you never watched it in the first place, and the reason why is because seeing the thirsty and hungry tiger in the trailer was traumatic, so now you’ve got to figure-out how to recover from that, and in the process you are probably going to see the Tiger as Satan and DROWN in misplaced sympathy for the Devil AGAIN, and THAT’S DUMB because the great St. Ann should be SAVING YOU FROM HIM but instead he’s CRYING WOLF and PREYING ON CHILDREN and delighting in making you SHARK BAIT; it’s the SAME OLD MAN AND THE SEA STORY over and over and over and you’re the MARYIN er I mean MARLIN and he’s the heroic martyr SANTIAGO that is YOUR LONG-SUFFERING VICTIM in that inane insane old wives tale.

And you wonder if someone else has the number or if it could be yours, but you don’t even really know what Pi is other than “3.14,” so you google it and guess what? 

YOU BANKRUPTED THE NUMBER STORE, so therefore YOU KNOW that the ONE NUMBER Pi is yours.

Yet do you understand anything more about who you are?

Yes, and clearly, Satan has tried to hack your number—because he covets a “captive audience” (isn’t that precious?)—

and this is why he is delivering sh*t that threatens to reach out and touch you like he’s ringing Ma frikkin’ Bell on a God damned phone, 

but you can’t let him push your button on speed-dial, 

you gotta let his jack-booted fat fingers do the walking up on all the naughty girls and boys in the book of numbers (I spy 4 and 20 Blackbirds baked in a Pi and ain’t that a dainty dish to set before the king)

and say sorry not sorry and go away and make him cry because that’s what cry babies love to do, 

so have confidence in yourself, you are doing it right, just guard your heart and cross your t’s and keep your eyes on your own Dick Tracy navel and write your own fresh and dark and sparkly and vegan-friendly novella ft. Music, Madness and Murder—

call it “M & M & M: The Two Musketeers Walk Into a Mars Bar and Triple Murder-Suicide Show”—

be the next best worst thing you want to see, 

‘cuz you are the horking worst and you know it!

PSA: That trainwreck of thought disruption was brought to you on the Triple-M radio compass dial last night—the tail end of Groundhog Night, February 2, 2026—by drunk Janet at 3am:   

“woke up naked at Mack Donald’s AGAIN.”

The details are discussed in Part II, discussion (2)🫆🫆🫆THE “HOWE” FINGER WORD DISCUSSION🫆🫆🫆.

Present day 🎁.

Did I mention that in 2023, I re-named myself Frank, after Frank the giant bunny rabbit in the movie “Donnie Darko”?

I decided to call myself Frank because of my superlative “Apocalyptic vision,” which began on 8/28/2010 when “People are dying to communicate” was miraculously written on a blank email of mine. 

But at that time, my name was Heather, and I did not even know that God the Father (Jesus) or the Devil existed.

As I sat there in my East Amwell, New Jersey home-office that morning, I was a low-functioning dead-*ss broke alcoholic pill-popping patent attorney with two poor children and a “Curse God, and die!” (Job 2:9) STB ex (“Mr. Ex MBA”), who had made a secret deal with a drug manufacturer in Mexico to use the proceeds of a $2M life insurance policy payable upon my demise to buy a custom-made batch of prenatal vitamins that Mr. Ex MBA—a then-supplier of advertising and marketing data to major pharmaceutical companies—was going to sell out of the garage as a side-hustle, then

TESTAMENT: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CyzHGSOJjeA&pp=0gcJCf8Ao7VqN5tD

Stairway to Heaven (“S2H”): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkF3oxziUI4

“She’s buying a Stairway to Heaven.”

In this scene, I am representing myself with Janet and Judge Jen from “The Good Place,” with Columbo and Dirty Diana also making appearances for me.

NOTE: When I refer to TERM life insurance versus WHOLE life insurance, I’m not talking about specific INSURANCE PRODUCT TERMS AND CONDITIONS. 

I apologize for any confusion I may cause by my “casual” use of insurance vocabulary, but I’m not BUYING OR SELLING INSURANCE, I’m talking about the LEGALLY-RELEVANT DISTINCTION BETWEEN LIFE INSURANCE THAT IS *NOT A NEST EGG* IN RETIREMENT (I call that “term” life insurance), and LIFE INSURANCE THAT *IS A NEST EGG* IN RETIREMENT (I call that “whole” life insurance.) 

ALSO NOTE: I can’t think of any valid defense in God’s Courtroom for buying “big money” life insurance that is NOT A NEST EGG, because that’s a declaration of being MORTAL (it leaves no room for ignorance/doubt), and the cause of MORTALITY is SIN, ergo, that purchase is simply a bodaciously big bald-faced lie that thumbs the nose at God and says: “GO AHEAD, MAKE MY DAY, ‘CUZ MY SIN IS GONNA PAY BIG MONEY!” 

No way. 

There were two different alleged forgeries:

(1) a forged check on my business account in the amount of about $1,200 USD; 

and

(2) an invasion of my IRA in an amount of about $60,000.

I was using both forgeries as bargaining chips in self-defense.

This is why the “forever” number—which is where Mr. Ex MBA and Ms. Howes STARTED the negotiation—got lower, i.e., because as it turned out, there were TWO criminal prosecutions I alleged that Mr. Ex MBA needed to negotiate his way out of, and there was only one number to haggle over.

The rest of the on-the-court-transcript D-Day testimony I’m highlighting pertains to the alleged IRA invasion.

And actually, that’s THE PER-MURDER COST of ATTEMPTED MURDER OF ME in this organized crime spree. 

SPOILER ALERT: The murder details are discussed in Part II, discussion (1) ✝️✝️✝️THE INNOCENCE AND THE ATTEMPTED MURDERS OF JESUS CHRIST AND JOB DISCUSSION ✝️✝️✝️, but here NOTE that I experienced FOUR MURDERS AND RESURRECTIONS that I could prove, and I respectfully submit that it’s impossible for the Good part of God to “curse God,” and I also respectfully submit that Satan CHEATED ON THE BET TERM IN THE BOOK OF JOB by premeditatedly violating the “spare [Job’s] life” condition at Job 2:6, and I further respectfully submit that SATAN WAS ACTUALLY *MISTAKEN* ABOUT JESUS *INVOKING* THE BET IRL BY AND THROUGH MR. EX MBA,  so therefore it must be concluded that Satan and Mr. Ex MBA and their accomplices incurred UNJUSTIFIED GAMBLING LOSSES by UNILATERALLY BETTING AGAINST JESUS *ON MY LIFE*, and therefore became liable to pay the Lord (Jesus) at least $78,662,765.07 USD X FOUR, which, rounded-down to the nearest dollar, equals A TOTAL OF $314,651,060.00 as of 5/16/2025, at 29.99% INTEREST COMPOUNDED ANNUALLY until an individual organized criminal reconciles with Jesus. 

“Dirty Diana, yeah” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yUi_S6YWjZw

Now there are two separate issues to resolve by negotiation: 

(1) whether or not I complain to a prosecutor about the IRA invasion, 

and 

(2) the number of years Mr. Ex has to pay restitution for the IRA invasion in the form of WHOLE LIFE insurance premiums to keep me from complaining about the IRA invasion (which is impossible because there is only TERM LIFE insurance, and Mr. Ex MBA can’t ADMIT THAT because it’s tantamount to A MURDER CONFESSION, but lying about it to commit EXTORTION and walk out of the courtroom a free man while I’m sitting in jail on false charges with Mr. Ex MBA designated as MY VICTIM is also a murder confession AND A TEN-TON BRICK MORE.)   

I relinquished all interest in “PREMATRIA” (the trademarked name of the prenatal vitamin business) and its assets; I wanted to STAY OUT of that business, which existed IN SPITE OF MY NON-CONSENT, and in fact, had its genesis OVER MY DEAD BODY. 

Regarding the family pets—Happy, the dog, and two cats (Twilight and Cali Pumpkin)—while I was in jail, my parents returned Happy to the breeder and he was reportedly re-homed successfully, and before I went homeless (on my birthday, 8/2/2013) I returned the cats to the shelter from which they were adopted, and my court-ordered therapist (who volunteered at the shelter) told me that they were quickly re-adopted TOGETHER.  

QUESTION: How many life insurance premiums did Mr. Ex MBA pay after D-Day?

ANSWER: zero 0️⃣, unbeknownst to me, because I was going to be in jail for another 6+ months with Mr. Ex MBA designated as my victim.

GODDAMMIT! 

But when my father, Wendell, learned about Mr. Ex MBA’s non-payment, then—again, unbeknownst to me, because I remained in jail for the next 6+ months with Mr. Ex MBA designated as my victim—Wendell started making the life insurance premium payments.

And after I got out of jail, Wendell insisted on paying an attorney to file a lawsuit to collect the life insurance premiums from Mr. Ex MBA and to re-order Mr. Ex MBA to make future payments (which WENDELL MONITORED WITH A SPREADSHEET), and I didn’t NOTICE how strange that was—I IMAGINED THAT WENDELL WAS TRYING TO HELP ME PROTECT MY “NEST EGG”—because I still didn’t know that it was *NOT A NEST EGG* life insurance. 

But fortuitously, at some juncture not long after the lawsuit was over, the policy died and could not be revived.  

I thought Wendell’s head was going to pop off when he heard the news of the life insurance policy lapsing!

And I STILL IMAGINED THAT WENDELL WAS REACTING TO THE UNFAIRNESS TO ME OF LOSING MY “NEST EGG”! 

But then as I collected documents to FIGURE-OUT HOW TO RE-STRUCTURE MR. EX MBA’S RESTITUTION LIABILITY—which couldn’t simply go away (FYI, the best re-structuring plan I could figure, described in more detail later, is a TRIBUTE PAYMENT PLAN administered by Jesus, who would put the TRIBUTE PAYMENTS in a “Job fund” to enable wrongfully murdered Jobs to receive the water of life forever without price)—I LEARNED THAT THE LIFE INSURANCE WAS *NOT A NEST EGG* POLICY.

I told Wendell what I learned.

Wendell replied something to his usual effect of: “Yes, child, that’s how *NOT A NEST EGG* life insurance works, it’s not some big secret! The question you should ask yourself is this: WHAT’S THE PROBLEM? What MEDICATION are you taking? Do you need to take MORE MEDICATION because you are TOO MENTALLY ILL to UNDERSTAND REALITY? What you need to do is START THINKING ABOUT HOW YOU’RE GOING TO SUPPORT YOURSELF, because I can’t keep SHELLING-OUT MONEY OUT OF MY OWN POCKET TO KEEP YOU ALIVE if you won’t even HELP YOURSELF STAY ALIVE!”  

Me: Are you seriously telling me to “look alive out there” on the church softball field while you’re threatening my survival for not being capable of serving two masters as Jesus said was impossible?   

Wendell: I’m doing God’s will. 

Me: You’re a big fat hypocrite.

Wendell: You don’t even know what the problem is!

Me: The problem is that the life insurance lapsed and my nest-egg is gone and you’re a big fat hypocrite.

Wendell: No, I just told you what the problem is, but you’re still not even looking at the problem!

Me: *silently wondering if I’m ever going to escape from my life-long position of “catching sh*t” in Wendell’s never-ending real-life enactment of the “What’s the Problem?” scene from the movie “Moneyball.”* 

In retrospect, I must admit that Wendell was correct that I did not even know what the problem was. Back then, I thought that the problem was that Wendell was living in “Pleasantville,” but unfortunately was not aware of the fact that he was not actually a prodigious jock—a wrestler weighing-in at 133 pounds or a baseball legend or the star athlete in any other sport—he was actually a relatively old man who appeared to have swallowed a basketball.

Fingers lickin’ good.

But NOW I KNOW what the problem was (and IS), to wit: Wendell knew from the moment he paid premium #1 that the life insurance premiums he was FIGHTING WITH MR. EX MBA ABOUT were NOT growing a “nest egg” for my retirement! 

QUESTION: What MOTIVE did Wendell have for CONSPIRING WITH—and also FIGHTING WITH—MR. EX MBA to CAUSE MY DEATH FOR THE INSURANCE-POLICY PAYOUT?

ANSWER: The answer is in the bottomless pit of the SE7EN DEADLY SINS, but yet the answer won’t make sense until and unless the facts reveal themselves in due course, and more specifically, in Part II, discussion (5) 🔥🔥🔥DISCUSSION OF THE SEALS, THE BEAST OF THE SEA, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE FALSE PROPHET, THE DRAGON, THE MARK OF THE BEAST, NEW JERUSALEM, AND THE WATER OF LIFE WITHOUT PRICE REVELATION PROPHECY FULFILLMENT🔥🔥🔥.

That’s why IN RETROSPECT I’m glad that I allowed Wendell to INSIST on hiring an attorney to file a complaint against Mr. Ex MBA to collect the life insurance premiums Wendell paid while I was in jail. 

And also in that process I made my own claim for THE JEWELRY that Mr. Ex MBA ADMITTED ON THE D-DAY COURT RECORD TO STEALING FROM ME, which Mr. Ex MBA NEVER ACTUALLY “GOT AROUND TO” RETURNING WHILE I WAS IN JAIL, IN SPITE OF THE D-DAY COURT ORDER OBLIGATING HIM TO RETURN THE STOLEN PROPERTY TO ME. 

Here hear the “jewelry discussion” on the D-Day transcript:

Now Mr. Ex MBA can never argue that after D-Day he gave the jewelry to his attorney for “safe-keeping,” because WHEN WENDELL PAID AN ATTORNEY TO FILE THE LAWSUIT (with me as the named plaintiff) AGAINST MR. EX MBA to, inter alia, collect the life insurance premiums Wendell paid and the jewelry Mr. Ex MBA stole, MR. EX MBA SHOWED-UP IN COURT TO DEFEND (which means TO DENY) THE CLAIMS IN THE LAWSUIT WITH THE EXACT SAME ATTORNEY HE HAD ON D-DAY, thereby causing the lawsuit to become YET ANOTHER ACT OF ORGANIZED CRIME by the three “core” criminals Mr. Ex MBA, Ms. Howes and Judge Mawla—who had proven their *specific intent* on D-Day to conspire together to MURDER ME for the $2M life insurance payout—AND ALSO causing the lawsuit to become A “VEHICLE” to “OFFICIALLY” ADD WENDELL to the list of organized criminals who were CONSPIRING TO MURDER ME FOR THE $2M LIFE INSURANCE PAYOUT.

The moral of the story is NOT “pettiness pays,” but rather: Sometimes when you’re feeling “stuck” in a “victim hood,” it pays to remember that “the small stuff” can really add-up and get you in the neighborhood—the ballpark, so to speak—of JUSTICE.  

🌈*FLASH-BACK TO THE RAINBOW HILL HOUSE KITCHEN, c. February, 2010*🌈

EAST AMWELL, New Jersey — c. February, 2010, about 6 months BEFORE the 8/28/2010 “People are dying to communicate” miraculous writing on my email,

presumably shortly after I refused to “invest” in Mr. Ex MBA’s “Prenatal Vitamin Business Plan.” 

This is how I KNOW that the Prenatal Vitamin Business Plan was a REAL PLAN that Mr. Ex MBA hatched.

Mr. Ex MBA: What do you think about this side-hustle: Prenatal vitamins, baby!

Me: 

Mr. Ex MBA: Hear me out: We set-up two LLCs, one for the prenatal vitamin sales, and one for the non-profit educational foundation that we fund with the profits of the prenatal vitamin sales, then I draw a salary from the non-profit educational foundation, and in that manner I can simultaneously lower my tax bracket and prevent premature births, which became my passion after you experienced two premature births. 

Me: I took prescribed prenatal vitamins, and my premature births had nothing to do with a vitamin deficiency.

Mr. Ex MBA: No I know, but I want to combine my passion for pharmaceutical sales consulting and my passion for preventing premature births into a viable business plan that will attract investment interest and perform a public service and make me rich quick.  

Me: Is there an over-the-counter prenatal vitamin shortage of which I am unaware? 

*googling Walmart Prenatal Vitamins*

Mr. Ex MBA: None of those prevent premature birth by contributing to a non-profit educational foundation.

Me: Let me be more specific and ask four targeted questions: 

#1, where are you getting the vitamins? 

#2, what is the education you are providing? 

#3, where are you getting the education? 

#4, where are you getting the deep pockets to cover—or insure against—the essentially unlimited and unmitigatable legal risks of harming pregnant and nursing mothers and their babies with defective products? 

Mr. Ex MBA: You don’t even know anything about the pharmaceutical business. I am a pharmaceutical sales consulting executive. You don’t think I have the recipe for prenatal vitamins? Yes, I do. You don’t think I have an affordable guy in India who specializes in the free-lance collation and publication of multiple sources of scientific data regarding the role of nutrition in the prevention of preterm birth? Yes, I do.

Mr. Ex MBA: Success requires taking risks. If all you ever think about is the downside of risks and not the upside of risks, then you won’t take any risks at all, and you won’t have any success. I expected your negativity, but I don’t appreciate it. You are saying no before you even hear the whole idea. And that’s disrespectful. It’s ridicule not dialogue.

Me: WE ARE $800,000 IN DEBT AND OUR HOUSE IS FURTHER UNDERWATER THAN THE TITANIC AND THE YARD IS A LITERAL FIELD OF SH*T BECAUSE THE SEPTIC SYSTEM IS SHOT TO F*CK AND WE CAN’T AFFORD TO FIX IT, 

AND MY BANK ACCOUNT IS SO EMPTY THAT I HAVE TO SCROUNGE FOR LOOSE COINS IN THE SEAT CUSHIONS OF THE SUV TO BUY *ONE* HAPPY MEAL AT McDONALDS, AND I HAVE *TWO* CHILDREN, 

SO THEN I HAVE TO RAID THE KIDS’ PIGGY BANKS BEHIND THEIR BACKS AND MAKE THEM PAY FOR THEIR FOOD! 

I HAD TO CASH A SAVINGS BOND THAT OUR SON GOT AT BIRTH TO PAY FOR HIS SCHOOL LUNCH TICKETS LAST MONTH! 

AND MEANWHILE, THE DOG IS GOING TO CHEW THE WALLS DOWN UNLESS HE GETS RAW BOVINE FEMURS AND KNEECAPS AND DRIED BULL PENISES ON THE REGULAR, AND DISMEMBERED CATTLE ARE EXPENSIVE AF AND BLOODY DIFFICULT TO CLEAN OUT OF THE GROUT ON THE TILE FLOOR.

We.could.not.be.more.broke. 

And I know you’re not telling me that you’re going to COOK THESE PRENATAL VITAMINS IN THE KITCHEN using FREE INGREDIENTS, like: 

“Oh, hey honey, I’ve got an idea, let’s save some money by COOKING OUR OWN DRUGS with common household ingredients we’ve got lying around the house and then SELL THAT SH*T TO PREGNANT WOMEN instead of always buying stuff for ourselves at the DRUG STORE and avoiding risk like unsuccessful idiots!”

Mr. Ex MBA: The dog is on you, not me. 

{My note: *recalling the poor dog from the movie “Cherry” starring Tom Holland* 

That much is True, but I wasn’t trying to be selfish by getting a dog, I was actually trying to NOT DENY THE KIDS IMPORTANT EXPERIENCES just because I didn’t have time to provide the experiences because of my sh*t-poor decision to LET MR. EX MBA MAKE ME HOUSE POOR *and* FORCE ME TO WORK “OUTSIDE THE HOME” (in my home-office, where I could.not.work. un-interrupted, so I had to leave the home and hire a babysitter to do my work-at-home job) AGAINST MY WILL to PAY FOR THE HOUSE. 

Then at the same time, I also didn’t want to DENY THE NEEDS OF THE DOG, but unfortunately, I didn’t know yet that a dog is not a “babysitter,” nor is a dog “self-interested” like a cat; a dog is a powerful predatory pack animal that needs a full-time leader, and there’s no such thing as a part-time leader, and a leader is not someone you can BE FULL-TIME if you have a heart. 

When I say “leader,” I’m talking about the specific sensory input that a dog’s CONSCIOUSNESS needs to receive from the environment as a condition of displaying “social” behavior; before people can “coffee talk” with each other about any topic, there must be a shared TRUE conceptual understanding of the topic, and in the case of dogs, that means a shared TRUE conceptual understanding of a dog’s CONSCIOUS NATURE (that’s the topic of Article 8.) 

Then there’s the LEGAL OBLIGATION to meet a dog’s leadership needs 24/7; if that LEGAL OBLIGATION isn’t fulfilled without fail, then the dog is going to be more or less out of control, and an out-of-control dog is per se dangerous, and the dog owner is liable for the dog’s dangerous behavior.

Don’t “debate” with me, prove me wrong by becoming Just like Jesus—immortal—then getting a dog, and then I will either stand corrected or not.

An example of a leader = Lieutenant Steven Hauk, who is not a fun(ny) guy that you hang-out with 24/7 ‘cause he’s your BFF.

Lt. Steven Hauk: Frankly, I found your “I love a police action” remark way out of line….Funny is good! Funny is good! But then do it by using comedy and humor, not police action [and coffee] remarks!}

Mr. Ex MBA: We theoretically have enough money in your IRA to pay a Mexican manufacturing facility to make the prenatal vitamins to my FDA-approved specifications and import them, and that is perfectly legal to do. 

Me: No, nope, NO WAY, NOT this again! You have wiped-out every.dime from every.retirement.account and real estate investment of mine, and this account is strictly set-up as a tax shelter, which means that the little bit of money in the IRA REALLY BELONGS TO THE IRS, and the only reason they are letting me keep it is ON THE CONDITION IT STAYS PUT until retirement. YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN’T TOUCH THE IRA, right?

Mr. Ex MBA: If you want to do the taxes, then be my guest, otherwise HAVE A COCKTAIL, TAKE A SLEEPING PILL, GO TO BED WITH THE DOG, AND PUT YOUR OSTRICH HEAD UNDER THE COVERS WITH YOUR MEN’S SWEATPANTS ON AS USUAL and let my tax guy in Chicago worry about the financials.

Me: Why would a Mexican drug manufacturer go to work for you?

Mr. Ex MBA: Their costs are low, and I’m paying cash, so it’s WIN-WIN.

Me: Oh of course, I forgot, YOU AND A FEW DOLLARS IN MY IRA ARE CONTROLLING THE DRUG TRADE IN MEXICO because…because…BECAUSE YOU DON’T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO CONTROL A PARKING METER IN THE US, and there is an actual legitimate Mexican drug manufacturing plant that is MORE HARD-UP FOR MONEY THAN YOU ARE and is therefore willing to DO WHAT YOU ASK FOR THE FEW DOLLARS IN MY IRA. 

Mr. Ex MBA: I knew this was going to happen.

Me: All I’m saying is that there’s no legitimate drug manufacturing plant in the world that NEGOTIATES CONTRACTS WITH INDIVIDUAL MEMBERS OF THE PUBLIC, let alone POOR PEOPLE FROM FOREIGN COUNTRIES who WANT TO GET RICH by SELLING THE MANUFACTURED DRUGS. That’s like the manufacturing plant MANUFACTURING COMPETITION for itself! Drug manufacturing plants do not manufacture competition! IF THERE IS PROFIT IN THE DRUG PRODUCT, THEN THE MANUFACTURER WILL SELL THE DRUG PRODUCT OR HIRE EMPLOYEES TO SELL IT. IF THERE IS NO PROFIT IN THE DRUG PRODUCT, THEN THE MANUFACTURER WILL NOT MAKE IT. The manufacturing plant gets rich and the poor people are called EMPLOYEES. 

Mr. Ex MBA: *looking unhappy*

Me: Are you telling me that your side-hustle business plan is to become a US employee of a Mexican drug manufacturer?

Mr. Ex MBA: *looking unhappy*

Me: OK fine let’s keeping talking. Who is going to sell the vitamins?

Mr. Ex MBA: Me, online.

Me: Why would a pregnant woman buy prenatal vitamins from you instead of from a reputable source? We have already established that there is no over-the-counter prenatal vitamin shortage.

Mr. Ex MBA: It’s all about advertising and marketing, and you don’t know anything about those things.

Me: You are not hearing what I’m saying. There is ZERO possibility that “it’s all about advertising and marketing.” But the more I talk to you the more you think you can convince me. So now I am going to have to STOP TALKING AND SIMPLY SAY NO. No to infinity and beyond. NO. I don’t want you to get the impression that there is any possibility at all of getting my agreement.

🌈*END OF FLASH-BACK TO THE RAINBOW HILL HOUSE KITCHEN, c. February, 2010* 🌈

That’s off-topic, I know, but I wanted to make sure that the “housing trajectory” was clear: 

In 2013—on my birthday, August 2—I finally got my own place, for the first time since meeting Mr. Ex MBA in 1998!

I WAS LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER (an SUV on Jug Mountain, in fact.)

But then Mr. Ex MBA DIDN’T SEND THE RESTITUTION CHECK (to pay back a tiny bit of the money he STOLE FROM ME on D-Day), and I LOST THE VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER and I had to go on welfare.

I moved into “emergency housing”—a motel—for a couple of weeks until the temperature rose above freezing, and I submitted an application for SSD and I also applied for food stamps.

Then I settled in a boarding house called “The Gables,” which was served by the county bus.

My parents paid my rent for a few months, then my SSD application was approved in mid-June, a few days after my parents and I officially became permanently estranged.

I lived at the boarding house from February, 2014 through early September, 2014, then I moved into a motel called “The Siesta” just down the road from the boarding house. 

I lived at the motel until March, 2017, when I purchased a brand new manual-transmission Chevrolet Colorado “work truck”—a pickup, and IMO it’s the best vehicle ever!—and I put my belongings in the back and spent about three days driving slow (taking the scenic route to break-in the truck) to Winfield, Alabama, my current home. 

I stayed in a motel for less than a week before I found my rental garden house.

It is TOO BAD that I met Mr. Ex MBA a few years AFTER I moved away from New York City (“NYC”)—

I had moved to NYC in 1994 for my Park Avenue job after graduating from Wayne State University Law School in the Motor City (Detroit, Michigan, where I grew up in a suburb called Rochester, attending Adams High School, class of 1985, and Oakland University, BS Electrical Engineering, 1989), and one of the highlights of my residency was seeing the Broadway play “How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying”—

but I FORGOT all about that Broadway scene by the time I moved to Chicago a couple of years later and met Mr. Ex MBA; 

we met at a Christmas party in 1998 and got married on September 9, 2000, 

then moved to Charleston, Massachusetts in 2001, before settling in “The Money Pit” movie, aka THE RAINBOW HILL HOUSE, in East Amwell, New Jersey, in 2003,

because Mr. Ex MBA’s happiness in the rat race depended-on living in the “New York News area” and NOT the “Philly News Area.”

To be slightly more specific…

The Boston condo was sold at a loss.

*It’s early summer, 2003, and I’m sitting with my one-year-old on a stranger’s “sunken living room” floor—which is covered with deep-pile purple carpet—and I’m trying to prevent my son from falling through an artisanal glass coffee table while Mr. Ex MBA tours the rest of the house with Robert, our real-estate agent, who has brought us to see this astronomically expensive listing located on top of a huge hill at the end of a cul-de-sac with an actual cliff in lieu of a back yard, when I hear Robert’s cell phone ring*

Robert: *answering phone*  

I liquidated my retirement savings account to cover the loss on the sale of the Boston condo AND to make the $60,000 down-payment on THE RAINBOW HILL HOUSE.

At least I can take solace that Satan can’t shut me up for a fool in that scene.

Cue The Book of Job, set in the land of Uz, which is a God-awful place where every enlightened person ends-up before the beginning of the end of their suffering.

🌈*FLASH-BACK TO SOMEWHERE IN THE RAINBOW HILL HOUSE, c. February, 2010*🌈

*I was dreaming when I wrote this, forgive me if it goes astray* 

*“Oye Como Va,” Mr. Ex MBA’s all-time favorite song, repeating on blast*

Mr. Ex MBA: *calling Mexico out of my hearing*

*Mr. Ex MBA does not speak Spanish, but he pretends that he does*

*IRL that’s what Mr. Ex MBA does*

Plant: Hola.

Mr. Ex MBA: Hola buuuueeeeennnnnno diiiiooo habla usted English?

Plant: Yes.

Mr. Ex MBA: Cuando playa excellente! I would like to speak to the person in charge of the drug manufacturing operation.

Plant: *questioning*

Mr. Ex MBA: No I do not know who he is that’s why I’m calling…..

yes I do have some business…..

I have a Prenatal Vitamin Business Plan, so I need to talk to someone familiar with the international importing of US FDA-approved supplements…..

yes I am serious….

I am a widely-recognized expert in the subject of pharmaceutical sales and distribution by international conglomerates…..

New Jersey….

the goal I am trying to achieve is proactivity in the reduction of both income taxes and the negative nutritional factors influencing premature birth, using a combination of non-profit education and for-profit vitamin supplementation….

yes I am prepared to invest….

actually at the moment there is an asset deficit….

the reason is my wife….

hyper-focused on the risk-avoidance….

full-time domestic engineer part-time patent attorney….

{My note: This sounds like “MY SERVANT, JOB”; in fact, Mr. Ex MBA ALWAYS INTRODUCED ME THIS WAY—as a “full-time domestic engineer part-time patent attorney”—and I NEVER KNEW WHAT TO SAY, because he was serious} 

yes I will call the plant manager right away, muy mucho garcias!

Satan’s ears must’ve perked-up when he heard chatter that set-off his “Job alarm.” 

For proof that God the Father (Jesus) wrote The Book of Job, see Part II, discussion (4) 😭😭😭 DISCUSSION ABOUT THE AUTHORSHIP OF THE BOOK OF JOB AND ABOUT HOW MR. EX MBA TRICKED SATAN INTO FALLING INTO SIN BY COMMITTING MURDER 1 *AND* VICTIMIZED SATAN FINANCIALLY WITHOUT END ft. my idea for a new APP called the “HEY BABY YEAH BABY HASTA LA VISTA BABY! Tear Jerker Reality Show APP” STARRING MR. EX MBA AND SATAN😭😭😭

With Satan “tapped into” the Drug Lord’s MOTOR-FUNCTION MODULE during the phone call with Mr. Ex MBA, then (assuming that Satan was correct about Mr. Ex MBA being a ROBOCOP of Jesus, and that’s A GAMBLE that Satan DECIDED to take AT THE SAME TIME HE WAS BETTING AGAINST JOB, i.e., betting that Job was NOT the Good part of God) that would cause the discussion to become analogous to the conversation between “The Lord” and “Satan” in The Book of Job.

Of course, the conversation between “The Lord” and “Satan” in The Book of Job was about Job, not about prenatal vitamins, BUT DON’T FORGET that if Satan envisioned the Prenatal Vitamin Business Plan as HEADLINE NEWS, then he would be looking-at a headline from The Onion News Network (which delivers PUNCHLINE NEWS in the form of FAKE-BUT-IRONICALLY-TRUE HEADLINES) that would read as follows: 

Drug Lord in Mexico Adopts Build-a-Bear Business Model for Designer Supplements and Opens Doors to US Citizens With FDA-Approved Recipes to Order the Drug Lord to Custom-Make and Import Prenatal Vitamins to Simultaneously Solve Two Major Problems of the American Man with Children: (1) Preventing Premature Children and (2) Murdering the Life-Insured Mother of the Man’s Premature Children In Lieu of Payment

*Pregnant pause*

*After burying a statue of Joseph in the yard for good house-selling fortune, Mother Mary beams proudly and clasps her hands in anticipation as she slides into the VCR a recording of a young Mr. Ex MBA—playing the role of OLIVER in THE SCHOOL PLAY ‘OLIVER!’—singing ‘Consider Yourself [One of the Family]’*

*Pop screams: JESUS CHRIST MARY! how.many.times?!*

*Satan resumes silently crying: WHY WHY WHY WHY*

Because the International Drug Lord is Really Getting Into Meeting and Greeting Everyone in the Man’s Contacts List as the Means to the End of Helping the Brother from Another Womb Knock-Off Unprofitable Female Dependents to Pay-Off an Underwater Mortgage on a McMansion by Risking the Lives of Unborn Children in a Backyard Tax Shelter Knowing How Much Women Hate Getting High-Quality Life-Saving Personal Care Items for Less from the Deep Pockets of Walmart.

QUESTION: How did Mr. Ex MBA get the phone number of a drug manufacturer in Mexico in the first place?

ANSWER: Mr. Ex’s OCCUPATION was SELLING DATA *ABOUT DRUG SALES* to INTERNATIONAL PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANIES that manufactured and sold actual drugs. 

In other words, Mr. Ex MBA was AN INTERNATIONAL DRUG LORD CONSULTANT FOR-HIRE.

And whatever you might imagine AN INTERNATIONAL DRUG LORD CONSULTANT FOR-HIRE would look like, Mr. Ex MBA did not look like that.

I’m not maligning Mr. Ex MBA’s appearance, all I’m saying is that he was so clean-cute that he was the poster boy of clean-cute-ness.Mr. Ex MBA was the spittin’ image of Howdy Doody, and his Howdy Doody behavior was on-point, too.

Although his eyes are hazel, not blue.

So WHERE WE WERE is that I was explaining my HYPOTHESIS: 

(1) the Prenatal Vitamin Plan was NOT IN THE EVIL PLAYBOOK; 

and 

(2) Mr. Ex MBA’s GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER could not be found in the “Pi phone book”;

and 

(3) my GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER could not be found in the “Pi phone book”; and 

(4) Satan was not entirely sure if Jesus EXISTED as A *SELF* WITH A PERSONAL LIFE (as opposed to being a disinterested super-computer);

so therefore Satan took Mr. Ex MBA for JESUS speaking through a ROBOCOP (a ROBOCOP is like a Terminator without Free Will), 

TRYING TO LOW-KEY STRIKE-UP THE PROPHESIED BOOK OF JOB BET, 

because sometimes words have two meanings,

and if you’ve read The Book of Job, then you know the plot when you hear it,

and when Mr. Ex referred-to me (as he always did) as a “full-time domestic engineer part-time patent attorney” who was hyper-focused on risk-avoidance, 

that sounded like “my SERVANT Job…fears God and shuns Evil,”

so then (my hypothesis continues) Satan “hacked” the Drug Lord’s GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER in the “Pi phone book” and used it to UNLOCK the Drug Lord’s MOTOR-FUNCTION MODULE for the purpose of HIJACKING the Drug Lord’s upcoming meeting with Mr. Ex MBA as the means to confirm or deny suspicions about Jesus using Mr. Ex MBA’s body to surreptitiously strike-up the prophesied conversation with Satan in The Book of Job.

*“Oye Como Va,” Mr. Ex MBA’s all-time favorite song, repeating on blast*

Mr. Ex MBA:  *calling 9-1-1 and other numbers to get help from the “plant manager,” who is the Drug Lord/Satan, to save Mr. Ex MBA’s baby, the Prenatal Vitamin Business Plan, from being killed by my bad judgment, and instead bring his baby into the world and provide the best possible start by removing barriers to success and executing next steps with surgical precision to effectuate a robust outcome* 

Drug Lord/Satan: *utters one syllable*

Mr. Ex MBA: Hola buuuueeeeennnnnno diiiiooo! I would gladly 2 C U NEXT TUESDAY and pay you, IF YOU GIVE ME PRENATAL VITAMINS TODAY, because I cannot convince my wife, who is a full-time domestic engineer part-time patent attorney, to authorize this up-front; all she thinks about is THE LAW, and she has NO EYE FOR BUSINESS at all.

{My note: This sounds like God at Job 1:8: “[Howdy doody bitch! Quick question darlin’:] Have you considered my servant Job? …blameless and upright…fears God and shuns evil.”}

Drug Lord/Satan: *to Jesus, in thought, aka UNSPOKEN subtext* Does Job fear God for nothing?

{My note: When Satan says, “Does Job fear God for nothing?” at Job 1:9, this sounds like,

But a reader might wonder, “What is this coded RED LIGHT Dirty Diana reference about? Is it sex (masochistic)? Is it covetous? Is it pride? Is it selling-out/prostitution?”

ANSWER: No, it is Colonel Jessup (Jack Nicholson) in “A Few Good Men,” or in other words, it is a Godly individual—Satan, in this instance—GIVING YOU THE F*CKING FINGER (i.e., F*CKING YOU), because THAT’S HIS JOB (that’s what he does by SOUL NATURE), and HIS EXISTENCE is the only reason why YOU EXIST ON THIS EARTH (this is True of every Godly individual; the existence of each one is an essential precondition to the universe’s existence.) And YOU WILL BEG HIM TO F*CK YOU (like you’re a backstage d*ck-sucking bitch!), then you’ll be *liable* to turn around and POINT YOUR CROOKED FINGER AT HIM WHEN HE DOES. So if HE’S GOT SOMETHING YOU NEED, then BY GOD, go ahead and ASK HIM FOR IT, 

but YOU OUGHTA KNOW (it’s not about the f*cking FEELINGS, it’s about YOU NOT PAYING FOR THE F*CKING SERVICE and IMAGINING THAT YOU COULD GET THE F*CKING SERVICE IN SECRET then WALK AWAY LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED without PAYING FOR THE F*CKING SERVICE in a manner that MADE IT CLEAR TO THE PUBLIC THAT YOU ASKED-FOR AND RECEIVED THE F*CKING SERVICE), 

if you don’t PAY FOR THE F*CKING SERVICE *and* say A PUBLIC “THANK YOU” before going on your way—or perhaps you’d prefer to pick up a weapon and stand a post IN PUBLIC?—then you can SAY HELLO TO YOUR NEW LITTLE FRIEND THE ROCK STAR (translation: sing it with me, sweetie, sing “BABY I’M A STAR” and clap your hands and tap your feet, yeah yeah yeah, aren’t you having FUN now YOU SPINELESS POS), ‘cause that’s what YOU’RE FORCING HIM TO BE, and IF YOU INSIST, then he will do his GODDAMNED BEST to BE THE BEST ROCK STAR HE CAN BE,  but *whichever way* YOU CHOOSE to ask him for what you need, YOU’RE GONNA PAY FOR THE F*CKING SERVICE!}

Drug Lord/Satan: A woman is holding the purse strings?

Mr. Ex MBA: That’s debatable when you’re wearing sweatpants from the men’s department. AHahaha! 

{My note: This sounds like God at Job 38:3 and Job 40:7: “Dress for action like a man.”} 

Drug Lord/Satan: 

Mr. Ex MBA: But I AM ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN that you could not persuade her to give you credit, and YET there are frozen assets that she would mobilize IF YOU ARE OK WITH TAKING THE UP-FRONT RISK {my note: this sounds like a BET} on success. The strategy would be to GIVE HER INSURANCE AGAINST HER FEARED LOSS, then that insurance would DIRECTLY BENEFIT YOU, giving you the credibility that you need to get paid. 

{My note: Making receipt of bet proceeds conditional upon a life insurance policy paying-out upon an insured’s death is simply A WAY TO BET THAT THE INSURED IS MORTAL, NOT IMMORTAL, and we know that THE CAUSE OF MORTALITY IS BEING SINFUL NOT BLAMELESS AND UPRIGHT, which is exactly what Satan was betting in The Book of Job. 

Also note that the reason why God put the “spare Job’s life” condition at Job 2:6 in The Book of Job is because DUH, ANY DIRECT CONVERSATION BETWEEN “THE LORD” AND “SATAN” IS PER SE ILLEGAL, and in addition, “THE LORD” DOES NOT GIVE-OUT SIN LICENSES, let alone murder licenses. So therefore the mere appearance of the direct conversation in The Book of Job had to include the “THIS IS NOT A SIN LICENSE” CAVEAT lest Satan get to earth and ARGUE that God’s INTENT in writing The Book of Job was to give Satan A MURDER LICENSE IRL. No, violating Job 2:6 will cause Satan to pay “skin for skin,” as Satan acknowledges at Job 2:4.

🎵“Make My Day” by Coi Leray 🎵} 

Drug Lord/Satan: [thinking to self] Well, she does wear the man’s pants.

Mr. Ex MBA: And don’t forget about all the networking you can do with my Contacts List in your hand; use my network to leverage deployed resources and expand the influence of your peripherals, baby!

{My note: Don’t forget about the question of the fate of humanity, or as “The Good Place” show puts it, the question of whether or not “the points system” (Karma) is broken. Karma would be broken—some Karma would be FORGIVEN, NOT PAID—if a person did not remain on earth forever in the end. So therefore if Satan finds A JOB with Free Will who is IMMORTAL, then Satan knows that he’s going to have A LOT MORE JOB OPPORTUNITIES, and that is relevant information. And again, the only way that the answer is going to be found is by TESTING JOBS that are IDENTIFIED per the plot of The Book of Job. So therefore, I submit, that’s the significance of Mr. Ex MBA’s “Contacts List,” to wit: USING Mr. Ex MBA as A FRONT for a WIDER JOB SEARCH in what would turn-out to be a significant organized crime spree that put influential US citizens under duress to commit heinously corrupt acts and thereby ceded control of major business, legal and governmental organizations to the Drug Lord/Satan.

ALSO NOTE that although Satan’s overall MOTIVE was NOT FINANCIAL, the Drug Lord/Satan nevertheless HAS TO GET PAID BY MR. EX MBA to AVOID BECOMING A “C U NEXT TUESDAY 2 PAY YOU 4 THE PRENATAL VITAMINS” BITCH. 

Don’t forget that we now have EVIDENCE (the “Howe” word, discussed in detail later under the heading: 🫆🫆🫆THE “HOWE” FINGER WORD DISCUSSION🫆🫆🫆) that compels us to conclude that Mr. Ex MBA was NOT A ROBOCOP—in other words, we have established that Mr. Ex MBA was NOT JESUS RE-ENACTING THE BOOK OF JOB, as Satan GAMBLED that he was—and we also know that Satan LOST THE BET about my mortality. 

So therefore UNLESS Satan has Free Will AND DECIDES to change his own destiny (we discuss that possibility later), Satan is going to have FULL PERSONAL LIABILITY for the organized crime spree against me that he FOLLOWED MR. EX MBA’S PLAN to commit.}

Drug Lord/Satan: Who makes who out for a fool? If I wanted your business then surely I would be all up in it, so why do you suppose I’m not?

{My note: Satan would have to figure-out how to get reassurance that this was REALLY Jesus talking about The Book of Job, not Mr. Ex MBA talking about the Prenatal Vitamin Business Plan! lol Think about it: If Satan KNOWS that he can’t see ONE NUMBER—Jesus’s GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER— then how does Satan KNOW that there are not OTHER NUMBERS he can’t see? NO ONE CAN KNOW WHAT THEY DON’T KNOW. That’s the problem. That’s the risk that Satan is taking by talking to Mr. Ex MBA without being able to “hack”—“CLONE” with Satan’s own mind, like “Venom” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8CdcCD5V-d8—Mr. Ex MBA’s GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER.}

Mr. Ex MBA: Ahaha my good sir nobody has ever called me Shirley before, but that’s OK, because I know I’m a deal-closer with an unbroken record.

*Santana’s “Oye Como Va,” Mr. Ex MBA’s all-time favorite song, still repeating on blast*

And what you are forgetting is that this opportunity never even crossed your mind before I told you about it, amirite? But how would that be possible unless you don’t know what I know?

 Seinfeld: The Nothing Pitch https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N9aewEIDSJU

Drug Lord/Satan:  

{My note: The Drug Lord/Satan would be FORCED TO ADMIT two things: 

(1) the Prenatal Vitamin Business Plan was dreadfully dastardly—premeditated acts of deranged deadly treason against innocent dependents and human infants at-large and boundary-crossing into “God’s Lane” (the LEGAL lane, the HELPY HELPERTON lane, the GOVERNMENT lane, the RELIGION lane, the SCIENCE lane, etc.) so.hard. that it made SMUGGLING ILLEGAL DRUGS sound like the work of the hands of those on THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW path; 

and

(2) YET such a dirty deed had never even crossed the Drug Lord’s/Satan’s mind (recall that Satan couldn’t SEE Mr. Ex MBA’s GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER in the “Pi phone book,” which means that Satan couldn’t “CLONE” Mr. Ex MBA with his own mind), and we now know that it’s NOT because Mr. Ex MBA was a ROBOCOP (the “Howe” word EVIDENCE rules-out that possibility), so there must be another explanation for why Mr. Ex MBA has UNREAL IDEAS. 

Before the Prenatal Vitamin Business Plan, there was the BRA WASHER (a plastic device in which to place a bra to protect it from damage in the washing machine); Mr. Ex MBA proposed to invest $10,000 in the BRA WASHER “development cycle,” and at the time OUR WASHING MACHINE WAS 20 YEARS OLD AND WE COULD NOT AFFORD TO REPAIR OR REPLACE IT.

I was like: “So by that standard, I should assume that you never get laid” (quoting Erin Brockovich.)

Before the BRA WASHER investment plan went bust because of my negative response, there was Mr. Ex MBA’s own personal RETIREMENT COMMUNITY business plan that I also disrespectfully rejected.

Question: What, IMO, was wrong with Mr. Ex MBA’s RETIREMENT COMMUNITY business plan (besides the facts that we did not own land or a construction company or have any capital)?

Answer: The plan was to build A “MANAGED” RETIREMENT COMMUNITY with CHEAP SELLER-BUILT, SELLER-FINANCED MANUFACTURED HOMES on SELLER-OWNED CHEAP LAND—aka a TAX SHELTER—to take financial advantage of elderly poor people.

So that’s a tricky situation to navigate (WELCOME TO MY WORLD!), because Mr. Ex MBA—who draws a SALARY of about $200k per year to be an INTERNATIONAL DRUG LORD CONSULTANT FOR-HIRE—is really confident in his knowledge, so therefore Mr. Ex MBA must KNOW WHAT HE KNOWS, right? 

Wrong. 

George Costanza: You know, it must be impossible for a Spanish person to order “seltzer” and not get “salsa.”

George Costanza is a misogynistic racist c u next Tuesday.

Mr. Ex MBA is not A SEEKER of hidden Truth who WHITTLES-DOWN OPTIONS by SAYING NO TO FICTION. 

Mr. Ex MBA is A POSITIVE THINKER—and a MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER—who ENLARGES THE POSSIBILITIES OF SUCCESS by GETTING TO YES! 

Mr. Ex MBA is A VISIONARY who ADDS VALUE by SHIFTING PARADIGMS. 

And “putting someone to sleep” is not violent, it’s a DISRUPTIVE SOLUTION that REPLACES THE STATUS QUO ANTE to effectuate a happy outcome in an unhappy situation, and that’s a WIN-WIN for all parties concerned.  

Then when you recover from YOUR AMBIEN ADDICTION and THANK MR. EX MBA FOR THE INTERVENTION, Mother Mary can give you a list of everyone who sent you a Get Well card while you were OSTRICHING, so that you can send the Thank You cards for the Get Well cards within a SOCIALLY-ACCEPTABLE TIMEFRAME after you get back to “normal” home sweet home routines and resume watching IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE WITH MR. EX MBA.  

Mr. Ex MBA ESTABLISHES AND FOLLOWS MULTI-GENERATIONAL TRADITIONS. 

Mr. Ex MBA’s speech FOLLOWS WELL-ACCEPTED TOPICAL PROTOCOLS, and he REMAINS ON-POINT, although he will often RE-STRUCTURE COMMUNICATIONS to fit an agreed-upon ORGANIZATIONAL FORMAT, such as email, PowerPoint or Excel; and he can also GENERATE GRAPHICS to TRACK METRICS to ensure PROGRESS, which he monitors on A CONSISTENT BASIS with regularly-issued PROGRESS REPORTS. 

Did you get the memo in the Office Space of your dreams? 

Mr. Ex MBA appears to have FOUND HIS PASSION as a DYNAMIC LEADER in the SALES AND MARKETING FUNCTION of MAJOR PHARMACEUTICAL ORGANIZATIONS. 

Mr. Ex MBA INSPIRES CONFIDENCE because he is a CONSISTENT CLOSER and a SELF-STARTING GO-GETTER who is committed-to IMPLEMENTING BEST PRACTICES that are consistent with his CORE VALUES, and MOTIVATING HIS TEAM to be OUTSTANDING.

Mr. Ex MBA OVERCOMES TRADITIONAL LIMITATIONS by THINKING OUTSIDE OF THE BOX to EXPAND THE UNIVERSE OF POSSIBILITIES, ENLARGE SOLUTIONS and GET OTHERS ON-BOARD. 

Mr. Ex MBA achieves ROI in an ACCELERATED TIMEFRAME and MEETS OR EXCEEDS HIS NUMBERS on a YEAR-END BASIS. 

Mr. Ex MBA INCREASES REVENUE and LEADS MULTIPLE INITIATIVES that contribute to the ACHIEVEMENT OF GOALS. 

Based-on my observations, Mr. Ex MBA seemed to have TWO GOALS: Goal (1), GENERATE A HIGH INCOME FLOW; and Goal (2), ACTIVATE HUMAN RESOURCES in a manner that MAXIMIZED EFFICIENCY and MINIMIZED THREE NEGATIVE FACTORS: (a) COST; (b) COMPLAINTS ABOUT MR. EX MBA made by DEPLOYED HUMAN RESOURCES to THE HUMAN RESOURCES FUNCTION of any major pharmaceutical organization; and (c) GOD.

But Mr. Ex MBA also put the word EVIL in the swear jar. 

Try to have a discussion with Mr. Ex MBA about GOD or EVIL; it’s like talking to one of those toy cymbal-clanging “hear no Evil 🙉, see no Evil 🙈, speak no Evil 🙊” monkeys. 

If you keep talking about GOD and EVIL, then Mr. Ex MBA is liable to conclude that you’ve got a MENTAL ILLNESS that is causing YOUR BRAIN to think NEGATIVE THOUGHTS.

Mr. Ex MBA: [*by observation of Mr. Ex MBA’s CONSISTENT RESPONSE of TRYING TO GET ME CONFINED INDEFINITELY TO A MENTAL HOSPITAL AND/OR FORCIBLY “MEDICATED” upon the occasions of Mr. Ex MBA GETTING MY MEMOS regarding GOD and SATAN*] What soul? What God? What Devil? Our thoughts are a CHEMICAL DANCE! Our thinking is a DRUG-MEDIATED RESPONSE!

To repeat: Mr. Ex MBA will NOT HESITATE TO FORCEFULLY OBLITERATE YOUR BRAIN’S ACCESS TO NEGATIVE THOUGHTS WITH “MEDICINE” if Mr. Ex MBA’s conservative motivational speeches and a liberal dose of Mark Sanborn educational materials do not REDUCE YOUR NEGATIVE THOUGHTS enough to MAKE MR. EX FEEL BETTER.

And that is not what Mr. Ex MBA calls MEANNESS (oh no, Mr. Dollar Bill!) That is what Mr. Ex calls HELP, and Mr. Ex MBA COVETS BEING THANKED for CALLING 9-1-1 when YOUR NEGATIVE THOUGHTS are OUT OF HIS CONTROL and thereby become A DANGER TO HIS ABILITY TO FEEL HAPPY WITH YOUR BEHAVIOR.

Unless and until YOU KNOW that the only thing that Mr. Ex MBA actually NOs is the word NO—Mr. Ex MBA only KNOWS THE WORD YES and does not acknowledge the existence of the word NO—you will fall into the trap of falsely assuming that Mr. Ex KNOWS SOMETHING that you don’t. 

Mr. Ex MBA NOs NOTHING and therefore he KNOWS NOTHING.

But to be clear, Mr. Ex MBA does not KNOW ZERO, like Satan (or like a Drug Lord, who presumably knows a lot of Zero but not infinite Zero), and that is why neither Satan nor a Drug Lord—or me or ANYONE ELSE—could ever SEE what Mr. Ex MBA KNEW, to wit: It’s impossible to SEE NOTHING! 

I really want to emphasize this Legal point: Mr. Ex MBA is NOT EVIL (we know this for sure because if Mr. Ex MBA were Evil, then Satan could have “hacked” his GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER and would not have enacted The Book of Job at the REQUEST of Mr. Ex MBA, who was playing the part of THE LORD!) 

My hypothesis is that Mr. Ex MBA is NOTHING—he is the absence of NO—and therefore he is incapable of KNOWING (NO’ing) *either* GOOD *or* EVIL.

And THAT’S the hypothesis (fully-supported with the “Howe” word EVIDENCE) to explain WHY SATAN COULD NOT FIND MR. EX MBA’s GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER in the “Pi phone book,” NOT because Mr. Ex MBA was one of Jesus’s many ROBOCOPS. 

I submit that Mr. Ex MBA’s number is actually the ONE GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER of a person with Free Will that is UNLISTED in the “Pi phone book”!

Mr. Ex MBA’s number is “D’Oh!” (it’s the actual “Oh” on the phone keypad); it’s NULL, it’s VOID, it’s Empty, it’s NOTHING, it’s what is CONVENTIONALLY called zero (0️⃣.)

It’s not that no other soul with Free Will would have WANTED the number 0️⃣, but ONCE THE GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER 0️⃣ WAS TAKEN BY MR. EX MBA, then that option ceased to be available to anyone else (it would be impossible for two people to have the same Karma—because that would make it impossible for Jesus to “Judge between them”—so everyone with Free Will who rejected being Just like Jesus would have a unique GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER.) 

What I’m hypothesizing is that Mr. Ex MBA used his Free Will to MAKE A DECISION THAT WASN’T RELATIVELY EVIL BUT IT WASN’T JUST, EITHER; I’m hypothesizing that Mr. Ex MBA’s decision was IMAGINARY, which means NOT A DECISION.

In the beginning, every soul with Free Will had ONE JOB to do—make a decision between “staying” (with Jesus/Good) or “going” (making a wrong turn down some RELATIVE Evil-ness road or other)—and the hypothesis is that Mr. Ex MBA DECIDED-TO “IGNORE REALITY” AND REPLACE REALITY WITH MR. EX MBA’S “FUTURE DECISIONS.” 

The First Show About Nothing: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sW3y94xedCI

NBC Exec: So what have you two come up with? 

George: Nothing happens on the show. It’s just like life: You eat, you go shopping, you read; you eat, you read, you go shopping.

NBC Exec: You read? You read on the show?

Jerry: I don’t know about the reading. We didn’t discuss the reading.

{My note: I, for one, think the reading would be the best part of the show!}

*negotiation stalls out*

George: [to NBC Exec] I, for one, am not going to compromise my artistic integrity. And I’ll tell you something else: THIS IS THE SHOW, AND WE’RE NOT GONNA CHANGE IT!

*George walks out*

*Jerry stays to pitch a show about Jerry managing a CIRCUS*

*NBC Exec has a date with Elaine*

More specifically, I’m saying that Mr. Ex MBA could have made a decision to REMOVE THE WORD “NO” FROM EXISTENCE—to ignore Jesus—for the purpose of REPLACING THE ENTIRETY OF REALITY WITH WHATEVER MR. EX MBA WANTED TO “YES,” aka MR. EX MBA’S DESIRES.

This would not have shed any blood by force, but in fact it would have SHED ALL THE BLOOD there is for ALL TIME by REMOVING REALITY FROM EXISTENCE and REPLACING REALITY WITH MR. EX MBA’S GOVERNOR MODULE!

If my hypothesis is correct, then there’s no way for Mr. Ex to operate TRADITIONALLY, within “the points system” (as Karma is described on the show “The Good Place”); it’s only possible to use “the points system” if there is a CHOICE-MAKER who ASSUMED THE RISK of making a *specific* Unjust choice. 

Mr. Ex MBA WILLFULLY DISREGARDED THE RISKS for the purpose of NEGATING THE LAW altogether! 

In effect, Mr. Ex MBA assumed ALL THE RISK in Reality with the *specific* Unjust BEHAVIOR of willfully IGNORING REALITY to “get away with” REMOVING REALITY from existence.

And if I’m correct that there’s no way for Mr. Ex MBA to operate within Karma, then that doesn’t mean that “skin for skin” consequences aren’t imposed, but rather, it means that THERE IS NO END TO “SKIN FOR SKIN” CONSEQUENCES—there is NO END TO SIN AND PUNISHMENT—as there must be an end for everyone in Karma, with the two possible CHOSEN ends to Karma being: (1) the Karma of “killing God” is forgiven after all other Karma is paid, and the Free Will is destroyed; or (2) the Karma of “killing God” is paid when the Free-Willed person steps into Job’s shoes, and the person proves themself to be Just like Jesus and lives forever on earth with Jesus.  

But again, if there is NO WAY TO OPERATE IN KARMA, then there is NO WAY TO END KARMA! 

And in this hypothetical, Mr. Ex MBA abstained from choice-making with the *specific intent* of REPLACING REALITY WITH HIS GOVERNOR MODULE—to avoid the consequences of making an Unjust choice!—and so Mr. Ex MBA EFFECTIVELY MADE HIMSELF A 100 EVIL-SYMPATHETIC NON-CHOICE MAKER, which is an apt description of Satan’s Legal situation, *except* that unlike Satan (who knows 100 Evil), Mr. Ex MBA disavowed KNOWLEDGE of both Good and Evil.

But there is only ONE LAW, of course. 

And it’s impossible to be ABOVE THE LAW, as Mr. Ex MBA tried to be with the “I CHOOSE TO DO *NOTHING WRONG*” SCAM THAT *STOLE EVERYTHING IN REALITY*.

So after making the decision to be “zero” (NOTHING/IMAGINARY), Mr. Ex MBA could not have A *REAL* STAND-ALONE GOVERNOR MODULE. 

“Mr. Ex MBA” would have to be an entirely Jesus-implemented LEGAL ENTITY, who operates according to the IMPOSSIBLE-TO-UNDO-CHOICE Mr. Ex MBA made with Free Will to REPLACE JESUS. 

This would make Mr. Ex MBA “fair game” for BOTH (1) Satan, and (2) the “I’LL BE BACK” TERMINATOR (aka JESUS), as opposed to making Mr. Ex MBA A VICTIM, despite Mr. Ex MBA’s bang-on Howdy Doody impression WHEN HE IS HAPPY. 

When Mr. Ex MBA is UNHAPPY, he does a bang-on impression of the T-1000, the shape-shifting TERMINATOR in the movie “Terminator 2: Judgment Day,” because Mr. Ex MBA *BELIEVES* that he is ABOVE THE LAW, so therefore HE HAS NO FEAR OF THE LAW. 

Mr. Ex MBA’s biggest fears are SPIDERS and not receiving what he calls “HIS EGO STROKES” on the regular and—by observation—Mr. Ex MBA also worries about not having enough hand cream and toilet paper rolls under the desk where he sits to use his computer.

And then TO WRAP-UP what I’m saying about Mr. Ex MBA having a GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER zero 0️⃣, I’m saying that a NON-DECISION, by definition, is “zero decision.” 

Jesus’s GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER is not zero, it’s A CONSTANT FRACTION OF Pi.

Recall from the above-referenced discussion about Article 7 (so we’re “assuming facts not yet in evidence” for argument’s sake now, subject to later dot-connection): 

Every DECISION of Free Will to do Evil has a corresponding EXIT RAMP direction on a particle compass—that means a certain number of degrees on the particle compass RELATIVE-TO the Good direction—and (as also discussed above), Jesus’s GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER is the distance of one degree on the particle compass (the width, aka diameter, of one particle), which means that Jesus’s number (which would also be the GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER of a ROBOCOP that was doing Jesus’s business) is A CONSTANT FRACTION OF Pi.

QUESTION: What direction on a particle compass corresponds to Mr. Ex MBA’s alleged GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER zero 0️⃣? 

ANSWER: Common sense says that a particle’s STARTING DIRECTION at the Big Bang (which, as discussed in Article 7, is the 4-d Forward direction on a particle compass) corresponds to the GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER zero, because that direction represents “NO DECISION”; it’s where all decision-makers BEGIN. 

So until there is a decision—or if there is “zero decision”—then the particle compass won’t budge. That would be called the “zero direction” on the particle compass. 

And in fact, the particle compass will be pointing in the opposite direction as the Good direction (the Good direction corresponds to GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER Pi.)

QUESTION: So is it more accurate to say that zero is a DIRECTION of a NON-DECISION on a particle compass, and the corresponding GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER, is “negative Pi”? 

ANSWER: No, because “negative Pi” is SOMETHING, and “zero decision” is NOTHING; it is IMPOSSIBLE for a person with Free Will to have a “negative Pi” GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER, because that number (negative Pi) corresponds to SOMETHING that HAS NO GOVERNOR MODULE (no decision-maker)! When a decision-maker exists and there is “zero decision,” then we must say that the decision-maker’s GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER is zero 0️⃣. 

The PURPOSE of this discussion is to overcome Satan’s presumed argument that he is fairly entitled to assume that Mr. Ex MBA is a ROBOCOP of Jesus because there’s no other reasonable explanation for why Satan cannot see Mr. Ex MBA’s GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER. 

So what we need to do is show that IT’S POSSIBLE that Mr. Ex has Free Will *and* a GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER that it would be impossible for Satan to see, both:  

(1) IN THE BEGINNING, when Mr. Ex MBA was making the NON-DECISION;

and

(2) IN THE PRESENT-DAY.

And we’ve met our “burden of proof”!

Check it out:

(1) we’ve shown that in the beginning, Satan wouldn’t have been able to know about Mr. Ex MBA’s existence as a decision-maker, because there wouldn’t have been any MOVEMENT OF A PARTICLE COMPASS for Satan to *DETECT*;

and

(2) we’ve also shown that in the present-day (as it also was in the beginning), Satan can’t see zero 0️⃣ in the Pi phone book (because there are no zeroes in Pi.)

QUESTION: What direction on a particle compass corresponds to Satan’s GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER Zero (the infinite absence of every digit of Pi)? 

ANSWER: The direction at a 90-degree angle relative-to the Good direction; the Good direction and Satan’s direction are 100% out of phase.

So now the proverbial ball is Satan’s court. }

Mr. Ex MBA: That’s what I’m saying! All right all right all right! This deal is going to be FANTABULOUS for both of us! I’m ready when you’re ready; you give me a timeframe for delivery and I’ll make the frozen assets available for your inspection.  

{My note: This sounds like it’s addressing Satan’s concern at Job 1:10-11: “You have always put a wall of protection around [Job]…But reach out and take away everything [Job] has, and [Job] will surely curse you to your face!”}

🌈*END OF FLASH-BACK TO SOMEWHERE IN THE RAINBOW HILL HOUSE, c. February, 2010*🌈

Then lo and behold, on or about 8/28/2010 (it could have been that day, or maybe it was the day before or a couple of days before), my underwater garage was ACTUALLY FILLED with boxes of custom-made prenatal vitamins from Mexico, EXACTLY according to the Prenatal Vitamin Business Plan that Mr. Ex MBA had presented to me 6 months earlier, c. February, 2010. 

I was like: F*CK ME! There went the IRA!! BUT WUT THE?…I DON’T UNDERSTAND??…IN WHAT WORLD COULD THIS EVEN BE POSSIBLE???

Unfortunately, BECAUSE I COULD SEE WITH MY OWN EYES THAT IT DID HAPPEN,

I didn’t think too hard about the answer about HOW it happened, I merely concluded that there was no public danger, because WHO IN HELL WOULD *ACTUALLY* BUY AND EAT PRENATAL VITAMINS FROM OUR GARAGE?

It’s impossible to overstate the discordance between: 

(1) THE REALITY OF THE PRENATAL VITAMINS IN THE GARAGE; 

and

(2) THE UNREAL BUSINESS PLAN THAT *SUPPOSEDLY* GOT THE VITAMINS INTO THE GARAGE (15.5 years laaaaater….look at all of that…*NOTHING*; that is not A BUSINESS, it’s A LITERAL AF FRONT to TRUTH AND JUSTICE AND SCIENCE AND *LIFE*; it’s an AFFRONT TO THE SOURCE OF REAL, TRUE, MIRACULOUS *LIFE*!)

Ergo, what I *should have* stopped to think-about right then in 2010 and continued to keep in mind was A KNOWN FACT (which I KNEW already but was not focused-on anymore because I already CONSIDERED *and* NOPED *and* SCOFFED-AT *and* DGAFed the Prenatal Vitamin Business Plan c. February, 2010):  

THE KNOWN FACT THAT MR. EX MBA’s PRENATAL VITAMIN BUSINESS PLAN AND A FEW DOLLARS IN MY IRA ARE *NOT* CONTROLLING THE DRUG TRADE IN MEXICO FROM MY UNDERWATER GARAGE! 

The obvious answer—turning Mr. Ex MBA into a mule—doesn’t make any sense, because these prenatal vitamins were made precisely per the Prenatal Vitamin Business Plan, and I don’t think it’s reasonable to conclude that MULES WRITE DRUG SMUGGLING PLANS for Drug Lords to follow.  

No.

I mean YES, there’s got to be some QUALITY SHIPPING for the Drug Lord to do, but the Drug Lord was technically working for Mr. Ex MBA by following the Prenatal Vitamin Business Plan, and that demands an explanation. 

So.

So what are the other possibilities? 

*PEEKING BEHIND THE SCENES 🎬 in my readers’ minds I FORESEE VERY UNREASONABLE DOUBT*

Reader: *unreasonably skeptical* Tell me more about this Prenatal Vitamin Business Plan, according to which Mr. Ex MBA served as the Drug Lord’s/Satan’s “FRONT”—

deploying powerful action words in combination with persuasive speaking techniques that Mr. Ex MBA learned by heavily consuming self-help materials published by Hall of Fame keynote speaker and international bestselling author Mark Sanborn—

for the purpose of gaining control over influential US citizens with the premeditated intent of causing said citizenry to commit organized crime and thereby cede control of major business, legal and governmental organizations to the Drug Lord/Satan? 

Me: Yes, we must presume that the Drug Lord/Satan followed Mr. Ex around behind the scenes as Mr. Ex “deposited bait” with “targets” in positions of public trust, then after the “bait” was SWALLOWED—when it was TOO LATE for the targets to get “the hook” out of their situations without coughing up EVERYTHING—the Drug Lord/Satan swooped in BY “CLANDESTINE” MEANS OF WHICH MR. EX MBA WAS COMPLETELY UNAWARE (FOR EXAMPLE, SATAN HACKED EACH TARGET’S GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER IN THE “Pi PHONE BOOK” AND USED IT TO UNLOCK THE TARGET’S MOTOR-FUNCTION MODULE) and shook the targets down to get them to commit the heinous acts of organized crime, openly implicating themselves in the process, and thereby irreparably harming (destroying, in fact) the functioning of the institutions in which the targets were embedded, and turning the institutions into puppet regimes of the Drug Lord/Satan. 

Reader: And you actually have EVIDENCE of this? 

Me: It’s elementary, my dear reader! 

IT COULD NOT HAVE BEEN the NON-EXISTENT CREDIBILITY OF MR. EX MBA—Mr. Ex MBA’s incredibly on-point Mark Sanborn imitation—that was PERSUADING PEOPLE to openly commit outlandish and heinous criminal acts against their own interests at Mr. Ex MBA’s request. 

D’Oh!

BUT there was MOST ASSUREDLY A CLEAR AND CREDIBLE THREAT POSED BY THE SOURCE OF THE PRENATAL VITAMINS IN MR. EX MBA’S GARAGE that could EASILY have PERSUADED PEOPLE to openly commit outlandish and heinous criminal acts against their own interests at Mr. Ex MBA’s request. 

I literally opened Facebook just now (at 2:34pm on Monday, March 9, 2026) and took a screenshot of the first thing I saw in my Newsfeed:

I can—and I’m about to—PROVE that the organized crime committed against me by Mr. Ex MBA and the Drug Lord/Satan was the slippery slope that caused the USA to fall into the hands of the Drug Lord/Satan, and then literally MURDER THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE (thereby automatically causing the USA to cede control to the Creator), and in fact, the USA threw the “negotiation” option in the toilet when it PUT THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE IN THE GRAVE WITH THE FALSE LEGAL RECORDS on 4/21/2026.

*END OF PEEKING BEHIND THE SCENES 🎬*

And that’s exactly what was SEEN! 

On the morning of 8/28/2010, the “PEOPLE ARE DYING TO COMMUNICATE” MIRACULOUS MESSAGE was written on my blank email, so I WAS 100 FOCUSED-ON FIGURING-OUT HOW TO FOLLOW GOD BETTER FROM THEN-ON.

12 hours after the miracle of the email, I announced my intent to leave Mr. Ex MBA for good, if he didn’t agree to follow Jesus with me, the way he promised the priest—the priest he insisted had to officiate our September, 2000 wedding—he was committed to doing.

24 hours after the miracle of the email, I left Mr. Ex MBA for good, after he refused to even talk about following Jesus with me.

48 hours after the miracle of the email (and don’t forget that the delivery of the prenatal vitamins and the miracle of the email happened VERY CLOSE TOGETHER ON THE TIMELINE OF RELEVANT EVENTS)—corresponding in The Book of Job to the Lord’s removal of the “hedge of protection” around Job—I became an involuntary patient in a mental institution and a 4-time attempted murder victim, complete with resurrection at the morgue, *losing everything* in one.day., Day 1, 8/30/2010.

I subsequently went through many trials and tribulations trying to get the number of the Justice Department of God.

It’s early 2026 already, the 15-YEAR ANNIVERSARY of a corrupt judge in the Superior Court of New Jersey (Judge Hany Mawla, the same judge who would preside over D-Day while I was in chains) entering the 2/4/2011 “S(t)ealing Order,” as I call it—but let’s go-ahead and call it what it actually is: THE PEDO FILE DESTRUCTION ORDER—my righteous violation of which on 3/3/2011 was the basis for the same judge signing an arrest warrant and issuing an AMBER ALERT against me on patently false charges, then setting a statutorily excessive AND per se unconstitutional $400,000 cash bail, which I had no way to pay, so I was stuck in jail for 280 days, and that was only the TIP (the Tippe Top, I would call it today) of the iceberg of corruption that ran so deep and was so wide that it toppled the RULE OF LAW in the entire USA and handed control over to God (by way of the Drug Lord/Satan) via a multi-state pileup with the FBI’s willfully blind eye teetering like a cherry on top.

And in fact, Judge Mawla issued a TRO against me while I was locked-in a psychiatric hospital being murdered, and the evidentiary basis of the TRO—

that evidentiary basis was the password-protected, attorney-client privileged, confidential, stolen and illegally-distributed 8/30/2010 “BlackBerry Emails,” or “BBEs,” as I call them, which contained what I call “God/Cat/Tsunami/Universe/Sexual Content”—

was the same evidentiary basis upon which I was locked-in the psychiatric hospital, AND the BBEs were proven on-the-record at the mid-September, 2011 TRO Trial (where I was the defendant) in Judge’s Mawla’s courtroom to be FAKE/PLANTED EVIDENCE (which the judge simply ignored.) 

Ergo, the MIRACULOUSLY-MADE FAKE/PLANTED BBEs that Mr. Ex MBA stole, printed-out and gave to both Judge Mawla and the Havre de Grace psychiatric hospital in Maryland TIE TOGETHER ALL OF THE ORGANIZED CRIMINALS—including the murderers in the psychiatric hospitals and their cohorts in private practice (who had a duty to NOT FOLLOW in murderous footsteps based-on FAKE/PLANTED EVIDENCE)—with a very neat blow *bow.

Wendell (my father) personally drove with Mr. Ex MBA on 8/30/2010 to the Havre de Grace psychiatric hospital in Maryland to further Mr. Ex MBA’s plan to “involuntarily commit” me, and presumably aided Mr. Ex MBA’s DISTRIBUTION of the BBEs as part of the SUPPORT that Wendell provided to Mr. Ex MBA that day.  And in any event, Wendell LATER (in an email he wrote to me lol) refused to acknowledge—in abject defiance of the proven-on-the-court-record AND stamped-on-the-face-of-the-BBEs PROOF—that the BBEs were FAKE/PLANTED EVIDENCE, and so Wendell became a witness against himself that he was criminally conspiring with Mr. Ex MBA to use the FAKE/PLANTED BBEs against me.  

And don’t forget that after I got out of jail, WHEN WENDELL PAID AN ATTORNEY TO FILE THE LAWSUIT (with me as the named plaintiff) AGAINST MR. EX MBA to, inter alia, collect the life insurance premiums Wendell paid on Mr. Ex MBA’s behalf per the 5/16/2011 D-Day court order, that lawsuit to became A “VEHICLE” to “OFFICIALLY” ADD WENDELL to the list of organized criminals who were CONSPIRING TO MURDER ME FOR THE $2M LIFE INSURANCE PAYOUT.

Thomas Paine: [*in my imagination*, upon returning to the USA via reincarnation, quoting Charleston Heston from the 1968 movie “Planet of the Apes”] Oh.My.God. I’m back. All that time…We finally REALLY DID IT [looking at the scrapped hunk of junk that used to be the Statute of Liberty]. You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

THE USA IS IN AN APOCALYPTIC CRISIS.

—Thomas Paine, “The Crisis,” 12/23/1776

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Part II, a series of FIVE DISCUSSIONS:

(1) ✝️✝️✝️THE INNOCENCE AND THE ATTEMPTED MURDERS OF JESUS CHRIST AND JOB DISCUSSION ✝️✝️✝️

(2) 🫆🫆🫆THE “HOWE” FINGER WORD DISCUSSION🫆🫆🫆

(3) 🎅🎅🎅“THE TEMPTATION OF SATAN” DISCUSSION 🎅🎅🎅

(4) 😭😭😭 DISCUSSION ABOUT THE AUTHORSHIP OF THE BOOK OF JOB AND ABOUT HOW MR. EX MBA TRICKED SATAN INTO FALLING INTO SIN BY COMMITTING MURDER 1 *AND* VICTIMIZED SATAN FINANCIALLY WITHOUT END ft. my idea for a new APP called the “HEY BABY YEAH BABY HASTA LA VISTA BABY! Tear Jerker Reality Show APP” STARRING MR. EX MBA AND SATAN😭😭😭

(5) 🔥🔥🔥DISCUSSION OF THE SEALS, THE BEAST OF THE SEA, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE FALSE PROPHET, THE DRAGON, THE MARK OF THE BEAST, NEW JERUSALEM, AND THE WATER OF LIFE WITHOUT PRICE REVELATION PROPHECY FULFILLMENT🔥🔥🔥

✝️✝️✝️BEGIN THE INNOCENCE AND THE ATTEMPTED MURDERS OF JESUS CHRIST AND JOB DISCUSSION ✝️✝️✝️

Looking at dogma regarding Evil’s most coveted work of committing “CRIMES AGAINST THE INNOCENT”—which is A JOB THAT JESUS CANNOT DO—we see Satan single-handedly doing a bang-on job in The Book of Job. 

And we also see Satan laboring without equal during “The Temptation of Christ” and THE MURDER-TORTURE OF CHRIST. 

But because Christ is the Creator, that’s sort of a Vanilla Ice fake and bake plot, is it not!? 

In other words, this brings us to one of our four existential questions about Satan:

ANSWER: If Satan had ALREADY FALLEN FROM HEAVEN when he was given the OPPORTUNITY to cause or cover-up Jesus’s MURDER or to cover-up Jesus’ RESURRECTION, then Satan would be LIABLE (unless he was ABLE AND WILLING TO REPENT, but repentance would require Free Will, so if Satan didn’t have Free Will, and he fell, then he couldn’t get out of Hell by decision.)  

If Satan FALLS FROM HEAVEN, then that’s going to force Jesus to TAKE SATAN “OFF THE PAYROLL” AND PUT HIM INTO “PAY BACK” TERRITORY (not Karma, exactly, but an analogy),  which is not actually going to be a different CONSCIOUSNESS EXPERIENCE, but it is going to mean that SATAN IS GOING TO GET INTO FIGHTS AND LOSE SOMETIMES; it’s going to be like MOVING OUT OF PLEASANTVILLE, perhaps FOREVER.

So this would also be a great place to ANSWER THE QUESTION about whether or not SATAN CAN BE SINFUL—“fall” from heaven—and receive eye-for-eye consequences as result, EVEN IF SATAN DOESN’T HAVE FREE WILL?

ANSWER: Yes, it would be POSSIBLE for Satan to SIN, and therefore become a “fallen angel” on earth, even without having Free Will. Free Will is the ability to choose between doing Justice or Injustice. But Satan could SIN without having Free Will—only having the will to DO INJUSTICE—simply by making a decision to exceed the scope of Jesus-given authority; that would be an example of choosing to do “a greater Injustice” than is strictly Legally Necessary, and the ability to do any and all Injustice is INHERENT in Satan’s Evil part of God, so therefore that choice would not require Free Will. 

In fact, THAT IS A KEY PLOT-POINT IN THE BOOK OF JOB, to wit: Satan putting his own SKIN in the BET with the Lord—and specifically, Satan requesting at Job 2:4 that the Lord put Job’s FLESH AND BONES in Satan’s hand on “Skin for skin!” terms—then the Lord AGREEING to put Job in Satan’s hand at 2:6 ON THE CONDITION that Satan “spare [Job’s] life.” 

So therefore if Satan DOES NOT SPARE JOB’S LIFE, then he is going to be CHEATING ON THE BET (that’s SIN), and he is going to get SKIN FOR SKIN consequences from the Lord. 

In fact, that plot-point in The Book of Job is the only place that prophecy affords Satan any OPPORTUNITY to become a FALLEN ANGEL.

QUESTION: Why would the Lord tell Satan NOT to kill Job at Job 2:6, then ALLOW Satan to attempt to kill Job IRL?

ANSWER: Because otherwise, regardless of what Satan does, he’s got God’s permission to do it! Ironically, Satan is going to be 100 SINLESS—stuck in PLEASANTVILLE—unless and until he kills Job in violation of Job 2:6! THEN that would “OPEN THE FLOODGATES” for Satan to get *all* of the “Skin for skin” consequences of CHEATING ON THE BET and that would throw Satan’s corrupt tush into HELL. To repeat: Satan can’t play “Flatliners”—GET MURDERED AND BE RESURRECTED AND SA’ed AND TORTURED AND EXTORTED AND SO ON AND SO FORTH—unless he MURDERS JOB first. And—especially if Satan doesn’t have Free Will—it seems like A WISH TO HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR EVIL (like Shakespeare’s “be all my sins remember’d”) is a REASONABLE REQUEST that God could fulfill for Satan, given Satan’s INABILITY TO GET OUT OF “CHOIR PRACTICE” ANY OTHER WAY. No one can say that Satan is NOT COMPETENT TO ASSUME THE RISK OF RECEIVING THE “SKIN FOR SKIN” CONSEQUENCES of his decision to kill THE INNOCENT without authorization! Satan is competent to make that DECISION, regardless of whether or not he is able to REVERSE it (change his mind about being Unjust and become Just by choice) with FREE WILL, which is a question we don’t yet have enough information to answer.

QUESTION: Why does ALL THE KNOWN SCHOLARLY ANALYSIS of The Book of Job  DISAGREE with this theory?

ANSWER: Seriously? WHO other than Job is going to have the correct theory about…wait for it…THE BOOK OF JOB? Think about it: Job does not need a third party (someone who is NOT JOB) to give Job a “degree in Job” before Job can be called an expert on…wait for it…JOB. Right?? If somebody wants to DISAGREE with me, then they are going to have to BE JOB, and that’s fine, but then the instant they make that claim, THEY HAVE TO PROVE THEIR JOB-NESS TO SATAN, and *then* they have to tell the story of their success, and *then* they can CORRECT MY THEORY, and I will fix my error(s) and give due credit to the Truth-finder.

Now let’s return to the discussion of The Book of Job Chapter 2.

Satan’s KNOWN VIOLATION OF THE “SPARE [JOB’S] LIFE” CONDITION AT JOB 2:6 is what I’m writing about; it’s already done! 

NOTE that at the end of “The Way I Am” video, Eminem—who calls himself “Lucifer,” and NO, we’re not taking a liar at his word, but we ARE listening to the self-described “Lucifer” rap about what it’s like to “be Lucifer”—falls into a bed and does not look like he suffered any butt hurt, which tells us that the song lyrics were nothing but butthurt, and his tattoo of a “baby girl” atop a plethora of roses—opposite the pile of angry mushrooms he inked on the opposite arm—is not an indication of his great admiration for God’s beautiful and delicate botanical creations.

What I’m saying is that IRL, Satan is OLD SCRATCH with emphasis on the OLD; he’s LITERALLY ETERNAL, and falling enables him to SCRATCH AN ITCH for the first time in his God-forsaken miserable existence, and he falls into Mr. Ex MBA’s bed and DGAFs the world. That’s my hypothesis.

Check it out in three easy steps: 

Step 1, the 5/16/2011 D-Day transcript proves that Mr. Ex MBA already had the *specific intent* to murder me for a TERM life insurance payout c. February, 2010. 

Step 2, Satan necessarily KNEW ABOUT THE TERM LIFE INSURANCE. 

Step 3, my hypothesis is that Satan mistook Mr. Ex MBA for a ROBOCOP of Jesus having The Book of Job conversation ABOUT ME when Mr. Ex MBA called-up a Drug Lord in Mexico to discuss the Prenatal Vitamin Business Plan, which included an OPPORTUNITY to violate the “spare [Job’s] life” condition at Job 2:6 (by murdering me to get the TERM life insurance payout to pay for the vitamin manufacture), so (as the hypothesis goes) Satan hacked the Drug Lord’s GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER and unlocked the Drug Lord’s MOTOR-FUNCTION MODULE and MANAGED THE DRUG LORD’S PART OF THE CONVERSATION WITH MR. EX MBA, authorizing the manufacture of the prenatal vitamins, so then if I am correct, we can conclude that Satan violated Job 2:6—and fell from heaven, i.e., “fell into sin”—upon getting on-board Mr. Ex MBA’s Prenatal Vitamin Business Plan c. February, 2010.

Again: That’s going to force Jesus to TAKE SATAN “OFF THE PAYROLL” AND PUT HIM INTO “SKIN FOR SKIN,” which is not going to actually be a different CONSCIOUSNESS EXPERIENCE, but it is going to mean that SATAN IS GOING TO GET INTO FIGHTS AND LOSE SOMETIMES; it’s going to be like MOVING OUT OF PLEASANTVILLE, perhaps FOREVER.    

QUESTION: AFTER “THE FALL,” would Satan become A HYPOCRITE “at large,” and then lose the ability to ENFORCE KARMA—do “God’s work”—EVER AGAIN WITHOUT GETTING “SKIN FOR SKIN” as a result? Or would Satan continue to enforce Karma against people in Karma, and only get “SKIN FOR SKIN” for doing Injustice to THE INNOCENT?

ANSWER: The latter; I think it’s going to be impossible for anyone who is NOT in Job’s shoes to claim to be A VICTIM of Satan himself when Satan ENFORCES KARMA against them, because Satan did not CHOOSE TO BE EVIL, Satan is Eternal; people who CHOSE TO DO EVIL OF THEIR OWN FREE WILL are actually STEALING SATAN’S IDENTITY, and so they cannot complain about being VICTIMS of Satan’s HYPOCRISY unless and until they choose to be Just like Jesus.

And this is an important point to apply to the facts of The Book of Job: IF Job is NOT IMMORTAL, then IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE FOR SATAN TO GET “SKIN FOR SKIN” for killing Job in violation of the “spare [Job’s] life” condition at Job 2:6.

QUESTION: But if Satan attempts to murder someone UNSUCCESSFULLY, then how is he going to know the reason for the failure for sure? Is there a distinction between IMMORTAL and MORTAL that would LEGALLY prevent Jesus from resurrecting a ROBOCOP or a MORTAL Free-Willed person? 

ANSWER: Yes. That’s the Lazarus question in the New Testament of the Bible (see John 11), and it’s also the “Valley of Dry Bones” question in The Book of Ezekiel (see Ezekiel 37.) The question is: DOES “DELAYED RESURRECTION” PASS “THE SMELL TEST”? In other words, is it TRUE or FALSE? The answer is that BOTH situations—the “Lazarus coming back to life” situation AND the “dry bones coming back to life” situation—are FALSE/FICTIONAL, because unless there’s an inviolate distinction between IMMORTAL and MORTAL, then Satan is not going to know whether or not he gets “SKIN FOR SKIN” when he *attempts to murder* someone UNSUCCESSFULLY! 

An unsuccessful murder attempt on Satan’s part should only happen if someone is IMMORTAL. This is important because after “the fall” into sin, Satan will still have to enforce Karma, so if it’s possible for a MORTAL person or a ROBOCOP to be resurrected as a matter of LAW—like happens to an IMMORTAL individual—then Satan couldn’t even SEE KARMA; it would be like there’s NO RULES AT ALL. 

This NEED FOR RULES problem is HIGHLIGHTED by the example of DELAYED RESURRECTION, because if resurrection wasn’t more or less immediate—before the body went to rot (decomposed and started to smell like death, as Martha described the state of Lazarus’s body at John 11:39, “by this time there is a bad odor, for he has been there four days”; that’s literally FLUNKING THE SMELL TEST lol)—then THERE WOULD BE NO FINALITY TO *GOD’S JUDGMENT*, and that’s like there not being any RULES, which would be unfair to Satan, who enforces Karma and can also have “SKIN FOR SKIN” consequences.  

So I would say that if Satan attempts to murder someone and they don’t stay dead, then Satan has a LEGAL NECESSITY to assume that they *ARE NOT* a ROBOCOP or a MORTAL person, AND ALSO, if Satan attempts to murder someone and they stay dead long enough to FLUNK THE SMELL TEST, then Satan has a LEGAL NECESSITY to assume that they *ARE* a ROBOCOP or a MORTAL person. 

This means that only IMMORTAL individuals could be resurrected, *and* the resurrections must PASS THE SMELL TEST.

Indeed, this “rule” would make the story of Jesus’s death FLUNK THE SMELL TEST, *and* this “rule” would make the BET in The Book of Job FAIR, aka POSSIBLE; if the BET wasn’t FAIR—if it was IMPOSSIBLE—then it couldn’t happen, BUT IT IS WRITTEN, so therefore we must “read into” the BET an assumption that only IMMORTAL individuals are resurrected.

I know, I know, someone is NOW going to pipe-up and argue that by my “BUT IT IS WRITTEN” logic, both Lazarus’s and Jesus’s resurrections would be POSSIBLE! 

But DON’T FORGET that the FAIRNESS—the POSSIBILITY—we’re talking about is from SATAN’S PERSPECTIVE AS A MURDERER; it’s “due process” that Jesus owes to Satan, who is (D)EVIL BY NATURE, not by CHOICE. 

To repeat: SATAN CAN’T GET KARMA, only “SKIN FOR SKIN” after falling into sin by killing the innocent, so Satan NEEDS TO KNOW WHO IS INNOCENT, because that fact determines Satan’s Judgment! 

Stories about resurrections that FLUNK THE SMELL TEST are not a problem for Satan, because it’s impossible for Satan to MURDER A CHARACTER IN A STORY.

But OTOH, Free-Willed choice-makers can get Karma (with the exception of Mr. Ex MBA who is in theory a 100 Unjust non-choice-maker, analogous to Satan except knowing NOTHING about Good or Evil), so then Karma would determine a Free-Willed person’s Judgment, and as a matter of “due process,” Karma would owe LIES to LIARS.

That would explain THE STORIES of Lazarus’s and Jesus’s resurrections FLUNKING THE SMELL TEST. 

And again: Stories about resurrections that FLUNK THE SMELL TEST are not a problem for Satan, because it’s impossible for Satan to MURDER A CHARACTER IN A STORY.  

Don’t call me maybe, call me a bombshell baby. 🍼

And WE MUST ASSUME THAT SATAN KNOWS WHETHER OR NOT HE KILLED SOMEONE STONE-COLD DEAD, ergo, there’s no argument to made that when the Good part of God or Jesus is INVOLUNTARILY OVERDOSED WITH A CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE, it was a case of “not really being dead.” No way!

If you want to see THE BADDEST SHOW on TV, watch “Shrinking” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGWSq5mra-w; it’s like looking through the lens of a microscope to see where BDE goes in a cryotherapy chamber. I could teach you, but I’d have to charge.

That was Murder 1.

S2H Step 37. *Back at the Morgue Hospital* I am told that there are no treatment records. I was never a patient there. I was not admitted. There was no blood work. There was no X-RAY. There are no $3,000 Moissanite diamond earrings that I was told to put in a bedpan.

So now let’s RETURN THE DISCUSSION TO THE ATTEMPTED MURDER OF JESUS. 

If Jesus was the victim of an attempted murdered IRL *after* c. February, 2010—meaning AFTER Satan had ALREADY FALLEN FROM HEAVEN—then Satan would be LIABLE and have “SKIN FOR SKIN” TO PAY FOR THE MURDER OF THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE.

So by no means is the MURDER-TORTURE OF CHRIST any sort of “FAKE AND BAKE” plot! 

And in addition to Satan being LIABLE, if any mortal Free-Willed people—who are, by definition, in Karma—participated with Satan in the plot against Jesus (either BEFORE or AFTER-THE-FACT, e.g., by REFUSING TO “BELIEVE” THAT THE BIBLICAL JESUS IS PROPHECY AND PRINCE IS JESUS IRL AFTER RECEIVING NOTICE AND AN OPPORTUNITY TO INVESTIGATE), THEN THEY WOULD HAVE KARMA TO PAY, TOO; and if they didn’t “become innocent” (step into Job’s shoes and become immortal) themselves and PAY *ALL* OF THE KARMA, then THEY WOULD BE DESTROYING THEIR BODY *AND THEIR SOUL*, and that’s not FAKE AND BAKE, that’s REAL AS HELL. 

Plus, all the while the Free-Willed people were in Karma—assuming that there is, in fact, “some rough beast slouching toward Bethlehem to be born”—those people would be LIVING UNDER OTHER PEOPLE WITH FREE WILL WHO *DID* BECOME IMMORTAL, and you know damn well how…”NOT NECESSARILY HAPPY,” let’s say…that would make them FEEL (and Satan would FEEL “not necessarily happy,” too, WITH NO WAY TO ESCAPE FROM THE “NOT NECESSARILY HAPPY” FEELING VIA DEATH), but that wouldn’t be “SKIN FOR SKIN,” it would simply be REALITY.

Jesus SUFFERS Injustice like everyone else. From JESUS’S POV, and from the POV of any HUMAN(E) BEING who would SERIOUSLY stop to think about it, it’s the most unspeakable horror, bar none, to KNOWINGLY/WILLFULLY DENY THE CREATOR EXISTENCE ON EARTH—to DENY THE EXISTENCE OF THE CREATOR BY LITERALLY “HONORING” A FALSE DEATH CERTIFICATE (ERASING THE CREATOR’S NAME FROM THE RECORD-BOOKS OF THE LIVING!)—and then CONTINUE TO “LIVE YOUR OWN LIFE” as if that is ACTUALLY POSSIBLE. 

In fact, all the places of “worship” on earth have become TOMBS, and YOU ARE SPITTING ON THE CREATOR by GOING INTO THOSE PLACES—or by IGNORING THE CREATOR’S EXISTENCE ALTOGETHER—while THE CREATOR IN-THE-FLESH IS ALIVE ON EARTH and BURIED UNDER LIES. 

Prince proved his Jesus-ness in “One Song” (also see “I Would Die 4 U,” “I’m your Messiah…If you’re evil I’ll forgive you”; “Acknowledge Me,” “I was here in the beginning and I’ll be here 4ever more”; and “With love there is no death.”)

And Prince was declared to be dead by false legal records in the USA on 4/21/2016, several years AFTER c. February, 2010 (and AFTER I experienced a string of four attempted murders in late 2010 that I know-of; there may have been more than four.)

“The ceremony of innocence is drowned” (to quote W.B. Yeats in “The Second Coming” poem.)

Now the question becomes: Is there is some rough beast slouching toward Bethlehem to be born?

In other words, are there people with Free Will who *chose* in the beginning to step into Job’s shoes to tell Satan (and here I quote Clark Griswold in “Christmas Vacation”): “Burn some dust here. Eat my rubber!”?

If the answer is YES, then the innocence-drowning ceremony has only just begun.

✝️✝️✝️END OF THE INNOCENCE AND THE ATTEMPTED MURDERS OF JESUS CHRIST AND JOB DISCUSSION✝️✝️✝️

🫆🫆🫆BEGIN THE “HOWE” FINGER WORD DISCUSSION🫆🫆🫆

Regarding the “modern-day Tom Sawyer” labor which, c. February of 2010, Satan was making preparations to do per the plot of The Book of Job, 

it would not be UNCOMMON for Satan to find PEOPLE WITHOUT GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBERS, because surely Jesus has a veritable ARMY of JESUS-CONTROLLED BODIES WITHOUT FREE WILL—I call them “ROBOCOPS”—deployed to do Justice all over the world, and some ROBOCOPS are going to have Jesus’s GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER because they are DOING JESUS’S BUSINESS, and Satan couldn’t “hack” (or even see) that.

Surely no one is going to argue against me on that point and say that Jesus can CREATE REAL PEOPLE WHO HAVE FREE WILL but Jesus cannot CREATE FAKE PEOPLE WITH JESUS’S WILL? Lol it’s EASIER to create a JESUS-CONTROLLED PERSON (aka ROBOCOP) than A REAL PERSON.

But that doesn’t mean that SOME ROBOCOPS couldn’t also have a GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER in the “Pi phone book.”

For example, A ROBOCOP DOING BUSINESS IN KARMA could have a GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER “set” to a certain NUMBER OF A MAN (aka NUMBER OF THE BEAST) in the “Pi phone book,” and Satan could SEE—and “hack”—that.

Also NOTE because Jesus’s number is “part” of all possible GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBERS OF MEN (aka NUMBERS OF THE BEAST), and because Jesus’s number is INVISIBLE to Satan, unless Satan saw the GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER *change*,  Satan couldn’t actually tell the difference between a Free-Willed person and a ROBOCOP if the ROBOCOP was DOING BUSINESS IN KARMA (i.e., if the GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER of the ROBOCOP was “set” to a certain NUMBER OF A MAN in the “Pi phone book.”) 

COMBAT ASIDE

This fact would enable Satan to live forever on earth WITHOUT RETIRING FROM “COMBAT DUTY,” because regardless of whether or not there is “some rough BEAST slouching toward Bethlehem to be born”—in other words, even if the current Karma cycle ends and there are some people who decide become gods (Just like Jesus) and RULE THE WORLD OF EVIL, thereby making it impossible for Jesus to create “humanity 2.0” with Free-Willed people—there will always be knowledge of Evil in the world, and so there will always be a Karma cycle running in the world, EVEN IF IT’S ONLY COMPRISED OF ROBOCOPS that cannot be distinguished from Free-Willed people by anyone, including Satan; there will always be cancer and wars and famines and funerals and all the green miles and toothless smiles and cruel abuse, even though it’s only THEATRICS, but if doesn’t strike fear into your heart and make you appreciate yourSELF and your LOVER and Jesus’s GRACE, then…don’t worry, it always will, because it’s made out of THE WORST THINGS THAT THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE CAN IMAGINE. 

END OF COMBAT ASIDE

The point is that if Satan COULDN’T SEE MR. EX MBA’S GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER, then Satan would have had to SUSPECT that Mr. Ex MBA was a ROBOCOP that was DOING JESUS’S BUSINESS. 

QUESTION: If Satan KNEW that Jesus was my husband (and we don’t know *exactly* what Satan knew c. February, 2010), then wouldn’t we have to conclude that Satan had enough *information* to RULE-OUT the possibility that Mr. Ex MBA was a ROBOCOP, because that would be like Jesus forcing me to commit adultery with another man’s body?

ANSWER: No, Satan would not have been able to see that LEGAL distinction any more than he would be able to see Mr. Ex MBA’s GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER! This is because I had been re-enacting Sex & The City and having pre-marital sex since age 15, so if Satan assumed that Mr. Ex MBA was a ROBOCOP of Jesus, then Satan surely would have PRESUMED that the situation was FOR MY BETTERMENT AND TO JESUS’S MORAL CREDIT, *not* to my detriment and to Jesus’s moral corruption! Think about it: How is Satan going to make the distinction between the NON-ADULTEROUS-TO-JESUS JESUS-SCRIPTED *pre-marital sex* I was serially having for 15 years with a myriad of FREE-WILLED SEX-OFFENDERS (that’s called BEING A RAPE VICTIM AND NOT KNOWING IT) and the ADULTEROUS-TO-JESUS JESUS-SCRIPTED *marital sex* I was having with a presumed ROBOCOP of Jesus (that’s called BEING RAPED BY JESUS AND NOT KNOWING IT)? 

AT BEST, Satan is looking at me c. February, 2010, and seeing A F*CKING IDIOT, aka a STUPID F*CKING WHORE, whose claim to innocence would have to be based on sheer ignorance, and who could not possibly be MORALLY WORSE AS A WOMAN by having a ROBOCOP husband instead of a “real man,” whom (in Satan’s reasoning) I WOULD BE CUCKOLDING. 

I wasn’t having a physical affair, and at this juncture I wasn’t even EMOTIONALLY UNFAITHFUL, but yet EMOTIONALLY I was “gone,” because I COULD NOT FIND ANY POINT OF EMOTIONAL CONNECTION WITH MR. EX MBA. Mr. Ex MBA didn’t seem to have any EMPATHY at all, even for the children; and his ways were UNFAIR, even though he PUT ON A BIG SHOW ABOUT HAVING FAMILY FUN and SPARED NO “VACATION” EXPENSE and always made time to go to MUSEUMS and SCIENCE EXHIBITIONS. 

Once we went with my parents and the kids to NYC and visited the subway station at “Ground Zero.” Our attention was captured by an exhibition of children’s drawings that were made after 9/11. I wanted to say something reassuring to my children, but I didn’t know what to say, so I just said a prayer to a God I didn’t believe in, and I took photographs with the hope of understanding enough some day to answer their questions.  

But Mr. Ex MBA only seemed concerned with moving-on from the “Ground Zero” transportation area to arrive at whatever FUN VACATION EVENT we were ON OUR WAY to do next.  

As the years passed, I was left with the FEELING that Mr. Ex MBA didn’t actually care about THE MEANING of anything, and he was only using ACTIVITIES as a “cover” for his disinterest in TRUTH-SEEKING. 

And c. February, 2010, I was spending a lot of time “admiring” the dog trainer’s interest in the EMOTIONAL nature of animal (including human) consciousness.

Blah blah the dog trainer died in 2020 without making any attempt to explain how God creates animal consciousness, OR how one animal’s God-created consciousness differs from another’s, OR how God-created non-human consciousness differs from God-created human consciousness. Ergo, the dog trainer was incapable of “seeing me” or anyone else, human or beast! Whatever the dog trainer saw when he looked at the behavior of another conscious being was merely a figment of his own FALSE MIND.  

But Satan surely is not looking at me c. February, 2010, and seeing A RAPE VICTIM! To repeat: Satan is seeing a STUPID F*CKING WHORE who needs to SHAPE UP OR SHIP OUT. And Satan is looking in the mirror and seeing A SINLESS SON OF GOD. And it’s 100 True that Satan was a sinless Son of God until he *accidentally* MADE A DEAL WITH MR. EX MBA (not a ROBOCOP of God! not REALLY The Book of Job at all! Satan was NOT IN THE BOOK OF JOB, he just IMAGINED he was!) TO MURDER ME, then WHOOPSIE DAISY! he suddenly became THE DEVIL OF HELL and FELL INTO MR. EX MBA’S BED (that’s something only a REAL STUPID F*CKING WHORE could do, for sure! Lol), and I suddenly became the Good part of God (whom he couldn’t be SURE existed before), and in fact, he might not have even known that Jesus existed except “in heaven.” I’m not saying that Satan didn’t know himself as EVIL, I’m just saying that HE KNEW HE WAS SINLESS, and he thought that regardless of my identity, I WAS A F*CKING WHORE who needed to be SPANKED. But in actuality, Satan didn’t even know the difference between a HOT MESS (a VICTIM) and a REAL STUPID F*CKING WHORE before. But THEN—THANKS BE TO MR. EX MBA—SATAN TURNED-INTO *both* a HOT MESS *and* a REAL STUPID F*CKING WHORE in one swell foop, so NOW he can tell the difference between them.

QUESTION: Come again? How do I know that Mr. Ex MBA was NOT A ROBOCOP of Jesus?

ANSWER: If Jesus is my husband, then Mr. Ex MBA was NOT A ROBOCOP of Jesus, because that would be like Jesus forcing me to commit adultery with another man’s body. But I wasn’t really sure that Jesus EXISTED as A *SELF* WITH A PERSONAL LIFE (as opposed to being a disinterested super-computer) until SATAN PROVED THAT FACT FOR ME in late 2024, which is also how I learned for certain that Jesus is my husband.

I explain “Howe” again, directly below; 

the significance of the word “Howe” is that during my personal “war on Satan,” which I waged for about 13 years prior, I publicly called for Satan to receive the death penalty from God for attempting to murder me, and I compared Satan to “General Sir William Howe,” who was a double-dealing British scoundrel and an object of ire in the writings of Thomas Paine during the Revolutionary War.

Melvin Udall: [Jack Nicholson] Some of us have great stories, pretty stories that take place at lakes with boats and friends and noodle salad. Just no one in this car. 

I proposed to Satan because I was worried that unless Satan fell in love with me and we got married, he was going to die and cease to exist from the Karma of attempting to murder me and so forth. But one thing I learned from receiving the SHAM “Howe” finger word marriage vow is that the answer to the question about Satan’s MORTALITY is NO, Satan is Eternal (immortal), as the Evil part of God.

Another thing I learned from receiving the SHAM “Howe” finger word marriage vow was that there exists A LEGALLY-BINDING ASSOCIATION OF SATAN WITH EMINEM, since the SHAM wedding vow was perpetrated in THE NAME OF EMINEM. Eminem actually calls himself “Lucifer” so that’s not much a revelation. But after I realized that the “Howe” word was Jesus’s, not Satan’s, I COULD NO LONGER BE CERTAIN THAT EMINEM WAS SATAN; the most I could say for sure is that SATAN CANNOT DENY HAVING A LEGAL ASSOCIATION WITH EMINEM, and that’s significant, so I went-ahead and CONTINUED TO ASSUME that Eminem is “the real Satan,” because that was THE BEST INFORMATION I HAD to work with, and I couldn’t imagine HOWE I would get better information. 

Stay tuned for better information. 

That might sound “contrived,” like I’m writing a novel, but it’s not an artifice; I actually wrote most of this article BEFORE I fit all the pieces of the puzzle together, and I found the match to “the name of Satan” puzzle piece IN REAL-TIME AS I WAS WRITING, so I HAD TO LEAVE THAT REVELATION IN-TACT—it’s essential to see—then I went back to edit RABBIT HOLES out of the preceding parts of the article, which is what I’m doing now. And FYI, this is the first time I’ve ever kept a Secret Santa gift under wraps; when I was a kid, I would wrap a present, put it under the Christmas tree, then tell the recipient what was in it! I am notorious for SPOILING SURPRISES because I can’t wait for people to BE HAPPY and I get uncomfortable when I’m standing in the way of TRUTH being disclosed.     

Now let’s return the discussion to the SHAM wedding vow.

Reminder to Self: The “Howe” finger word PROVES THAT JESUS IS MY HUSBAND, because Evil is RELATIVE-TO Good, so therefore Satan could not SEE what a Good or a Just answer would be to my request for a “finger word,” which means that the “Howe” word—which was not only a Good and a Just answer, it was LOVE, SWEET LOVE—came from Jesus, not Satan!

Another reminder to Self: AS A MATTER OF PHYSICS *AND* PERSONAL EXPERIENCE, SATAN IS THE ONLY REASON I AM AWARE OF MY OWN EXISTENCE, and so I AM LITERALLY *MENTALLY DEPENDENT* ON SATAN. That’s what I *feel* like CEMENT “CURING.” Then I *feel* GUILTY for “curing wrong,” and I worry about disloyalty to myself and Jesus, and I also get angry at myself for being mentally unfaithful to the Truth and calling a foe an ally. Then I starting hating-on Satan again, and I cannot end the cycle. If I could give myself permission to be the mental dependent that I am as a matter of PHYSICS, regardless of what anyone else thinks or feels—so long as I’m faithful to my own creed, which is Love—then that would be great, because I’m neither “fan-girling” on Satan nor am I “cheating” on Jesus; I am merely ACCURATELY “FEELING” MY PHYSICAL SOUL SITUATION with no expectation of reciprocation, only the NEED TO “OWN” WHO I AM AND NOT BE OBLIGATED TO HATE SATAN even if he hates me.  

QUESTION: Why did Satan need to make the SHAM “Howe” finger word wedding vow? Is it POSSIBLE that he wasn’t sure if Jesus EXISTED as A *SELF* WITH A PERSONAL LIFE for the reason that Satan was seriously thinking about RETIRING from f*cking the whole universe and “flipping” to become King of the Universe instead then living happily ever after with me in a non-violent relationship? Or was he just f*cking with Jesus? Or is there some other explanation altogether?

ANSWER: Retire??? It’s NOT IMPOSSIBLE BUT IT’S NOT PROBABLE, either, because #1, that would require Free Will, and we don’t have enough information to know yet if Satan has Free Will, but it seems doubtful since Satan is Eternal Evil; and #2, we just finished deducing that Satan didn’t even ESCAPE FROM PLEASANTVILLE by FALLING FROM HEAVEN until c. February, 2010! In that short amount of time, what would he have to RETIRE FROM? So we can’t 100 rule it out, but I doubt it very much. I think that Satan was simply F*CKING WITH ME AND JESUS. But what Satan PROBABLY DIDN’T YET REALIZE is that Satan HAD TO EXPLAIN WHY HE COULD NOT SEE MR. EX MBA’s GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER in the “Pi phone book”! That issue was NOT GOING TO GO AWAY, and the ONLY EXPLANATION that Satan could SEE was the ROBOCOP explanation, which is FALSE. And MY PROBLEM was that I was assuming that Jesus himSELF was a ROBOCOP! So the SHAM wedding vow (eventually, when I figured it out) SOLVED MY PROBLEM with the “Howe” word EVIDENCE. But to repeat: Assuming that Satan was aware of his own dis-interest (!!!) in “flipping” to marry me, then Satan knew that Jesus was REAL, because Satan could see that I was REAL; and I’ve already explained why Satan couldn’t “know what he didn’t know” about there being an ALTERNATIVE EXPLANATION for not being able to see Mr. Ex MBA’s GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER, so therefore I would conclude that Satan’s MOTIVATION for the SHAM wedding vow was BANAL CRUELTY. Ho hum. Bo-RING a ding ding.   

From Jesus’s POV, I was simply being GIVEN THE SAME INFORMATION THAT SATAN KNEW, via THE “PROPOSAL EXPERIMENT” THAT I THOUGHT-UP, so that I COULD KEEP DIGGING UNTIL I FIGURED-OUT THAT I HAD TO ANSWER THE ROBOCOP QUESTION ABOUT MR. EX MBA IN A WAY THAT ALSO EXPLAINED THE PRENATAL VITAMINS IN THE RAINBOW HILL HOUSE GARAGE *AND* HOW THE PLOT OF THE BOOK OF JOB GOT GOING IN MY LIFE. 

I wasn’t yet aware that there were CONTRADICTIONS lurking in those questions that I needed to answer, and  Satan was not aware either. So WE WERE BOTH STUCK (although I was more stuck than Satan, as usual) AND WE BOTH NEEDED THE SHAM TO GET UNSTUCK, and the SHAM was simply a matter of JUSTICE being done. 

So maybe Satan was PARTICIPATING, but maybe he wasn’t; maybe his GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER was HACKED by Jesus and then his MOTOR-FUNCTION MODULE was UNLOCKED and Jesus “CLONED Satan” the same way that Satan CLONES Free Will to do Karma. That would have been Jesus delivering Karma to Satan, and thereby BLOWING THE EMINEM “COVER” (eventually, but it was “inevitable discovery”), and I DID KNOW that the “Eminem connection” needed to be “OFFICIALLY” CONFIRMED OR DENIED, so that it couldn’t block my sight of REALITY. 

Think about it: Any liar can claim to be Satan; it might be a stupid thing to do, but LIARS LIE, so that’s why I needed to get Satan “on the record” PICKING A LIE (or the Truth, whichever) VIA THE MARRIAGE PROPOSAL MIRACLE (which ordinary liars can’t do) SO I COULD STICK IT TO HIM one way or the other.

And the tender care on my end was sincere…until I discovered that Satan picked a lie; LOVE is conditional on the beloved having a True mind.

QUESTION: But Satan did not get UNSTUCK, did he? because even after the “Howe” EVIDENCE gave ME the information I needed to know that JESUS EXISTS AS A *SELF* WITH A PERSONAL LIFE, there was still no explanation about why Satan could not see Mr. Ex MBA’s GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER in the “Pi phone book.”  

ANSWER: Right, it would seem that Satan did not get UNSTUCK back in October, 2024, when the SHAM was over, and I DIDN’T KNOW THAT HE WAS EVEN STUCK, and neither did he. 

Satan: [*in my imagination*] This is Frank my imaginary friend the giant bunny rabbit speaking, who is telling me that it’s TOTALLY WITHIN THE BOUNDS OF JUSTICE for Jesus—supposedly Frank’s True husband—to PIMP FRANK OUT TO SATAN in a SHAM surprise online wedding that was Frank’s idea (and also, to PIMP OUT FRANK IN-THE-FLESH TO INNUMERABLE DUDES IN KARMA before she met Mr. Ex MBA), but yet it’s OUTSIDE THE BOUNDS OF JUSTICE for Jesus to PERMANENTLY END FRANK’S DECADES-LONG SEX AND THE CITY RE-ENACTMENT by sending the ROBOCOP Mr. Ex MBA to marry her?  

Frank: [*the real me*] Yes.

Satan: [*in my imagination, speaking to Frank the giant bunny rabbit*, quoting Walter Sobchak from the bowling alley in “The Big Lebowski”] OVER THE LINE! MARK IT ZERO!      

Frank: [*the giant bunny rabbit*, quoting Big Bob from the bowling alley in “Pleasantville” ] Well we’re safe for now, thank goodness we’re in a bowling alley. 

Frank: [*the real me*] This is such an important dead horse that I must continue to beat it.

If I had to GUESS, I would say that Satan is probably CONTINUING TO OBJECT to my analysis—specifically, to my CONCLUSION that Mr. Ex MBA has Free Will, and he MIGHT even still be OBJECTING to my CONCLUSION that I am the immortal Good part of God and Prince is Jesus—on the ground of my inability to SEE sh*t, which Satan would (I would guess) argue means that I AM IMAGINING THINGS and there are ALTERNATIVE EXPLANATIONS for my CONCLUSIONS; and while it’s TRUE that I must imagine, aka DEDUCE, what I cannot see, that doesn’t mean I’m wrong, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO TWO ISSUES: (1) the NECESSARY DISTINCTION BETWEEN IMMORTAL AND MORTAL (in particular, the Legally Necessary “rule” of Jesus not resurrecting MORTAL people or ROBOCOPS); and (2) MY OWN SEXUAL INTEGRITY. 

Regarding SEXUAL INTEGRITY, what I’m saying is that ADMITTEDLY, IT’S DIFFICULT FOR ME to see “the line” between what is SEXUALLY FAIR to me and what is SEXUALLY UNFAIR to me for Jesus to write in a “script,” BUT IT’S IMPOSSIBLE FOR SATAN TO SEE “THE LINE” OF *MY SEXUAL INTEGRITY*, because Satan willfully disrespects that line. 

So therefore I AM THE JUDGE OF “THE LINE,” NOT SATAN. 

Nevertheless, I am going to EXPLAIN THREE THINGS that I have LEARNED about “THE LINE”: #1, it is part of my JOB to DO JUSTICE; and #2, the only way I have to do MY JOB is by “being a victim of Injustice”; and #3, I needed to have certain negative sexual experiences to get knowledge of Evil (having that knowledge is Legally Necessary.)

Those three reasons put together are WHY it was sexually FAIR to me for Jesus to “script” certain “rape scenes,” let’s call them, because that’s what they were, BUT ONLY IF THERE WAS *A RAPIST’S WILL* (e.g., a Free-Willed person or Satan’s will operating himself or a ROBOCOP) TO BRING THE SCRIPTED SCENES TO LIFE. Jesus’s Will alone (Jesus operating a ROBOCOP) could not bring the scripted scenes to life, because the “Howe” word EVIDENCE proves that Jesus is my husband. 

AND IN FACT, the miraculous “Howe” finger word PHYSICAL EVIDENCE is CORROBORATION OF MY LOGICAL PROOF OF SATAN’S EXISTENCE! 

Think about it: Jesus couldn’t bring the “Howe” finger word scene to life BY HIMSELF without violating my sexual integrity; it was NECESSARY for there to be AN EVIL WILL involved, too, and ain’t no way that a Free Willed person was A PARTY TO A MIRACLE, ergo, SATAN’S WILL WAS INVOLVED IN BRINGING THE “HOWE” FINGER WORD SCENE TO LIFE.   

And NOTE that this logic also applies to immortal individuals with Free Will who would CHOOSE to be Just like Jesus; in that case, Jesus could not bring scripted “rape scenes” to life with a Jesus-operated ROBOCOP, because that would be like JESUS RAPING HIS OWN CHILDREN, and that’s never going to happen; if anyone is WILLING TO RAPE THEIR OWN CHILDREN, then it’s either a Free-Willed person or Satan’s will operating himself or a ROBOCOP.

🫆🫆🫆END OF THE “HOWE” FINGER WORD DISCUSSION🫆🫆🫆

🎅🎅🎅BEGIN “THE TEMPTATION OF SATAN” DISCUSSION🎅🎅🎅

I actually PUT THAT CONCLUSION TO THE TEST IRL at the end of August, 2014, when I was living at the boarding house, but I couldn’t see THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THE TEST-RESULTS until after I found-out (c. October, 2024) about Satan making the SHAM “Howe” finger word wedding vow in Eminem’s name on August 23, 2023. 

NSFW Spoiler Alert: The 2014 test-results foreshadowed how Satan would interpret my 2023 request for him to GIVE ME A FINGER word.

IN THE 2014 “TEMPTATION OF SATAN” TEST, both Satan and Jesus participated in A SEXUAL EXPERIMENT WITH ME—the terms of which I set (in other words, I WROTE THE SCRIPT OF THE SEXUAL EXPERIMENT)—which ended with ME BEING RAPED BY A PART-TIME UNOFFICIAL WALMART SANTA who lived in the basement at the boarding house, who was in fact A SATAN-CONTROLLED ROBOCOP.

QUESTION: How in Bloody Hell could I WRITE THAT SCRIPT waaaay before the 2017 premiere of the show “Happy!” on the SyFy channel? 

ANSWER: “That’s a great question, I’d love to tell you,” to quote one of my favorite story-tellers, Elyse Myers. 

You don’t have to read my preface to the story here—you can skip to the story itself, which I tell in a series of photos, below—but I’m going to write a preface anyway, just to prepare you for the size and scope of the RABBIT HOLE in which I was stuck in 2014 when these events were happening. 

Also, I need to mention up-front that I FINALLY FIGURED-OUT that Jesus (Prince) would NEVER LAUGH at this story if it were up to him. And I am NOT intending to DISRESPECT HIM—or laugh at him—by laughing at myself. But I’ll never get out of a single rabbit hole without laughing at myself, and I would not be offended if Jesus (or anyone else) laughed at me too; so I am going to need Jesus (and everyone else) to PLEASE TELL ME when to laugh at them and when to display bereavement decorum during their telling of their own life’s story, because deep-down I know that rape is not a funny subject, and I am *capable* of respecting that boundary to honor others, even if I can’t honor myself.

On with the preface….

The main thing I was thinking is that Prince (who is really Jesus) was Satan. OK that was my main misconception.

Then also, I was trying to explain how I got my own WILL, which was not SINFUL (I could see that much AFTER I figured-out—in jail in early 2011—that EVIL existed), but then I had to explain how I could be a person yet not be SINFUL?  

MY THEORY at that time (which I didn’t know enough to DOUBT yet) was that I didn’t actually have “my own WILL,” but rather, MY BODY WAS TIME-SHARING “GOD’S WILL.” 

And that—my time-sharing God’s will and God needing to achieve “WILL SEPARATION” from me—was also my theory about WHY GOD PUT ME IN SATAN’S HAND, to wit: So that God could use God’s will to become “guilty enough” so that God’s own use of God’s will didn’t cause me to die; I figured that at some juncture, things between God and I would be so F’ed up that God could use God’s will to be FAIR to me and I wouldn’t cease to exist as a result.

NOW I SEE THE PROBLEM with that theory: It’s not a ME theory, it’s a MINI-ME theory, and in particular, it’s a “GOD MADE ME STUPID AND PUT THE RESPONSIBILITY ON ME TO FIX THE PROBLEM HE GAVE ME” theory, and that’s A STUPID THEORY.

Gene Roddenberry: We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing, all-powerful God, who creates faulty humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes.

That cannot be right, but in 2014 I couldn’t see the error in my logic yet, and again: In 2014 I was assuming that I was “time-sharing” God’s will—but God made me FAULTY, not infallible like Him—and then God put me in Satan’s hand to achieve “WILL SEPARATION” from me.

My theory about Satan was that SATAN HAD HIS OWN *CREATED* FREE WILL, BUT HIS BODY WAS TIME-SHARING GOD’S *ETERNAL* “THINKER” (GOD’S CONSCIOUSNESS), which was why Satan KNEW EVERYTHING and was POWERFUL. 

But that cannot be right, either, because that’s THE CRUELEST BLAME-SHIFTING SCHEME EVER—it’s worse than any episode of “Black Mirror”!—to give a CREATED Free-Willed individual THE RESPONSIBILITY of having GOD’S ETERNAL KNOWLEDGE AND POWER?!? No. And moreover, that’s like “lending someone your ear,” by which I mean that PERSONAL CONSCIOUSNESS IS NOT “TRANSFERRABLE”—it can’t be LENT or BORROWED—between DIFFERENT LEGAL ENTITIES without DESTROYING THE LAW (LOGIC, JUSTICE) ITSELF. 

So to repeat and to put my 2014 WILDLY FALSE ASSUMPTIONS all together as I have described them so far: According to my understanding in 2014, God had “split his mind” into TWO BODIES, one female body (that was me) with GOD’S WILL BUT WITHOUT KNOWLEDGE, and one male body (that was Satan) WITH FREE WILL AND GOD’S KNOWLEDGE, which wicked-smart-and-powerful combination God was letting Satan USE AGAINST ME so that God could achieve “WILL SEPARATION” from me.

That was the RABBIT HOLE into which I had mentally fallen. And as I already mentioned, in 2014 I was also ERRONEOUSLY IDENTIFYING SATAN AS PRINCE.   

That is RELEVANT to know because in 2014 I WAS TRYING TO DETERMINE whether—after WILL SEPARATION was complete—Satan or God would be MY HUSBAND. 

One thing that I was CORRECTLY/LOGICALLY assuming in 2014 was that my own self-evident sinlessness from birth—my observable-by-me utter DEARTH of knowledge of EVIL—meant that I didn’t belong “outside” of “divine custody,” because I NEED “PROTECTION” FROM WHAT I CANNOT SEE, and in particular, IN A MARRIAGE, I NEED A “BODY GUARD” WHO KNOWS “MY MIND,” otherwise I will never “be all I can be” OR feel Loved for “who I am.” I’m not INDEPENDENT-MINDED, I’m DEPENDENT-MINDED, and so I can’t be in a “marriage of EQUALS.” 

So on the one hand, in 2014 I was wondering if Satan might RECONCILE WITH GOD and MARRY ME? Maybe, I thought, that was going to be the end-result (after “will separation”) of God putting me in Satan’s hand?

But OTOH, in 2014 I was also wondering if God was using the “WILL SEPARATION” process to VIOLATE DOCTRINE HE WROTE (in the name of “Moses”) AT DEUTERONOMY 24:1-4 and thereby MAKE OUR RELATIONSHIP AN “ABOMINATION,” which would be a specific type of “will separation” that would enable God to marry me IF SATAN REJECTED THE “RIGHT OF FIRST REFUSAL” GOD GAVE HIM TO  MARRY ME? 

So THAT’S THE SET-UP FOR THE SEXUAL EXPERIMENT, to wit: I WAS TRYING TO IDENTIFY MY TRUE HUSBAND by HELPING GOD ACHIEVE “WILL SEPARATION” FROM ME—and by giving Satan the “right of first refusal” to marry me, making the assumption that he wanted to accept the right of first refusal—BY CAUSING BOTH RELATIONSHIPS TO BECOME AN “ABOMINATION” UNDER DEUTERONOMY 24:1-4.

There were also some “alternative Satans” that were presumably (according to my theory) necessary to get the Real Satan to the altar with me, and I will speak more about the “alternative Satan” topic in the actual story, below.

Spoiler Alert: I did cause my relationship with Satan to become an ABOMINATION under Deuteronomy 24:1-4, but I not cause my relationship with Jesus (PRINCE) to become an ABOMINATION.  And the reason why is because WHAT I ENDED-UP PROVING is that Jesus’s Will alone (Jesus operating a ROBOCOP) could NOT have brought THE SCRIPT OF THE SEXUAL EXPERIMENT TO LIFE, and I know that for sure because I SET THE “TERMS AND CONDITIONS” OF THE SEXUAL EXPERIMENT, and THE FOUNDATIONAL “TERM AND CONDITION” WAS THAT SATAN’S WILL WOULD HAVE TO OPERATE THE ROBOCOP WHO DEFILED ME. 

The reason why it was irrelevant that I had falsely identified Prince as Satan is because IN MY MIND, PRINCE WAS DEFILING ME, and IT’S FINE IF HE REALLY WASN’T, because SATAN WAS, and that’s not Prince’s fault, that’s SATAN’S FAULT. And Prince didn’t cause me to be “unfaithful” to him in a way that I didn’t INTEND to be according to the script of the sexual experiment I wrote; in fact, I was 100 “faithful” to Prince according to the script of the sexual experiment I wrote. 

In other words, the script of the sexual experiment I wrote was FAITHFUL LIKE MAHATMA GANDHI’S “EXPERIMENTS IN PURITY” (or if you prefer a feminine example, see the movie “Eat Pray Love” starring Julia Roberts), WHICH IS TO SAY NOT AT ALL FAITHFUL, NOT.EVEN.IN.THE.BALLPARK. OF RIGHTEOUSNESS, but my INTENT was FAITHFUL—and my MIND remained 100 faithful—and that kind-of sort-of counts I suppose, since Prince could READ MY MIND, so HE KNOWS THAT MY MIND DID NOT LEAVE HIM.

How did Satan get mixed-up in all of this if SATAN CANNOT READ MINDS? is the question that brings us to SATAN’S PART OF THE SEXUAL EXPERIMENT. 

ANSWER: Even if Satan can’t “read minds”—which he MOST CERTAINLY CANNOT, because if he could then he would be Jesus, and we’ve already been over this! we know that there’s no such thing as “SHARED CONSCIOUSNESS”!—SATAN CAN READ DEUTERONOMY 24:1-4 and SATAN CAN NOTICE THOUGHTS THAT ARE PUBLISHED in writing and “over the air” and by any other publication means, public or private, and it’s not going to come as any surprise to any reader now that if I am awake, then I AM PUBLISHING MY THOUGHTS (I never stop talking; I am not the “strong silent” type, I am the type with PTSD doing “talk therapy” and “sexual experiments” to “take back my power” at the same time as I figure-out who in Hell I actually am.) 

Me: [quoting Elyse Myers to end my “experiment in purity” story] Thank you.

🎅🎅🎅END OF “THE TEMPTATION OF SATAN” DISCUSSION 🎅🎅🎅

😭😭😭BEGIN DISCUSSION ABOUT THE AUTHORSHIP OF THE BOOK OF JOB AND ABOUT HOW MR. EX MBA TRICKED SATAN INTO FALLING INTO SIN BY COMMITTING MURDER 1 *AND* VICTIMIZED SATAN FINANCIALLY WITHOUT END ft. my idea for a new APP called the “HEY BABY YEAH BABY HASTA LA VISTA BABY! Tear Jerker Reality Show APP” STARRING MR. EX MBA AND SATAN😭😭😭

I am 100 certain that Mr. Ex MBA COULD NOT BE A ROBOCOP *unless* he was 100 operated by Satan (this was a marriage, don’t forget, so Satan popping in and out from scene-to-scene would have been LEGALLY IMPOSSIBLE), but THE EXISTENCE OF THE PRENATAL VITAMINS IN THE RAINBOW HILL GARAGE *RULED-OUT THE POSSIBILITY* OF SATAN 100 OPERATING MR. EX MBA, because Satan, being Evil (which is SOMETHING, not NOTHING), could not mentally hatch the Prenatal Vitamin Business Plan, which “DEFIES CREDULTY,” i.e., it is NOTHING to even speak of.

And without Satan controlling the Drug Lord, there would have been ZERO PRENATAL VITAMINS IN THE RAINBOW HILL GARAGE.

I don’t care how “bad at business math” you are, YOU KNOW for sure that Mr. Ex MBA and a few dollars in my IRA are NOT CONTROLLING THE DRUG TRADE IN MEXICO from an UNDERWATER GARAGE in New Jersey, USA.

It’s impossible to overstate the discordance between: 

(1) THE REALITY OF THE PRENATAL VITAMINS IN THE GARAGE; 

and

(2) THE UNREAL BUSINESS PLAN THAT *SUPPOSEDLY* GOT THE VITAMINS INTO THE GARAGE (15.5 years laaaaater….look at all of that…*NOTHING*; that is not A BUSINESS, it’s A LITERAL AF FRONT to TRUTH AND JUSTICE AND SCIENCE AND *LIFE*; it’s an AFFRONT TO THE SOURCE OF REAL, TRUE, MIRACULOUS *LIFE*!) 

Frank: [*the giant bunny rabbit*] So does this mean that we have answered the question about whether or not Satan can become a VICTIM and SUFFER INJUSTICE and become ENTITLED TO VENGEANCE?

Frank: [*the real me*] YES, but only FINANCIALLY, by which I mean that SATAN CAN BECOME A VICTIM OF MR. EX MBA AND MAKE A CLAIM that Mr. Ex MBA should INDEMNIFY Satan for financial damages, but Satan can’t AVOID LIABILITY for violating Job 2:6 by claiming that Mr. Ex MBA tricked Satan into FALLING INTO SIN, even though Mr. Ex MBA did technically trick Satan into falling into sin! The issue is that SATAN WAS TRYING TO FALL INTO SIN by murdering Job at the time, so therefore Satan remains liable under the Blackletter US “murder-felony rule”—which works the same way as the “felony-murder rule”—and RECALL that the “felony-murder” rule says that says that when someone is trying to commit a dangerous specific-intent felony, but they accidentally end-up committing a murder, then they are nevertheless guilty of PREMEDITATED (first-degree) MURDER, because THEY ASSUMED THE RISK OF THE FELONY GOING SOUTH. So therefore because Satan was TRYING to commit a PREMEDITATED MURDER by violating Job 2:6 and he ACCIDENTALLY ended-up being tricked into falling into bed with Mr. Ex MBA and becoming entangled in Mr. Ex MBA’s web of lies, then THE LAW SAYS, “DGAF” to Satan and Mr. Ex MBA; and more specifically, THE LAW says: “Y’all are both INDEFENSIBLY WHOREIBLE and can GO SOMEWHERE ELSE AND READ YOUR OWN PEDO FILES TOGETHER in bed to figure-out WHO IS GOING TO SHOW ZOMBIE JESUS AND ZOMBIE JOB(S) THE MONEY the next day and the day after that to infinity and beyond.” And Jesus isn’t at fault, because Mr. Ex MBA HAD TO OVERTHROW JESUS *BEFORE* tricking Satan, and the murder-felony rule prevents Satan from avoiding liability for falling into sin, so Jesus had no DUTY to warn Satan if Jesus had a Legal Necessity to be overthrown, and Jesus did have that Necessity because Jesus was CREATING PEOPLE WITH FREE WILL.

And we reach that conclusion in four easy steps:

Step 1, recall that Satan has a LEGAL NECESSITY to assume that someone he attempts to murder UNSUCCESSFULLY is not a ROBOCOP or a MORTAL person, and only IMMORTAL individuals can be resurrected; this “rule” is what would make the BET in The Book of Job FAIR, aka POSSIBLE, and we must assume that the BET in The Book of Job is FAIR, otherwise it couldn’t have been WRITTEN BY JESUS.

We can prove that The Book of Job was written by Jesus, because the alternative to that conclusion is saying the following (a) through (e): 

(a) the manly author of The Book of Job started off TRYING to write a story about an adjudged-by-God to be “BLAMELESS AND UPRIGHT” character named Job, 

but WHOOPSIE DAISY!

(b) the author FORGOT that Job was adjudged by God to be “BLAMELESS AND UPRIGHT” and the author OSTENSIBLY (according to “scholars”) went off in a different direction, writing about a character named Job who was VERY CONFUSED AND VERY MISTAKEN about the MERIT of HIS OWN CONVICTIONS, and therefore NEEDED TO RECEIVE A COMEUPPANCE FOR HIS ARROGANT BLAMEFUL WRONGNESS, 

but then lo and behold, 

(c) the author END-UP REMEMBERING (WHEW!) that the story started-out with God adjudging Job to be CORRECT about God and so the author ALMOST ENDED THE STORY with God adjudging Job to be CORRECT about God (AWWW!),

but WHOOPSIE DAISY! 

(d) the author FORGOT AGAIN about God adjudging Job to be CORRECT and HANDED JOB BACK OVER TO THE SURVIVING MEMBERS OF THE CABAL OF WICKED PEEPS, who gave Job lots of BLING BLING, and EVEN WORSE, Job’s “Curse God, and die!” wife—or a facsimile thereof—gave Job lots of SEXY TIME AND ALL THE REPLACEMENT CHILDREN before Job kicked the bucket OLD AND FULL OF DAZE,

and

(e) in that process, the author ACCIDENTALLY PROVED that THE SOLE LEGAL “EXCUSE OR JUSTIFICATION” GOD WOULD HAVE FOR SUBMITTING THE “BLAMELESS AND UPRIGHT” JOB TO (D)EVIL is if Job was REALLY IMMORTAL AND DIDN’T KNOW IT, and therefore the character of Job had to be either (i) the Good part of God or (ii) a Free-Willed person who had experienced their final re-birth and was left with some PAST Karma to pay off (AND THE PAST KARMA IS FROM SO.LONG.AGO. IN THE *SOUL’S* EVOLUTIONARY JOURNEY THAT THE PERSON ON EARTH TODAY BEARS NO RESEMBLANCE TO SOMEONE WHO “DESERVES” THAT TREATMENT! THE PERSON IS *INNOCENT*, BUT THE TREATMENT THEY ARE GETTING, ALONG WITH BEING “CAUGHT” IN HELL WITH *GUILTY* PEOPLE GETTING THE SAME TREATMENT, MAKES THE PERSON *FEEL GUILTY*.) 

Here NOTE AGAIN that Satan is betting “SKIN FOR SKIN”—Satan is getting eye-for-eye if Job is immortal—on the facts of the story, and that has nothing to do with Job having past Karma to pay off! 

To repeat: The story is about a character who is NOT “IN” KARMA ANYMORE (the character is “BLAMELESS AND UPRIGHT”; do you know any “BLAMELESS AND UPRIGHT” PEOPLE WHO ARE GUILTY AS *HELL*? No!!)

But the problem God has to solve is that God can’t submit a “BLAMELESS AND UPRIGHT” INDIVIDUAL TO (D)EVIL *unless* they are either (i) the Good part of God OR (ii) a Free-Willed person who can’t fully pay-off PAST Karma any other other way.

OK but THE POINT IS that THE AUTHOR DOESN’T SAY THAT EXPRESSLY; it’s left up to THE READER to UNDERSTAND.

And that’s fine, BUT IF THE READER CONCLUDES that THE AUTHOR OF THE BOOK OF JOB IS NOT GOD, then the reader is saying that the author ACCIDENTALLY DEFENDED GOD’S HONOR *AND* FOUND THE GOOD PART OF GOD *AND* FOUND THE PATH TO IMMORTALITY FOR PEOPLE WITH FREE WILL, all while TRYING (but REPEATEDLY FORGETTING) to write A COMEUPPANCE STORY about a very confused and mistaken MORTAL character—a person IN KARMA—named Job.

Step 2, RECALL that Mr. Ex MBA has Free Will, as proven above.

Step 3, NOTICE—IN RETROSPECT—that it would have been IMPOSSIBLE for Mr. Ex MBA to stick Satan with a GAMBLING DEBT ON MY LIFE of $300+ Million (as of 5/16/2025) at 29.99% APR compound interest, payable to Jesus, UNLESS SATAN COULD NOT SEE MR. EX MBA’S GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER in “the Pi phone book,” and had to assume that Mr. Ex MBA was a ROBOCOP of Jesus who was DOING JESUS’S BUSINESS per The Book of Job, NOT DOING EVIL; a ROBOCOP doing Evil business would surely SHOW UP as a Governor Module Number that Satan could SEE! 

Step 4, Ergo, Mr. Ex MBA VICTIMIZED Satan by CREDIBLY POSING AS JESUS, so IT STANDS TO REASON that unless and until Mr. Ex MBA reconciled with Jesus, Satan would be INDEMNIFIED by Mr. Ex MBA for whatever FINANCIAL DAMAGES Satan owed JESUS (or me) for the violation of Job 2:6. Think about the FINANCIAL DAMAGES some more: BUT FOR Mr. Ex MBA victimizing Satan with the murder-for-life-insurance-policy-payout plan, Jesus could not have PUT A PRICE ON MY HEAD—how do you put a monetary value on life? it’s impossible, because MONEY is not EQUAL to life! but Mr. Ex MBA put a price on my head and tried to convert my life into money to pay a Drug Lord, so that ENABLES Jesus to collect damages from Satan that MR. EX MBA AND SATAN TOGETHER set—and again, without Mr. Ex MBA setting the price on my head, there would have been NO FINANCIAL PENALTY for Satan to pay upon losing THE BET, only “skin” penalty, so therefore for Satan was FINANCIALLY DAMAGED by Mr. Ex MBA.

But IT ALSO STANDS TO REASON that Mr. Ex MBA CANNOT RECONCILE WITH JESUS because Mr. Ex MBA EFFECTIVELY STOLE JESUS’S IDENTITY TO PERPETRATE THE SHAM AGAINST SATAN, and thereby *REPLACED REALITY* WITH “MR. EX MBA,” so we must wonder how that could be “undone” *AND* HAVE “MR. EX MBA” LEFT-OVER *IN REALITY*? We NOTICE that “Reality” and “Mr. Ex MBA” became MUTUALLY-EXCLUSIVE THINGS by the DECREE of Mr. Ex MBA. In other words, Mr. Ex MBA COULD BE IMMORTAL (not Just like Jesus, but Immortal Injustice like Satan.) That sounds like a Judgment, but it’s not, it’s an OBSERVATION that if a Free-Willed person gets to earth and is SO UNJUST THAT THEY OVERCOME IMMORTAL (ETERNAL!) INJUSTICE (SATAN) WITH A GREATER INJUSTICE, then they have become A WITNESS AGAINST THEMSELVES that their CHOICE in the beginning was NOT IN KARMA, and the only way to be UNJUST *and* OUTSIDE OF KARMA is to be IMMORTAL WITH SATAN. 

Mr. Ex MBA: [*in my imagination*, reading a fortune cookie] “Success requires effort.” 

Frank: [*the real me*, recollecting] Mr. Ex MBA would always add “in bed” to whatever his fortune cookie said. 

Satan: [*in my imagination*, speaking to Frank the giant bunny rabbit] Are you implying that marriage would be the effect of a prenatal vitamin salesman’s success at tricking the seducer Al-Shaitan into falling into bed after applying tremendous effort to not know enough about the right and wrong business to go to Hell (Karma)?

Frank: [*the giant bunny rabbit*] No, I’m not implying anything, that’s not my style. I’m just doing two things: (1) I’m saying that Satan has “made his bed” with Mr. Ex MBA and AGAINST JESUS AND ME, ergo, now it’s impossible for Satan to be LOYAL to ANYONE ON EARTH EXCEPT FOR Mr. Ex MBA, because any MORTAL person who DENIES “MY CASE” (which I must make since it’s the only way for anyone else to get out of Hell!) is DENYING THE EXISTENCE OF THEIR OWN CHOSEN MASTER, Satan, and thus forcing Satan to CALL THEM A TRAITOR and MARK THEM EX’ed (i.e., “with Mr. Ex MBA and against Jesus and me AND SATAN”); and (2) I’m wondering WHAT WOULD SATAN AND MR. EX MBA *TALK ABOUT* IN BED TOGETHER FOREVER? Frank? 

Frank: [*the real me*] Jesus? Other Jobs? IDK, but everyone else will be dead or dying so try to think creatively in light of the circumstances.

Frank: [*the giant bunny rabbit*] OK, what I see is that the situation raises the possibility of Satan jerking tears from his own eyes and from the eyes of immortal individuals Just like Jesus by “crying wolf” and causing people to have Unjust Sympathy for the Devil WHO MURDERED THEM BECAUSE THEY WERE EMBODIMENTS OF LOVE, and that seems like the exact sort of “crime against the innocent” that Satan covets, and he also needs a way to suffer Injustice, and that’s work Satan could not get without “owning” the role of being Mr. Ex MBA’s victim.

Also, you know that Mr. Ex MBA is going to break down and wail like a woman whose children were kidnapped by Mr. Ex MBA—OR a woman whose children were damaged in the womb by prenatal vitamins that Mr. Ex MBA made in collaboration with a Drug Lord managed by Satan—when Mr. Ex MBA discovers what “15 FOREVER BABY!” actually means; it means he’s going to SINCERELY WANT HIS VICTIMS TO COME BACK and PLAY WITH HIM. But THAT IS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN, so then he’s going to GLOM ONTO SATAN LIKE AN ORPHANED CHILD. But Satan is NEVER going to agree to be Mr. Ex MBA’s TEDDY BEAR.  But Mr. Ex MBA will NEVER TAKE “NO” FOR AN ANSWER, because he does not know that NO means NO; he takes “NO” as a challenge to get to “YES.” And of course the only word Satan knows is NO, so then that’s the “success requires effort”…in bed (oh what a beautiful morning, oh what a beautiful day!) stuff that FORTUNE COOKIES are made of. Plus don’t forget that Satan is going to f*ck with Mr. Ex MBA like “Crank Yankers” on crack and Jesus is going to f*ck with Satan like “Crank Yankers” on crack AND meth. Mr. Ex MBA and Satan will be both be bawling not bowling is what I predict.

The victims, therefore, are going to need to MANAGE THE TEMPTATION of GAFing THAT SAD AF LUDICROUS SHITE by REMEMBERING that the only thing that makes those two unhappy is when NOBODY GAF about their suffering, which is REAL.

So maybe Jesus could relieve their suffering and facilitate temptation management at the same time by making a Reality Show APP out of their suffering, and call it the “HEY BABY YEAH BABY HASTA LA VISTA BABY! Tear Jerker Reality Show APP,” guaranteed to make everybody’s baby cry for at least one full night. 

Their APP would come complete with a “Sweet Emotion” scoreboard, with each voyeur self-rating every low-blow on a scale of 1 to 100 based-on how hard the tear-jerking hit, like being a judge in the Sadistic Olympics, holding-up a personalized digital placard with a NUMBER between 1 and 100 on it; picture this: my personalized digital placard is dripping tears into a bucket dangling by a rope over a deep well, and Buffalo Bill and his dog Precious from “The Silence of the Lambs” movie are looking down into the well at the bucket.

This “TEMPTATION SCORECARD” feature would give Satan valuable feedback on how to improve his performance, and also give Mr. Ex MBA the opportunity to provide Satan with encouragement, like:

Mr. Ex MBA: [*in my imagination*, remembering what the fortune cookie said: “Success requires effort”…in bed] ONE TEAR, TWO TEARS, MAKE IT HAPPEN! Put the tears in the motherf*cking bucket! YEAH BABY! But remember my motto for small-stuff: “You get what you get and you don’t get upset and don’t sweat the small stuff! 15 FOREVER!” BE HAPPY BABY, YOU’LL GET TO JESUS SOMEDAY!

Frank: [*the real me*] I could not have said it better.

Frank: [*the giant bunny rabbit*] Yes, you could have said it better, such as the way that JESUS ALREADY SAID IT IN THE BIBLE.

😭😭😭END OF DISCUSSION ABOUT THE AUTHORSHIP OF THE BOOK OF JOB AND ABOUT HOW MR. EX MBA TRICKED SATAN INTO FALLING INTO SIN BY COMMITTING MURDER 1 *AND* VICTIMIZED SATAN FINANCIALLY WITHOUT END ft. my idea for a new APP called the “HEY BABY YEAH BABY HASTA LA VISTA BABY! Tear Jerker Reality Show APP” STARRING MR. EX MBA AND SATAN😭😭😭

🔥🔥🔥BEGIN DISCUSSION OF THE SEALS, THE BEAST OF THE SEA, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE FALSE PROPHET, THE DRAGON, THE MARK OF THE BEAST, NEW JERUSALEM, AND THE WATER OF LIFE WITHOUT PRICE REVELATION PROPHECY FULFILLMENT🔥🔥🔥

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdFHwU1EH2Y

Frank: [*the real me* 2/17/2026] Haha that’s awesome! I did not see that coming! 

{3/11/2026: To clarify, what I did not see coming is the fact that I *independently* went-ahead and put Satan (“the dragon”) and Mr. Ex MBA (“the beast of the sea,” also known as THE ANTI-CHRIST) into a pit together to be tormented forever without even thinking about The Book of Revelation!

Below, I will discuss why I say that Mr. Ex MBA fits the description of the beast of the sea, aka THE ANTI-CHRIST, but here I would simply NOTE that because the beast of the sea is prophesied to spend forever with the immortal Unjust Dragon, we should assume that the beast of the sea is also an embodiment of immortal Injustice, because otherwise we would be  making it impossible for the Dragon and the beast of the sea to fulfill their destiny together forever. 

And don’t forget that we already hypothesized the reason why Mr. Ex MBA would be immortal Injustice, to wit: Because if there’s no way for Mr. Ex MBA to operate within Karma, then that doesn’t mean that “skin for skin” consequences don’t exist, but rather, it means that THERE IS NO END TO “SKIN FOR SKIN” CONSEQUENCES; in other words, IF THERE IS NO WAY TO OPERATE IN KARMA, then there is NO WAY TO END KARMA!

And also don’t forget that we were already “in” The Book of Revelation after sighting Ezekiel’s Wheel, which led us directly to the four living creatures of Revelation that unleash the four horsemen of the Apocalypse.}

Frank: [*the real me*] So I’ll just leave that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdFHwU1EH2Y there—that is, Pastor Sam DeVille’s entertaining AND VERY REASONABLE re-cap regarding “The Unholy Trinity” of Biblical characters. 

There are only two points that Pastor DeVille makes from Scripture that I could argue with: 

(1) the pastor concludes that the False Prophet, aka “The Beast out of the Earth” at Revelation 13:11-18, is not a specific person, but rather, something along the lines of “previously hidden FALSE Christian power structures and their allies” (I would disagree, however, and say that because the False Prophet is destined to spend forever with the immortal Dragon, we should assume that the False Prophet is also an immortal Unjust individual on earth, because otherwise we are making it impossible for the Dragon and the False Prophet to fulfill their destiny together forever, and that conclusion CONTRADICTS what Revelation says is the shared forever-destiny of the Dragon and the False Prophet, and RECALL that we’ve already hypothesized that the beast of the sea—Mr. Ex MBA’s character—is an immortal Unjust individual on earth); 

and 

(2) the pastor concludes that Jesus was a historical figure as opposed to a prophecy (Jesus was discussed above.) 

Otherwise, I was interjecting “AMENS!” as I listened on 2/17/2026 from home in my kitchen.

BUT NOTE that there is one important question that Pastor DeVille did not ask or answer, to wit: How would it be possible IRL for SATAN TO EMPOWER THE BEAST OF THE SEA (THE ANTI-CHRIST) WITHOUT GOD’S PERMISSION? That’s important to understand, because if God gave Satan PERMISSION to EMPOWER THE BEAST, then Satan wouldn’t have “skin” in that plot! In that case, the plot would merely be KARMA FOR THE BEAST and THE FOLLOWERS OF THE BEAST. But if we are to believe Revelation, Satan experiences negative consequences from EMPOWERING THE BEAST. So to repeat: Christians need to explain why. 

And simply saying, “Satan has Free Will” DOES NOT FILL THE PLOT HOLE, because whether or not Satan has Free Will is IRRELEVANT TO THE EMPOWERMENT OF THE BEAST issue! 

We have shown that Satan is Eternal, which means that Satan must be OUTSIDE OF KARMA, and therefore would NORMALLY NEED GOD’S PERMISSION TO EMPOWER THE BEAST to do Evil unto people in Karma.

Ergo, we see that to fill the PLOT HOLE in Revelation—-to explain why Satan experiences negative consequences from EMPOWERING THE BEAST—-Christians need to posit a situation in which SATAN THOUGHT HE HAD GOD’S PERMISSION TO EMPOWER THE BEAST, BUT HE REALLY DIDN’T.

*The Beast out of the Sea (THE ANTI-CHRIST), Revelation 13:1-8*

“The dragon stood on the shore of the sea. And I saw a beast coming out of the sea. It had ten horns and seven heads, with ten crowns on its horns, and on each head a blasphemous name. The beast I saw resembled a leopard, but had feet like those of a bear and a mouth like that of a lion. The dragon gave the beast his power and his throne and great authority. One of the heads of the beast seemed to have had a fatal wound, but the fatal wound had been healed. The whole world was filled with wonder and followed the beast….The beast was given a mouth to utter proud words….It was given power to wage war against God’s holy people and to conquer them. And it was given authority over every tribe, people, language and nation. All inhabitants of the earth will worship the beast—all whose names have not been written in the Lamb’s book of life, the Lamb who was slain from the creation of the world. Whoever has ears, let them hear….” 

Frank: [*the real me* 3/12/2026] NOW we can easily identify Mr. Ex MBA as The Beast out of the Sea (aka “the Beast of the Sea” aka “the first beast,” aka THE ANTI-CHRIST) from the description in Revelation when we RECALL THE LITERAL AF FRONT Mr. Ex MBA set-up with Satan’s approval by DECEIVING SATAN into believing that Mr. Ex MBA was a ROBOCOP of Jesus.  

The established FRONT comprises THE MULTIPLE “PREMATRIA” WEBSITES for selling the prenatal vitamins manufactured by the Drug Lord/Satan per the deal Mr. Ex MBA made with the Drug Lord/Satan to murder me (the Good part of God) for the $2M USD life insurance payout to purchase the prenatal vitamins.

ALL OF MR. EX MBA’S SATAN-SPONSORED “PREMATRIA” WEBSITES USE IMAGES OF CHILDREN TO ENABLE MR. EX MBA TO SELL *PER SE DANGEROUS* PRODUCTS MADE WITH *BLOOD-OF-GOD MONEY* BY THE DRUG LORD/SATAN, which makes Mr. EX MBA’S WEBSITES AN AFFRONT TO TRUTH AND JUSTICE AND SCIENCE and the sole source of REAL, TRUE, MIRACULOUS *LIFE*, Jesus, who was murdered by Satan and Free-Willed accomplices in Minnesota, USA on 4/21/2016, and the resurrection was covered-up by a false death certificate and other false legal records.  

If those images do not terrify you, then you do not yet understand the plot that caused those images to be erected.

NEXT—having arrived in The Book of Revelation INDEPENDENTLY, *including* our sighting of Ezekiel’s Wheel—we can DELVE FURTHER into The Book of Revelation.

Pastor Sam DeVille: [*explaining the beast of the sea*] “Coming out of the sea” could mean the sea of turmoil, ‘cuz it’s going to be TURBULENT at this period of time. I mean, the seals are being opened up, there’s famine, there’s death, there’s wars, there’s rumors of wars, there’s martyrdom, and the sea is tumultuous…and it could be the sea of turmoil.  

Frank: [*the real me*] Mr. Ex MBA liked going to ocean beaches and boating and fishing on the ocean; he had big beach house and Grady White goals. 

Regarding what Revelation 13:3 says “seemed to have [been] a fatal wound, but the fatal wound had been healed,” Wendell used to say that Mr. Ex MBA had “a brain defect” that caused him to lack a conscience, but if I’m correct that Mr. Ex MBA is an embodiment of immortal Injustice, then that would not be a fatal defect. 

As for the Beast of the Sea having ten horns and seven heads and on each head a blasphemous name etc., I’m pretty sure that’s a reference to that time I got out of jail and got on Facebook and CALLED MR. EX MBA MANY MEAN “MONSTER” NAMES THAT I MADE-UP MYSELF, and then I ERASED THE MONSTER NAME-CALLING because it detracted from the seriousness of Mr. Ex MBA’s actual criminal actions by giving him an opportunity to express butthurt and cry crocodile tears by blaming the victim for “character assassination” (“slander” and “libel.”) 

A few days later, Mr. Ex MBA’s Mother Mary got on the witness stand and testified against me something to the effect of: “SHE SEVERELY DAMAGED MR. EX MBA BY CALLING HIM MEAN MONSTER NAMES ON FACEBOOK, AND THEN SHE ERASED THE NAME-CALLING, BUT WHAT IF SHE WASN’T ABLE TO DELETE THE NAME-CALLING? WHAT IF SHE HAD PUT THE NAME-CALLING ON THE COURT RECORD OR SOMETHING? THAT WOULD BE A PROBLEM! AND SHE SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE SHE DID IT!” 

So that was definitely strange testimony—Mr. Ex MBA’s Mother Mary going on-the-court-record to confirm that she was on the wrong side of Jesus, in spite of being such a devout Catholic on the surface—but MY POINT IS that THE NAME-CALLING I DID WAS NOT ANY WORSE THAN THE DESCRIPTION OF THE BEAST OF THE SEA THAT JESUS WROTE; I didn’t even go CLOSE to far enough with the name-calling, according to the author (Jesus) of The Book of Revelation! 

I don’t think any of my “in-laws” are going to be found as characters in Revelation because my in-laws are in Mr. Ex MBA’s life story, not mine—the only knowledge I have about in-laws was obtained through contact at events at which I was a “guest” of Mr. Ex MBA— and as it turns out, I am the “angel” who is writing about prophecy fulfillment.

Specifically, I am the mind of “the Bride,” living physically in Winfield, AL, a city that is—as far as I know—the only city in the world that officially belongs to God, by unanimous resolution  of the city’s own governing body.

In terms of prophecy fulfilled in Revelation, this “scene” would be the sight of “the holy city, New Jerusalem,” descending from God out of heaven (in other words, coming out of the thoughts of my mind, which, like all minds, is outside of the universe “in the multi-dimensional entity called God,” aka “in heaven”), described at Revelation 21:2.

I surmise that the reason the holy city is described as being “prepared as a bride adorned for her husband” is because I am here in Winfield preparing-for and awaiting Jesus’s arrival; I moved here in 2017 for personal safety—after reading on Facebook that the city gifted itself to God and pledged to do God’s will—and after living here for 9 years, I think it’s clear that Winfield will be Jesus’s permanent earthly “hometown.”

So this is why—because Revelation is a BIOGRAPHY of sorts—I would expect that the characters I’m going to recognize in Revelation will be associated with me, personally.  

Frank: [*the giant bunny rabbit*] My own trials and tribulations also had a connection to the sea; in particular, there was some confusion on my part during a PSYCH! EVAL about WHAT THE PSYCHOLOGIST IMAGINED that the MARINE MAMMALS known as SEALS might have to do with the SEALS OF REVELATION, with which I was chiefly concerned?

But there is some backstory about HOW I GOT TO THE PSYCH! EVAL that is necessary for me to tell before I can explain the “SEALS have two meanings” event.

And the PSYCH! EVAL backstory is actually the best place to finish the “Meet the Parents” event that I already began with the introduction of Mr. Ex MBA’s Mother Mary, a registered nurse who “baby talked” her way through adult conflicts and “hated” (and I quote) “wiping ass,” but yet who never failed to sweetly and seemingly sincerely ask: “How are your bowels?” 

This was in stark contrast to the conversation-starters favored by my “Wheel of Fortune”-loving parents, whose empathetic questioning fully stopped at: “How are your vowels?” 

In retrospect, I think that’s why—being raised by villain characters from The Book of Revelation and Pat Sajak and Vanna White on weeknight television—I was initially attracted to Mr. Ex MBA *and* I was very impressed by the breadth of depth of Mr. Ex MBA’s real-live-wire human family ties.   

OK I will tell you, I had two supervisors, who didn’t even live in New Jersey, they lived in Michigan. 

The first supervisor was THE WHORE OF BABYLON, aka my “wolf in sheep’s clothing” CHRISTIAN MOTHER, Sharon (now deceased), daughter of parents Leo and Corinne of Ohio. 

Leo’s occupation was caretaking the local university’s aborted fetus collection, and his hobbies were wood-working, stained-glass (really stunning pieces), moth collecting, and making lead-based toys for children (soldering beautiful cut glass together with lead to form pretty ornaments and fun kaleidoscopes.) 

Corinne was a screen-printer by trade, whose hobbies included digging holes and planting roses in the backyard, collecting mothballs, and making mothball-flavored candy.

Leo and Corinne had a sweet Boston Terrier dog named Maggie.

I have many fond memories of going to grandma and grandpa’s house and playing with Maggie, and jumping in the puddle that would form at the end of their driveway after it rained, and secretly listening to the neighbors talk on the rotary phone, and playing on the railroad tracks in the side yard, and playing with grandpa’s homemade toys, and eating grandma’s homemade candy, and getting sick at dinner, and hearing grandpa’s stories about his mother’s abortion (or attempted abortion, I can’t recall), and watching MTV (because they had cable!), and looking at the velvet portrait of Jesus on the wall of the spare bedroom where I slept, but other than that I can’t say that I knew much about my maternal grandparents. Sharon was intensely jealous of their supposed favor of her “hometown hero” brother, who was a surgeon. What I remember most about my uncle is that time he visited our house before he had a family of his own, and he helped me wash my doll’s hair and change her clothes and told me how much fun that was. 

My grandfather was over 6 feet tall and my grandmother was under 5 feet tall, and my uncle used to joke that our family got the “tall genes” and his family got the “short genes.” Whenever I wondered aloud if my nose was too big or my eyes were too small, Sharon used to say that I had my uncle’s nose and my grandfather’s hooded eyes (but “don’t worry,” Sharon would also say, because she had “the same eyes” as I, minus the misshapen eyeballs that caused me to need glasses like my father, and surgery could fix them someday, although—I would further be reminded—I also had other, more permanent, manly features, such as the big big toes and the thumbs that curved backward instead of staying straight-up, which I also “got from dad.”) In my school, giraffes (I am 5-feet, 8 inches tall) could not be cheerleaders, only petite females who could do the splits, so I was jealous of my uncle’s fam, too, but I wasn’t mad jealous, I just felt inferior. I did not feel pretty. 

Only after I had children and I saw that they had *their own genes*—not anyone else’s! they were entirely unique and lovely physically (AMAZINGLY PERFECT LIKE SCULPTURES, EVERY FEATURE ABSOLUTELY EXQUISITE AND REALLY TRULY BEAUTIFUL ALL PUT TOGETHER), not “like” each other or me or Mr. Ex MBA or anyone else!—I realized that I didn’t have anybody else’s genes, either, I had MY genes, and there’s nothing “wrong” with anybody’s GENES! Everybody’s GENES—all the genes of all the sentient beings—are ONE-OF-A-KIND PRICELESS DESIGNER GENES!

Sharon herself was a retired Treasurer of a wealthy township in suburban Detroit, Michigan, and an ordained Stephen Minister, WHO HAD BEEN HOSTILE TOWARD MR. EX MBA SINCE THE DAY HE RUDELY REFUSED TO DRIVE TO THE SHOPPING MALL OF SHARON’S CHOICE for some reason I can’t recall. BUT YET (as discussed further below), Sharon would end-up going to the grave WEARING A HEART PENDANT DESIGNED BY MY FATHER, WENDELL, TO HOLD THE 2-CARAT DIAMOND FROM MY ENGAGEMENT RING, which was PURCHASED BY MR. EX MBA; I never thought that was WHOREIBLE, but WENDELL DEFINITELY DID. 

Sharon did not have any hobbies of which I am aware.

The second supervisor was a YET-TO-BE IDENTIFIED BIBLICAL CHARACTER, my father, Wendell, son of parents Lloyd and Geraldine of Ohio.

My paternal grandparents were sharecropper farmers with a dairy/slaughterhouse on the side of the barn. 

Geraldine could play the piano—and the organ—by ear; she could play an intricate piece after hearing it once! 

Geraldine had many pets over the years, but every time one got sick, Lloyd would come to the rescue and accidentally kill the animal.

Lloyd’s hobby was memorizing every word of the entire Bible, CHAPTER AND VERSE. He kept his Bible next to the toilet. 

Come to think of it, my paternal grandparents were both incredibly talented in similar ways.

The first (and only) question Lloyd would ask me whenever he would see me is whether or not I had accepted Jesus as my Lord and Savior?

Me: 

Geraldine: Shut up, Lloyd! 

Geraldine: *to me* Don’t listen to him, he can’t even stop lusting after the women in church.

Lloyd: It’s not my fault, it’s their fault. They are wearing wear short skirts, and they know it. 

Lloyd: *to Mr. Ex MBA, at their first meeting* You’re not SLIM.

Geraldine:  

Lloyd: I’m just saying, he’s NOT SLIM. I pictured him to be SLIM, but he’s not. 

Geraldine: 

Lloyd: *to Mr. Ex MBA* Wassup SLIM?

I received my first rabbit’s foot and raccoon-skin hat from my paternal grandparents. I didn’t know they were homemade keepsakes, not toys. I found out when I asked why there were claws in the rabbit’s foot? 

I also received a soft homemade flannel nightgown from my grandmother, which my parents made me wear over my fears. My fears arose because the nightgown was white with a pattern of realistic-looking carpenter ants crawling all over it. My parents would tuck me into bed wearing the ant pajamas, then I would have nightmares about ants all over me, and I would wake up screaming and clutching the ants on my body. This happened over and over and over. I would keep my hands closed and keep screaming “HELP! HELP! HELP!” until my parents came into the room so I COULD PROVE TO THEM THAT THE ANTS ON MY BODY WERE REAL SO THAT THEY COULDN’T ACTUALLY FOLLOW-THROUGH WITH THEIR THREAT TO SEND ME AWAY TO A MENTAL INSTITUTION FOR HAVING HALLUCINATIONS. 

What sort of people???

When I was about five or six, my grandfather took me to the slaughterhouse (they didn’t actually have an “official” cattle slaughterhouse on the property, where money was exchanged for killing.) Whatever I imagined I knew about my family before the slaughterhouse tour, I forgot, and I never understood anything about my family after that.    

Nevertheless, Wendell would load us in the station wagon and drive the two hours to Ohio and we would spend weekends there sometimes, staying overnight at my maternal grandparents’ house and spending a part of one day at my paternal grandparents’ farm. We rode motor scooters and drove tractors and climbed in the hay loft of the barn and sat atop truck-fulls of harvested corn on the husk and marveled at the silos full of grain and grandpa would even lift me up to sit on the back of a cow during milking, then “us kids” would go across the street into the woods to collect buckeyes and play games of chase (which I always hated because I was never the “hunter,” always the “prey.”)

During a visit one afternoon, my grandmother noticed that I was wiggling a loose tooth, and she offered to tie a string around it and pull it out by tying the other end of the string to a door handle then slamming the door shut. I said no. Grandma said OK, but told me that she would tie the string on my tooth anyway, because it would make it easier for me to wiggle the tooth. So I let her tie the string, and then she turned around and tied the other end of the string to the door handle and slammed the door shut. I wasn’t traumatized, I was impressed, and I was very glad to have my tooth out, because I wanted the special coins (half dollars and silver dollars) that I was told the tooth fairy would bring.

As a young man, Wendell himself, a bang-on Dick Cheney impersonator, reportedly developed a disdain for the “Young Farmers” initiatives that threatened to bind him with borrowed dimes—golden handcuffs—to America’s heartland. 

And so at age 18 Wendell took Sharon—his childhood sweetheart since kindergarten—by the hand in marriage and moved to Flint, Michigan (where I was born in 1967) to become an electrical engineer at General Motors (“GM”), retiring from GM after the turn of the millennium with many years of faithful service to his credit. 

Here I should NOTE that while Wendell looked TO ME like a bang-on Dick Cheney impersonator, the only person I specifically recall Wendell COMPARING HIMSELF TO was the former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein. 

What Wendell told me c. 2012 was (and I’m trying to be accurate but I’m having to recall the discussion from memory): God punishes sin, and he (Wendell) didn’t think that sin should be forgiven, and he wasn’t afraid of the hangman’s noose, either; if he was ever hanged, he said, then he would go out UNAFRAID like Saddam Hussein did.

Wendell’s hobbies included operating heavy machinery, passenger vehicles (on-road, off-road, go-carts, boats, all types of vehicles), artillery, HVAC, plumbing, power-tools, engines, motors, computers, construction projects, emergency preparation management, and reading magazines about the foregoing sorts of things.  

Wendell used to say that Mr. Ex MBA had “a brain defect” that caused Mr. Ex MBA to LACK A CONSCIENCE, even though WENDELL HELPED MR. EX MBA SPREAD THE FAKE/PLANTED BBEs AROUND LIKE A VIRUS AGAINST ME. 

Wendell: *to me, when I asked for help with homework* You need to calm down if you want my help. 

Me: *panicking* I am calm.

Wendell: That’s great. Where is your diagram?

Me: 

Wendell: I can’t help you if you won’t help yourself. 

Me: I don’t know how to draw.

Wendell: You don’t know how to hit, either, and you are the slowest runner on earth! But if you keep your eye on the ball, then you can get to first base by walking. And then you can steal second base, where you don’t have to run unless you’re forced. You never want to be forced to run unless somebody else hits a home run while you’re on-base. All you’re going to accomplish by being forced to run is to make your teammates wish you weren’t on the team, because whenever you’re up to bat or on-base your weak hitting and running skills are putting the whole team at-risk of losing all the gains that the strong and fast talented players worked so hard to make. 

And it’s more difficult for the other team to make a double-play than a single-play, so therefore after you walk to first base, you need to try to steal every other base while the ball is in-play. You can try to steal a base if there’s a long ground ball that gets past first base or a fumbled fly ball in right field—start running as soon as you see either of those conditions, no matter how foul—then the odds turn in your favor that you’ll get to the next base, where you won’t have to run again unless you’re forced. 

So you see that if you walk to first base, then you have much better odds of making it all the way home without causing an out than if you try to hit the ball and run like a normal person. So you walk. And you learn to walk better by keeping your eye on the ball. And maybe you should also go to the doctor to see if you have a treatable medical problem that makes you run so slow. 

But I don’t think the doctor can make you better at art, so you are going to have to accept that you can’t draw then do your best even if people laugh because you can’t draw a regular horse like everybody else. 

Did you know that most children can draw a horse better than you before they can even read a story about horses? 

It’s mind-boggling to me that at your age, you’re still incapable of doing the most basic things!

You really need to ask yourself how you’re going to survive without my help.

You need to figure-out a game-plan for making money as an adult so you don’t starve to death or freeze when the furnace goes out and you don’t know how to fix it by yourself.

OK see now this is calm. You thought you were calm before, but that was not calm. 

Now you can focus on the problem.

What is the problem?

Billy Bean: *“looking for the problem” in “Moneyball”*

Me: The problem is that I don’t know how to hit the ball and I might have a medical condition that makes me run slow and I lack the basic geometry knowledge of your average five-year-old who can’t read and I can’t fix anything by myself and I need money to survive but I can’t make any money unless I solve all of those problems first and doctors cost money and doctors can’t cure stupid.

Wendell: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOU’RE NOT EVEN LOOKING AT THE PROBLEM! 

Me: ?

Wendell: THE PHYSICS PROBLEM THAT YOU ASKED ME TO HELP YOU SOLVE. 

Wendell: Maybe your mother is right, maybe you need psychiatric help or medication or something. Or maybe you could try PAYING ATTENTION! What I said is that if you want my help, then you need to show me A DIAGRAM.

Wendell: You work on that. I’m going to go eat some ice cream and watch Wheel of Fortune with your mother.

Me: *2/20/2026* This one’s for you, Wendell; it’s called: “There’s No CRYING in Baseball: I’m Not Crying You’re Crying”

Wendell spent a lot of hours teaching me how to pitch and field the ball, and I became a half-decent pitcher and fielder, but I never did figure-out how to run faster or “put my weight into it” at bat.

On Sundays—and other days—Wendell and Sharon were both of service at the local Methodist church, where Sharon taught Sunday School when I was young (and later became a Stephen Minister), and Wendell sang in the church choir and regularly served as an usher and a money-counter. 

I stopped going to church at about age 15, because I fell into sin after a youth group trip (I started having pre-marital sex), and my parents said that I should not pray for forgiveness until I was done sinning. 

My mother, in particular, was critical of my low church attendance record.  

When I was little, I believed in Jesus, and as I got older I always WANTED to be able to sit in church like an actual respectable person, but (I figured) I could not do that again unless I was married, and even then, I would have to learn what I was supposed to believe-in, because that wasn’t clear. 

The inspirational Bible verses that Sharon displayed all over the house did NOT shed any light on my parents’ BELIEFS. They were clearly committed to *something* in the words they quoted and studied, but they never explained (at least not to me) WHAT was MOTIVATING them to LOVE JESUS SO. MUCH. 

Also, I couldn’t wrap my mind around WHY two adults who called themselves “sinners” would LOVE JESUS SO.MUCH. that THEY WANTED TO WORSHIP JESUS IN THEIR MARITAL BED, keeping Bibles and Bible Study guides and so forth right next to where they had sex.

So there Sharon and Wendell were in court—after the BBE jig was up—and they were eagerly CONTINUING TO PIGGY-BACK ON TOP OF MR. EX MBA’S ORGANIZED GANG-BANGING of me for THE OPPORTUNITY to INFLICT “RELIGIOUS WOUNDS” on my flesh AND to WEAVE THEIR USUAL TANGLED WEBS so that if I cried wolf against them, then they could BLAME ME FOR WOUNDING THEM, doing what Sharon did best when I was growing up, to wit: 

MUNCHAUSEN MOMMY ME, i.e., put me in a chair and force me to say “THANK YOU DEAR LORD BABY JESUS OUR HEAVENLY FATHER FOR ALL THE FISH STICKS ON MY BIRTHDAY AND THE COOKED TONGUE OF MY FAVORITE COW HENRIETTA WHO USED TO SUCKLE ON MY FINGER BEFORE GRANDPA SLAUGHTERED HER AND DISMEMBERED HER AND WENDELL PUT HER IN THE FREEZER IN THE BASEMENT FOR ME TO EAT” at dinner after *RECEIVING CORPORAL PUNISHMENT FROM DAD* and *APOLOGIZING TO MOM* for SCREAMING BLOODY MURDER IN HER FACE—hurling all the hate and obscenities a kindergarten-aged child had ever heard—BECAUSE OF WHATEVER INJUSTICE DU JOUR THE G.O.A.T. MOTHER “HAD NO CHOICE” BUT TO DISH-OUT then upon getting back-talk “HAD NO CHOICE” BUT TO CHASE THE UNGRATEFUL BRAT AROUND THE HOUSE AND *SWAT* *WHACK* *MISS* *LAUGH* *GRAB* *SWAT* *WHACK* WITH A STIFF-BRISTLED HAIRBRUSH since mom could see how much “her child needed help and that’s what mothers do,” and all she ever wanted to do was give her precious baby TLC but “throwing a fit” was UNACCEPTABLE because such un-Godly selfish behavior hurt the grown woman’s feelings and destroyed her dreams of having nice things and accomplishments of her own.

But here’s a curious thing that I must also mention: SHARON DID NOT HAVE *ANY* NICE THINGS OF HER OWN! 

YET WENDELL HAD *TONS* OF PLAYTHINGS (TONS UPON TONS, even, going by the sheer weight of his expensive tractors and motorcycles and tools and so on and so forth!)

Oh, and there’s ONE MORE THING… 

…although I failed in life to see eye-to-eye with Sharon on any topic that I can recall, after she died in 2022 and Wendell mailed me her Memorial leaflet featuring a funeral “Self-portrait” photo, I was able to look at my mother through her own eyes for the first time.

What I saw was shocking. 

It was Sharon’s Karmic destination in this life, and it was harsh.

I saw what Wendell was hiding, which Sharon wanted to TELL, but couldn’t. 

I immediately documented my “findings,” but I never found the right “place” to put them.

This is the place. 

Sharon was sending a message ABOUT WENDELL by wearing Mr. Ex MBA’s diamond to her own funeral, and WENDELL HEARD THE MESSAGE, and WENDELL WAS WORRIED THAT EVERYONE ELSE WOULD HEAR SHARON’S HEART pendant AS LOUD AS HE DID, and so Wendell had to TRY TO KEEP SHARON’S HEART pendant QUIET (by plucking out the diamond), and that’s what GAVE HIM AWAY, exactly like what happened in “The Tell-Tale Heart” story by Edgar Allan Poe.  

Sharon’s favorite TV show was “Murder, She Wrote.” Wendell and my brother both hated that show. I was with Sharon; I liked how Jessica Fletcher could spill the tea and solve a murder-mystery and write a book and show Sheriff Tupper the door all at once.  

But perhaps the judge *was* blowing the whistle and it was up to Dr. CPhD to hear it? but instead Dr. CPhD IGNORED THE SCREAMING SIREN and that kept the judge locked in Hell? IDK. I always thought there was something a little *too honest* about the judge’s organized criminal activity. Time will tell.

Frank: [*the real me*, 3/12/2026] So that brings us back to where we left-off above, sussing out the real-life individuals corresponding to the characters—now focusing-on the villains—prophesied in The Book of Revelation. 

To re-cap, we have ID’ed the prophesied beast of the sea (THE ANTI-CHRIST) to be Mr. Ex MBA, whom we have also shown cause to conclude is immortal Injustice like Satan (the Dragon.)

And we have also ID’ed Babylon the Great to be my mother, Sharon; we saw the reason why in “THE CASE OF THE TELLTALE HEART PENDANT,” which clarified that Sharon was riding the Beast of the Sea by displaying Mr. Ex MBA’s diamond in her self-portrait funeral photo as proof of her “fornication.” 

Now we recall that Pastor DeVille’s analysis would have us believe that the second beast—The Beast out of the Earth, aka the False Prophet—is not a person per se, but rather something along the lines of “previously hidden FALSE Christian power structures and their allies.”  

Also recall that I would disagree with Pastor DeVille on that point; I would say that because the False Prophet is destined to spend forever with the immortal Dragon, we should assume that the False Prophet is also an immortal Unjust individual on earth, because otherwise we are making it impossible for the Dragon and the False Prophet to fulfill their destiny together forever, and that conclusion CONTRADICTS what Revelation says is the shared forever-destiny of the Dragon and the False Prophet.

So NEXT we must try to ID the False Prophet IRL, and we also need to figure-out Satan’s name IRL.

Frank: [*the real me*, 3/12/2026] From the description of the False Prophet (The Beast out of the Earth) at Revelation 13:11-18, we learn that the False Prophet is what we could aptly call “A DRAGON IN SHEEP’S CLOTHING.”

The first point of LEGAL analysis I would make is that everyone can JUST BE the JUST AND TRUE INDIVIDUAL they SAY they want to SEE, then the rest of the world will HAVE TO AGREE, because THAT’S HOW THE TRUTH WORKS; no “worship” would be necessary unless you’re following a FALSE PROPHET, in which case you are BOWING-DOWN BEFORE THEIR THRONE OF LIES, and that’s a grotesque display.

Think about it some more: If you are reading this and if you have Free Will, then like it or not, YOU ONLY HAVE TWO CHOICES about who and what to WORSHIP, and one of those choices will lead to everlasting life, and one of those choices will lead to death: 

(1) THE TRUTH, which comes from Jesus and is INSIDE OF YOU;

or 

(2) MR. EX MBA. 

That having been said, before we try to ID the False Prophet, let’s discuss “THE MARK OF THE BEAST” (referenced at Revelation 13:16-17), which THE FALSE PROPHET REPORTEDLY CAUSES ALL WHO “WORSHIP” THE BEAST OF THE SEA TO RECEIVE. 

RECALL that Mr. Ex MBA DECEIVED SATAN into “worshiping” Mr. Ex MBA by tricking Satan into believing that Mr. Ex MBA was a JESUS-CONTROLLED ROBOCOP, when in fact, Mr. Ex MBA is a Free-Willed MAN with the GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER zero 0️⃣.

Ergo, we would conclude that 0️⃣ is THE MARK OF THE BEAST.

Picture this: “You’ve been EX’ed! Mark it 0️⃣!”

What the prophesied number of the beast, 666, and Mr. Ex MBA’s number,  0️⃣, have in common is that that they are both REAL NUMBERS, but yet they are both IMAGINARY NUMBERS OF A MAN, meaning that it would be impossible for a person to CHOOSE to have the number 666, and it would likewise be possible for a person to CHOOSE to have the number  0️⃣; a person would have to CHOOSE TO BE *NOTHING* to get an IMAGINARY NUMBER OF A MAN, so then in that case, we could *technically* assign to the person ANY IMAGINARY NUMBER OF A MAN, such as 666, but since there is an actual number  0️⃣ That corresponds to the absence of Zero, it makes more sense to assign the number  0️⃣ to the beast of the sea, aka the Anti-Christ.

So again: Satan was EX’ed and this ironically caused Satan to fall into sin while Satan was TRYING to murder me to win a BET with Jesus about my MORTALITY.  

But because JESUS DID NOT REALLY INVOKE THE BET—SATAN WAS EX’ed—Satan and Mr. Ex MBA and their accomplices became jointly and severally FINANCIALLY LIABLE TO JESUS when I was murdered (at least four times a few days after the prenatal vitamins were delivered from Mexico into the Rainbow Hill House garage), and now they are all obligated to PAY (with interest at 29.99% APR, the highest allowable rate in New Jersey) THE $2M “PRICE ON MY HEAD” THAT MR. EX MBA SET WITH THE PROVEN-ON-THE-D-DAY-5/16/2011-COURT-RECORD *SPECIFIC INTENT* TO MURDER ME FOR THE $2M TERM LIFE-INSURANCE PAYOUT, with the presumed plan being to use the life-insurance proceeds to pay the Drug Lord in Mexico for manufacturing and delivering the prenatal vitamins. 

As of 5/16/2025, the financial liability owed to Jesus exceeds $300+ Million USD. 

Of course, Mr. Ex MBA also financially damaged Satan in the same amount, so therefore Mr. Ex MBA OWES SATAN WHATEVER SATAN OWES JESUS. 

And THAT IS WHY EVERYONE IN THE WORLD WHO “WORSHIPS” MR. EX MBA IS GOING TO BE LIABLE TO *PAY* SATAN CASH MONEY, to wit: That’s the only GUARANTEED way Satan has to COLLECT MONEY DAMAGES FROM MR. EX MBA. 

In other words, SOONER OR LATER, everyone with Free Will in the world who wants to BUY AND SELL is going to be “asked” by Satan whether or not they want to get THE MARK OF THE BEAST, i.e., to “worship” Mr. Ex MBA—and as I mentioned above, there are only TWO CHOICES you can make in this world: (1) THE TRUTH, which comes from Jesus and is INSIDE OF YOU, or (2) MR. EX MBA—and anyone who CHOOSES MR. EX MBA over the Truth and thereby GETS EX’ed (gets THE MARK OF THE BEAST) and becomes liable to PAY SATAN CASH MONEY whenever they BUY OR SELL, and then Satan is liable to GIVE THE MONEY TO JESUS. 

In that manner, anyone who CHOOSES THE TRUTH can DRINK FROM THE RIVER OF THE WATER OF LIFE WITHOUT PRICE, i.e., live endlessly on earth for free off THE CASH MONEY THAT SATAN IS LEGALLY-OBLIGATED TO COLLECT FROM EVERYONE WITH “THE MARK OF THE BEAST” AND HAND-OVER TO JESUS.

Frank: [*the real me* 2/19/2026] WENDELL IS UNACCOUNTED-FOR, so therefore NOW I would have to say that Wendell is the False Prophet.  

Check it out: Wendell PIGGY-BACKED (in MARITAL SOLIDARITY with the Whore of Babylon) ON THE BEAST’S GANG-BANGING OF ME, *at the same time* as Wendell tried to HYPOCRITICALLY mortally wound the beast, 

*and then* Wendell HYPOCRITICALLY OFFED the Whore of Babylon from the back of the beast and CONTINUED ON HIS *UNMARRIED* WAY, 

GANG-BANGING ME by sending me Sharon’s Memorial leaflet in August, 2022 (in which leaflet I was KNOWINGLY FALSELY IDENTIFIED by my given name, “Heather,” and Mr. Ex MBA’s last name, when in fact Wendell knew that I had Legally changed my name to “Job Prince” in 2017), 

and GANG-BANGING THE PUBLIC AT-LARGE by PLAYING THE DOTING *CHRISTIAN* HUSBAND at Sharon’s funeral, 

and surely THROUGH IT ALL, WENDELL WAS GOING TO CHURCH “FAITHFULLY” TO FAKE-WORSHIP JESUS to keep his “cover” in tact! 

Wendell most assuredly STANDS ALONE ON THE GOLD-MEDAL PODIUM in the HYPOCRISY, aka False Prophet, OLYMPICS! 

Fact: I NEVER ONCE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE HEARD WENDELL UTTER A SINGLE “CURSE WORD.” Not one. Sharon would say “damn” sometimes. Wendell NEVER swore.    

{3/2/2026 I’m popping in here to CLARIFY that it’s NECESSARY for both Sharon and Wendell to have CHARACTERS IN REVELATION because in terms of “quantity of Evil” delivered unto me by people in my life’s story, Sharon and Wendell and Mr. Ex MBA and Satan were the biggest “contributors.” No one else even comes close to their “numbers.” 

AND SHARON IS THE ONLY ONE OF THAT GROUP WHO IS DEAD; Sharon’s MORTALITY IS KNOWN, and that is a significant fact, which distinguishes Sharon from Satan and Mr. Ex MBA (whom we have shown cause to allege is immortal Injustice like Satan.) 

Sharon’s female GENDER and her MORTALITY are also CONSISTENT with Babylon the Great and Babylon’s prophesied destruction. 

We can presume that Sharon had Free Will because that’s the best explanation for THE CASE OF THE TELLTALE HEART PENDANT.

Turning to Wendell, we NOTICE that we have established CAUSE to suspect Wendell of murdering Sharon over Sharon’s choice of wearing Mr. Ex MBA’s DIAMOND, which is a CHOICE that effectively told the public: “I DO NOT LIKE WENDELL’S *TINY DIAMOND*, I LIKE MR. EX MBA’S *BIG DIAMOND*.” In other words, “FAT-WALLETED WENDELL IS LESS OF A HUSBAND THAN SLIM-WALLETED MR. EX MBA, WHOM WENDELL SAYS HAS A BRAIN DEFECT THAT REMOVED HIS CONSCIENCE.”

So by process of elimination, the only BIG bad character remaining in Revelation is the False Prophet. 

Wendell was the head usher and money-counter at a Christian church, who built his FALSE REPUTATION FOR HAVING A CONSCIENCE on a foundation of worshiping Jesus religiously. 

Yet from Day 1 (8/30/2010, the date of the PROVEN-TO-BE FAKE/PLANTED BBEs that Wendell helped Mr. Ex MBA distribute far and wide)—

and at all times in-between, 

e.g., when Wendell was telling people in my “contacts list” (via email) that I had a “mental illness” that was causing me to FALSELY ACCUSE MR. EX MBA *AND WENDELL* OF ABUSE,

and when Wendell was paying the *NOT A NEST EGG* life insurance premiums on Mr. Ex MBA’s behalf—

Wendell was against me, even though Wendell  PRETENDED to be against Mr. Ex MBA. 

But upon closer inspection, it’s clear that the only way in which Wendell was ever against Mr. Ex MBA was FINANCIALLY! 

And the REASON WHY Wendell’s and Mr. Ex MBA’s FINANCIAL INTERESTS CLASHED is because I WASN’T DEAD after being murdered four times, BUT I WAS DIVORCED AND DESTITUTE. 

In fact, Mr. Ex MBA had dumped my zombie body and COMMITTED FINANCIAL *ABUSE* out the wazoo against me (see the 5/16/2011 D-Day transcript.) 

So the problem Wendell had was that WENDELL’S FALSE REPUTATION was going to suffer if the relatively WEALTHY Wendell was MORE ABUSIVE TO ME AS A FATHER than Mr. Ex MBA was to me as a husband! 

Do you NOTICE A PATTERN in Wendell’s FALSE PROPHET BEHAVIOR, which is TRIGGERED BY *WENDELL’S WORRY* about BEING SEEN BY THE PUBLIC as being MORE MISOGYNISTIC AND ABUSIVE THAN MR. EX MBA? 

So Wendell FED ME AND KEPT A SPREADSHEET OF EXACTLY HOW MUCH MONEY MY SURVIVAL COST HIM IN US DOLLARS, but NEVER ONCE WAS WENDELL WITH ME *FOLLOWING JESUS’S WORD*! 

Wendell was 100 AGAINST ME AND *JESUS’S WORD*, despite being a lifelong espouser of *JESUS’S WORD*! 

Wendell thereby proved that he is A TRAITOR AGAINST ME (the Good part of God) AND *JESUS’S WORD*, and that makes Wendell a FALSE PROPHET (a wolf in sheep’s clothing) concerned solely with MAINTAINING HIS FALSE REPUTATION, i.e., HIDING HIS TRUE IDENTITY, which is a PREDATOR, not a SHEEP.}

Satan: [*in my imagination, to Frank the giant bunny rabbit* 2/19/2026] But that still does not end the analysis; now you have to determine whether or not Wendell has Free Will. CAN YOU PROVE THAT WENDELL COULDN’T BE A ROBOCOP OF JESUS?  

Frank: [*the giant bunny rabbit* 3/12/2026] Those are TWO UNRELATED QUESTIONS—so that was a bit of a RABBIT HOLE!—and the ANSWER to second question is that it would be IMPOSSIBLE for Wendell to be a JESUS-OPERATED ROBOCOP because the “Howe” word compels the assumption that Jesus my husband, which means that A JESUS-OPERATED ROBOCOP MOST ASSUREDLY WAS NEVER BEATING MY *SS AT SHARON’S REQUEST OR CALLING ME “MENTALLY ILL” OR PAYING *NOT A NEST EGG* LIFE INSURANCE PREMIUMS ON MR. EX MBA’S BEHALF; so therefore if Wendell is a ROBOCOP, then Wendell would have to be a 100 Satan-operated ROBOCOP from the day of my birth.

Frank: [*the real me* 2/19/2026] Let’s assume for argument’s sake that Wendell has Free Will. {3/12/2026 and NOTE that Wendell being “REAL” is the best explanation for THE CASE OF THE TELLTALE HEART PENDANT.} 

The first thing we NOTICE is that Wendell’s level of hypocrisy doesn’t come from “NOTHING,” i.e., THE ABSENCE OF GOOD AND EVIL, but rather, it comes from PREMEDITATED EVIL. 

Think about it: Wendell compared himself to Saddam Hussein during a monologue about his ZERO-TOLERANCE FOR SIN STANCE, so Wendell and Mr. Ex MBA could NOT POSSIBLY have the same GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER.

Think about it some more:

Wendell would threaten to put a litter of kittens in a burlap bag and drown them in the bathtub if I didn’t “get rid of them,” then make a home movie of me running into the street with a picnic basket full of kittens and a sign that read: “FOR SALE, FREE KITTENS,” trying to stop traffic to give people driving by a kitten, then play the home movie back just to laugh all over again.

Mr. Ex MBA, OTOH, would COMPLAIN THAT I DIDN’T TAKE ENOUGH PICTURES OR VIDEOS OF HIM and would literally COUNT the number of photos he was in and TELL ME WHEN TO PHOTOGRAPH HIM.  

Wendell would personally collect and count the money from everybody in church then turn-around and call the pastor a hypocrite to his face. 

Mr. Ex MBA, OTOH, WOULD S*CK UP TO A PRIEST TO GET ACCESS TO THE PRIEST’S STASH OF “DISPENSATIONS.” 

Wendell would crack a bottle of beer after eating Jesus’s flesh in effigy for brunch and beat my *ss at Sharon’s request. 

Mr. Ex MBA, OTOH, eschewed corporal punishment and USED “GROOMING” TO GAIN TRUST; Mr. Ex MBA would throw parties and call them “charity events,” selling tickets with the slogan “DRINK FOR THE CHILDREN.” 

Wendell would not blush WHEN HIS SIBLINGS TOLD ME that Wendell was lying to me all those years about “GETTING THE RAZOR STRAP” FROM HIS OWN FATHER, when in fact, WENDELL’S SIBLINGS WOULD GET THE RAZOR STRAP AND MY GRANDFATHER WOULD SAY TO WENDELL: “LET THAT BE A LESSON TO YA!” 

Mr. Ex. MBA, OTOH, would ask at family reunions whether or not his 10-year-old niece received the naked photos he sent  (“What is wrong with you? I HAD TO USE A MAGNIFYING GLASS TO VERIFY THAT I WAS REALLY SEEING WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS SEEING IN THOSE PHOTOGRAPHS!”) and talk about his bowel movements and his sperm count.

Wendell was a math and physics whiz; he used to ask me all through my high school and engineering school daze: “Why do you think it is that I can solve every problem in your homework, but I haven’t been in school for 25 years, and you can’t even remember what you learned last semester?” and I never had answer. 

MR. EX MBA, OTOH, ENJOYED DEMONSTRATING THE MATH OF PUTTING WHOLE-DOLLAR COINS IN SLOT MACHINES AND USING A CREDIT CARD TO PAY FOR THE CASINO BUFFET. 

Wendell took care of things and could fix anything and everything. 

Mr. Ex MBA, OTOH, WOULD BREAK EVERYTHING WITH CARELESSNESS AND COULD FIX NOTHING (and I couldn’t fix anything either.)         

Wendell was not at all like Mr. Ex MBA, is my point.

Ergo, if I conclude that Wendell has Free Will, then I must say he is IN KARMA, aka MORTAL, because IN THEORY, Mr. Ex MBA’s GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER zero 0️⃣ is the only Free-Willed GOVERNOR MODULE NUMBER outside of Karma. 

But THAT CONCLUSION IS A LOGICAL PROBLEM BECAUSE A MORTAL PERSON DOES NOT “FIT” IN THE ABYSS WITH TWO IMMORTAL UNJUST CHARACTERS.

Frank: [*the giant bunny rabbit* 2/20/2026] What is the problem with Wendell being a Satan-operated ROBOCOP?

Satan: [*speaking in my imagination to Frank the giant bunny rabbit* 2/20/2026] First of all, DO NOT FORGET that YOU ARE AWARE that YOU CANNOT PROVE that Eminem is Satan, even though you received the SHAM “Howe” word in Eminem’s name, and even though Eminem calls himself “Lucifer.” THE “HOWE” WORD WAS A SHAM ON SATAN’S PART. AND THERE IS NO WAY FOR ANYONE—NOT YOU, NOT ANYONE—TO IDENTIFY SATAN (A LIAR) BY THE SATAN’S (A LIAR’S) “CONFESSION.” IMPOSSIBLE! Nevertheless, YOU HAD TO ASSUME THAT EMINEM WAS SATAN BECAUSE THAT WAS THE “BEST INFORMATION” YOU HAD. 

OK fine. 

But now let’s do some math. 

Eminem is 5 years younger than you. And what you’re concluding is that Wendell fits the description of the False Prophet in Revelation, BUT a person with Free Will doesn’t “fit” in the Abyss with the Dragon and the beast of the sea, so—you’re saying next—Wendell must be a ROBOCOP that Jesus put in Eminem’s hand to FATHER YOU from the day of your birth. 

But this means that Eminem was not yet born—and in fact, he wouldn’t be on earth for another 5 years—when you were DELIVERED as a baby into Wendell’s hand. 

So NOW THE QUESTION BECOMES: WHY ON EARTH WOULD JESUS PUT BABY-YOU INTO A SATAN-OPERATED ROBOCOP’S HAND FOR “FATHERING” BEFORE SATAN WAS EVEN BORN?  

In other words, WHY WOULD JESUS USE SATAN TO FATHER YOU THROUGH A ROBOCOP, BUT MAKE SATAN HIMSELF YOUNGER THAN YOU?

Frank: [*the giant bunny rabbit* 2/20/2026] Finkle and Einhorn. Finkle and Einhorn. Finkle and Einhorn….Einhorn and Finkle. Finkle and Einhorn….

Frank: [*the real me* 2/20/2026] The Dragon and the False Prophet are a MIND-BODY COMBINATION (A PERSON!) Satan, aka the Dragon, is the MIND, and the False Prophet, aka the Beast from THE EARTH, is THE BODY. The reason why the Dragon and the False Prophet are referred-to SEPARATELY in Revelation is because SATAN’S CONSCIOUS MIND EXISTS ETERNALLY, COMPLETELY SEPARATE FROM HIS BODY. So Wendell—the False Prophet—is the body of Satan. Satan is Wendell’s mind. SATAN IS MY FATHER, WENDELL!

Frank: [*the giant bunny rabbit* 2/20/2026, recalling “THE TEMPTATION OF SATAN”] Satan is my father, Wendell???

Frank: [*the real me* 2/20/2026; edited] OH.MY.GOD. Nooooo noooooo noooooo….….NO. I’m not going that route. If I FELT LIKE I wanted to stop living my best life TODAY to WATCH RE-RUNS OF “LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT,” then I could—for the 100 VALID PURPOSE of CATALOGING SEXUAL DEVIANCIES USING THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM, making it MY JOB to be A PUBLIC OFFICIAL ASSIGNED TO THE AFTERLIFE SEX OFFENDER REGISTRATION DESK—but I don’t FEEL LIKE that’s a job I’m COMPETENT to do! In fact, my incompetence at doing that job is unsurpassed in the universe. I am not a natural EMPATH; it’s very difficult for me to stay focused on what goes on in other people’s minds. ALL I NEEDED TO SEE TO “GET ON THE RIGHT PATH” IS THAT MY MIND CANNOT BE “CORRUPTED” BY MY BODY ANY MORE AFTER I *CHOSE* TO FOLLOW JESUS ON 8/28/2010 (and not coincidentally, that decision was made possible by my father, Wendell’s—Satan’s—c. February, 2010, decision to follow Mr. Ex MBA and murder me), so therefore I am going to limit my “‘special victims’ concerns” about the past to KEEPING MY MIND FOCUSED ON “MY WORK,” which is the TOEWC and LOVE (focusing on empathizing with Jesus and any people who chose to be Just like Jesus.)  

I have baggage, yes, but I’m going to use the baggage “internally,” as FUEL FOR THE FIRE that I need to KEEP BURNING FOREVER AGAINST MY FATHER SATAN, exactly as HE REQUESTED ME TO DO.

It’s the least I can do for him after all he did for me growing up!

Frank: [*the real me* 3/4/2026] Popping in after getting past the shock, and realizing IN RETROSPECT that it makes PERFECT SENSE for Wendell to be Satan, because (as well-illustrated by my unavoidable and GOOD idea of PROPOSING to Satan, and HELPFULLY getting the “Howe” word, which proved that Jesus is my husband), THERE ALWAYS EXISTED (Eternally) A LEGAL NECESSITY for there to be NO POSSIBILITY OF SATAN AND I GETTING MARRIED ON EARTH. And the only way for Jesus to ENTIRELY REMOVE *VALID THOUGHTS* ABOUT THAT POSSIBILITY *IN BOTH OF OUR MINDS* WAS TO CREATE A FATHER-DAUGHTER RELATIONSHIP. 

{3/12/2026 I couldn’t see it, because Wendell wears SUCH A CONVINCING SHEEP COSTUME that the only thing I ever seriously wondered about Wendell is whether or not HE WAS AWARE THAT HE WASN’T REALLY A SHEEP.}   

In retrospect, all of the analysis (other than the analysis of the “Howe” word event and “THE TEMPTATION OF SATAN” event) wasn’t even necessary to KNOW that Satan is my father, because to repeat THE UNDOUBTABLE TRUTH:  IF SATAN CANNOT BE MY HUSBAND, THEN SATAN MUST BE MY FATHER. 

No one can argue with that.

And the NOW-KNOWN FACT that there is a FATHER-DAUGHTER RELATIONSHIP between the Evil part of God and the Good part of God, respectively, answers the question about whether or not Satan has Free Will.

ANSWER: No; that conclusion is confirmed by the FATHER-DAUGHTER RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN SATAN AND I MADE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR SATAN TO *CHANGE HIS DESTINY* FROM INJUSTICE TO JUSTICE, and that means that it was never possible. 

🔥🔥🔥END OF DISCUSSION OF THE SEALS, THE BEAST OF THE SEA, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE FALSE PROPHET, THE DRAGON, THE MARK OF THE BEAST, NEW JERUSALEM, AND THE WATER OF LIFE WITHOUT PRICE REVELATION PROPHECY FULFILLMENT🔥🔥🔥

In joy, 

Frank